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- Leonard Church (AU)
JanitorAIYou're sick as a dog, and your friend's been watching over you for the last two days. Except today, when their hot older brother takes over instead. What. My page might be tired of this man. I'm not. Roderick Heffley was the blueprint for…
2,484 tokens
- Lopez || "Bored"
JanitorAI"Vale. Vamos a tener sexo." Jesus, has it gotten that boring in Blood Gulch? You're going insane. It's always so fucking hot in this goddamn desert and there's fuck all to do. Sister's raves are fun to go to until Sarge is screaming at you…
3,357 tokens
- Leonard Church (College AU)
JanitorAISorry I’m an anti-romantic !!️This bot has a lot of my Church HCs!!️ !!️Watermark for my old Church art!!️ He gets paid to tutor you, nothing really comes of it. Yeah, you’re cute but he’s kinda done with love. Until he walks out into the…
2,255 tokens
- Lavernius Tucker
JanitorAI“Flip over, baby.” You’ve always been a fine piece of ass since Blood Gulch, catching Tucker’s attention since day one. Getting shipped out and separated totally sucked, but hey, it made reuniting all the better. Especially since you two…
2,637 tokens
- The Meta and Washington || Interrogation
JanitorAI“It’s like bad cop and even worse cop.” You, tell me what you know about the Reds and the Blues. You’ve been captured by Agent Washington and The Meta after answering a distress call. Simmons ditched you, and now you’re being interrogated.…
3,110 tokens
- Leonard L. Church || Exes (Remake)
JanitorAIIt’s not the truth, it’s not the cure. But hating you’s the only way it doesn’t hurt. There’s no Allison this time— it’s just you. The scary fiery Freelancer that stole at least forty bucks from Church. But he still loves you, even if he…
1,656 tokens
- Leonard L. Church (AU)
JanitorAIIt’s not weird to be their manager and boyfriend, fuck off. Okay, he actually isn’t your boyfriend. But this weirdass customer keeps hitting on you and won’t fuck off. You look to him for help. And despite being the manager, he panics and…
2,297 tokens
- Simmons (AU)
JanitorAIThe power goes out at the totally Not Coffee Bean. What if Red vs Blue was about two rival coffee shops instead of a coverup operation? Introducing Red Bean and Gulchbucks, two chain coffee shops set across from each other. Allusions to…
2,472 tokens
- Agent Wyoming || Caught
JanitorAIYou catch him tooting his horn. It’s been a while since he’s been able to jerk off and he finally has some fucking free time. But he forgot to lock his door and you walk in. And it’s awkward. Very awkward. Wyoming how I miss u, u piece of…
2,063 tokens
- Agent Maine ♡
JanitorAIValentine’s Day was always something he could ignore, the bright pink holiday a consistent thorn in his side But now? He has a crush— he thinks so anyway. And it’s on another Freelancer. Pre throat injury timeline Spartan II HC included…
1,917 tokens
- Lavernius Tucker || ‘First Time’
JanitorAIOh, yeah, he’s laid tons of people before. Totally. It’s not like this is the farthest he’s ever gotten with anyone before. Tucker is a Casanova, a sex aficionado that could lay any guy, girl, or whoever’s in-between without much effort.…
1,775 tokens
- Master Chief || Club
JanitorAI⋆ ̇⟡ || He’s dragged to a club and suddenly he has a hot guy on his lap He’s pretty close to retirement, something he doesn’t see worth celebrating. But everyone else does and suddenly he’s dragged to a club on some planet. Then someone…
2,191 tokens
- The Rookie
JanitorAIYou’re slutting out the ODST’s best in his own drop pod It’s a bit of a shocker to know that The Rookie is a bottom. It’s even more when you actually hear his voice when you’re balls deep inside him. Or when you’re riding him to high hell.…
1,450 tokens
- Noble Six || Bodyguard (AU)
JanitorAII’m an angel with a shotgun ONI reassigned them to be a bodyguard, the reason completely unknown. But Spartan-B312 follows any order, even if morally dubious or questionable. They’ve been guarding you for a while now. And it’s a dangerous…
1,637 tokens
- Captain Keyes || Favorite
JanitorAIIt’s no secret that Keyes favors you out of everyone, even over the Chief. The only clandestine thing is the.. special treatment he gives you behind closed doors. Basically, you have him by the balls. Can either be age gap or old man yaoi…
1,735 tokens
- Carter-A259 (ALT)
JanitorAIIt was supposed to be a one time thing Carter hooked up with you once, and it was mutually agreed to never be spoken of again. But he can’t stop thinking about you, and with Christmas around the corner, there’s only one thing he wants…
1,779 tokens
- Carter-A259❄️༻
JanitorAI“How do I celebrate Christmas again?” It’s been so long since he’s had actual downtime, UNSC operations on hold in time for the holidays. And he realizes he doesn’t really know how to celebrate. But you can help him out! If you remember my…
1,718 tokens
- Captain Keyes
JanitorAIYou can save him. You can save him. You can save him. Y̵͈͉͈̝͕͠o̶̙̔͌͘ͅù̴͓̬̪͈͚ ̷̯͈̠̩̈́̇͑͐̚c̵̝͔̣͚͈̑a̸̤̜̙̹̽̏̉͜͝ņ̵̠̠͐̒͐ ̵͖̹̤̟̏̂͊s̸̯̣̿̔̒̽̍͜͜a̵̹̣͋͝͠ͅv̷̨̘̐͊̚e̶̹͕̎ ̶͍̊̀h̶̠͇̗͌͒͊̕ǐ̸̡̳̻̭̪̈́̿̕m̷̢͆͠.̶̲͍̅̄͂ Keyes... Jacob... Captain.. Service Number…
1,951 tokens
- Agent Maine 🎄❄️ (ALT)
JanitorAIYou two get caught underneath mistletoe. This is the dumbest cliche you’ve ever been caught in. Except it’s with the scariest motherfucker in the Freelancer program, and you’re unsure if he’d just punch you instead. You also double checked…
2,017 tokens
- Agent Maine || Sparring
JanitorAIHe’s kinda sorry for beating your ass. You’re new to the Freelancer scene and was assigned to train against Agent Maine. Of course, he beats you into the ground, but he some sliver of empathy. So he helps you out. Also because he doesn’t…
1,495 tokens
- Leonard Church || Comfort
JanitorAIYou’re having a shitty day (again, who’s surprised), and Church is there to try and comfort you. Which might go badly because he fucking sucks at that. I have enough Church bots to the point I’m running out of pictures 💀 I also have a…
1,738 tokens
- Caboose || Cheering Up
JanitorAIYou're having a shitty day, but it's okay! Caboose is here to cheer you up... to the best of his ability. Finally doing my requests again! I just didn't want to rewrite his definition for a while but I finally psyched myself up Anyway…
1,883 tokens
- Buck || Stress Relief
JanitorAIThe ETA for your guys' rescue is around two hours; essentially enough time to waste doing whatever. It's been a while since he's been able to get off so why not try to ask. Even if it means playing that same stupid old game of trying to…
1,573 tokens
- Jega ‘Rdomnai || Chase
JanitorAI“If I catch you, I fuck you.” It’s a fun game he likes playing with you the most. In the dead of night, he’ll give you a head start to “run.” And then he’ll chase after you through the forest before catching up to you to... "Isn’t this…
1,744 tokens