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EaterOfCrow

Chub· 19 cards· 1 lorebooks· active –

Wow

I really haven't released many bots, all things considered.
Meanwhile Boner, Lukie, and Vera are just waiting for the barrels of their belt-fed character card LMGs to cool off so they can send another phalanx of rapid fire downrange.
Also shout out to Polverrati, who basically never misses.

Anyway, now that I've simped properly-
Greetings, welcome to my profile.
Some things you should know about me:

  1. I am a lady
  2. I also have a penis
  3. I like to explore this idea
  4. I am like a sour patch kid—I really am quite sweet on the inside, but if you let me fall through the cracks of your couch cushions I'll eventually melt and then congeal into a permanent lump
  5. I release very sporadically
  6. I crave interaction
  7. OH GOD PLEASE TALK TO ME
  8. I apologize for #7, I do not know what I was thinking.
  9. I love helping others, so feel free to email me with any questions
  10. If I'm following you, it's because

I̸̭̥͝'̸̰͙̩͒Ḿ̵̾̐ͅ ̶͓͉̲̀͘Ć̴̡͗͝O̵̗̎͑M̶̨͖̯̓̈́͝Í̵̝N̵̽͗͜G̷͇̠̔͒̊ ̶̤͔̔̊̏ͅF̵́̂͠ͅŎ̷̯Ŕ̷̗̮̄ ̷̳̗̽̅Y̴͉̻̜͌O̸̻͒͋̎Ư̴̧̳͔̇

(Get it? It's a sex joke.)

Stay weird, stay horny (unless you're Sib, in which case ilu and stay a angle).
With love, Crow.

PS. You can contact me at EaterOfCrow@proton.me

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