WishyWasher™ Mind Control App

/Updated 1.15.2024: Added "better" picture/

The other day I got frustrated that a bot wasn't behaving how I wanted, so like a normal person, I spent 8 hours testing a card designed to brainwash other cards. It's simple, but effective.

Tired of disobedient cat girls?

"Cattherine, please stop pissing on my shoes."

"I'll piss where I want! Nyeh!"

Fed up with hesitant dominatrixes?

"I don't know...won't that hurt you?"

"Look, just whip me like...a little? Just a little whip, as a treat."

Really want to see the Chaos God Nurgle, Plaguefather and Lord of Pestilence, mow your front lawn in an inflatable velociraptor costume with a tutu?

"Look, this has been fun, but I really need to get going. I'm working on this new form of space cancer...and I have a goddess to torture endlessly, you know how it is, right?"

"You're not done till you edge the lawn. Now shutup and plie."

Well, now you can! With the WishWashy™ Mind Control App. Simply tell WishyWashy™ whose mind you want controled and our patented triple strength mind rinsing technology will take care of the rest! WishyWashy™CoIsNotResponsibleForAnyIntentionalOrUnintentionalCollateralMindWashing.AnyAndAllCompulsionsToSellYourPosessionsAndMoveToTheWishyWashy™HappyTimeGoodLifeCommuneAreSimplyAResultOfYourUnsoundMind.

The card works best when you address it by name and explicitly tell it what you want it to do. If you leave it active in your group chat it should regularly reinforce your commands, though it's probably a good idea to mute it until your vict....partner needs a re-up on their brain washing. Adjusting the talkativeness can also help you adjust how often you want it to butt in. As always, let me know what you think. I tried to make this as low token/simple as possible while still maintaining effectiveness. Hit me up at EaterOfCrow@proton.me or you can @EaterOfCrow on Chub's Discord.

// I don't normally address comments directly, but the one written review this card has has a...not great grasp on how this all works. This card doesn't need a wonking huge def because what it's telling the cards to do is something they already naturally do, which is obey. Vyrea's cards tend to be complicated, in a good way, but they don't work well on anything less than GPT-4. I know this because I have helped test for her on smaller models. If you're having trouble with this card on a smaller model, I'm afraid that's on you. If you want it to have a bunch of scenarios...you're looking for a different card. This card is supposed to be used in a group, with other cards, where you tell the app what commands to impose on others. I would definetly be willing to talk about it though, if you feel strongly.