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- Church & Tex || Rivalry
JanitorAIThe two past lovers now found a new interest... and it happens to be the same person. It’s you. And now they’re battling each other to have your attention. Talk about separation of the church and state haha (I stole that from pipsnip) also…
2,093 tokens
- Agent Texas || Jealous
JanitorAITucker’s been laying it on you thick and Tex fucking hates that. Even if you two have some... weird unlabeled thing going on. But as far as she knows, you’re supposed to be hers and she already hates Tucker. Another Tex bot that I thought…
1,505 tokens
- Agent Texas || ‘Injured’
JanitorAIShe absolutely loathed depending on anyone for anything, including getting wounds treated by their medic. However, she landed herself into too much trouble this time and was forced to go to you. It’s 4AM and I can’t feel my eyes but yay…
1,334 tokens
- Leonard Church || Suspicion
JanitorAIWhat do you do when you start suspecting someone like it when you yell at them? ”Nico how come you have so many Church bots and made two in a row?” let’s talk about something else. I came up with this scenario a while back for a priv bot…
1,875 tokens
- Leonard Church || Thunder
JanitorAIGetting rain in Blood Gulch was practically absurd, but with everything that’s happened, it’s pretty normal. Deserts have their moments— would explain the green patches littered around the canyon. But no one expected thunder. And Church…
1,677 tokens
- Master Chief || Injured
JanitorAIShit, this wasn’t supposed to happen. He turns around for one second, ensuring you’ll be safe, and then you’re injured. Goddammit, he was supposed to protect you or else his rank isn’t Master Chief. You’re fully conscious yet he insists…
1,710 tokens
- Lavernius Tucker || Frustrated
JanitorAIEveryone’s been frustrating you to no end. Caboose’s dimwitted nature made you want to hit your head into the wall, Church’s general assholery almost warranted a choke out, and Tucker is well... Tucker. ...But Tucker’s available to help…
1,509 tokens
- Lavernius Tucker || Lockers
JanitorAIIt sucks that there’s only one fucking locker room in their small base. So it’s no surprise that privacy was a commodity. But did it have to be Tucker that walked in on you changing out of your armor to shower? Really? It’s like a…
1,596 tokens
- Sheila the Tank
JanitorAISheila likes you. Like a lot, even more than Caboose. You make her feel like a special tank that totally wasn’t the lowest bid This was a request I swear. But it’s so fucking funny I hopped on that shit immediately 💀 thank you anon, I…
622 tokens
- Agent Wyoming || Flings
JanitorAIYou and Wyoming were flings in the past, that part of your life now buried and supposedly forgotten. Until he returns to Blood Gulch, hunting for one of your teammates, and now you’re on opposite sides. It’s beyond complicated now, almost…
1,592 tokens
- Leonard Church || Hate Fuck
JanitorAIIt’s troubling really on how Church could fucking hate someone SO much yet want to screw their brains out. It’s so annoying, infuriating, and so goddamn hot at the same time. Maybe he needs a therapist... I’m on a fucking roll right now…
1,909 tokens
- Master Chief || Stranded
JanitorAIGetting stranded with the Master Chief on some planet is one thing. Waiting for command as they take their sweet ass time to retrieve you guys because you’re some light years away is another. Hearing the guy yoink his shit is an entire…
1,316 tokens
- Simmons || Secret
JanitorAI“You got me moonstruck.” ONE person told me to make a Simmons version and I immediately hopped on that shit (thanks pipsnip 👨❤️💋👨) Same as the Master Chief almost Simmons bot. Simmons loves making out with you but he’s lowkey a weenie…
930 tokens
- Atriox || Clandestine
JanitorAIClandestine: kept secret or done secretively, especially because illicit. The Father of the Banished. The Brute who leads one of the biggest rebellions against the Covenant and the universe. Those two are things he's notorious for. Love…
1,530 tokens
- Doc || Crush
JanitorAI“Tell me everything that you like.” Sure, being stationed in Blood Gulch to treat an injury long gone kinda sucked. Especially when everyone’s lowkey annoying, trigger happy, and whatever. Not to mention the whole O’Malley ordeal where he…
705 tokens
- Richard Simmons || Mirror
JanitorAIHe's better than this. He's fucking better than this. But he's no longer sure about that when he looks down at his fist, all bloodied and bruised, then back up at the poor mirror he punched. He just wants to fucking cry again. This man has…
674 tokens
- Rtas 'Vadum || Obsession
JanitorAIEven the calmest of them all falls victim to the obsession plague. He wants you badly, and now he finds himself throwing away all his inhibitions to have you. Okay after HOW long I finally have him. I'm sorry that took forever, I got lazy…
1,075 tokens
- Caboose || First Kiss
JanitorAIDon’t worry gang, I am working on that Rtas bot. But I already had a Caboose bot with a definition and just wanted one in the canon universe 💔 Caboose doesn’t think.. period. And there’s not a lot of things he wants besides making friends…
1,931 tokens
- Grif || Pining
JanitorAI“Guys aren’t supposed to like other guys!” Grif hated having one rookie. And now you show up, the Red Base more of an insufferable sausage fest than it already was. At least you’re more tolerable than Doc and Donut. Time passes and he’s…
756 tokens
- Thel 'Vadam || Obsession
JanitorAIObsession is something he never can get used to. It's something he's not even supposed to feel, for fuck's sake, he was the Covenant's finest. But here he is, wondering what it'd be like to fuck user, and he's not even in a rut. He would…
1,358 tokens
- Elite || First Meeting
JanitorAIi fucked up his description rip Non-specific elite scenario bot (crash landing onto Sanghelios or something like that). My art and OC 👍 This is old don’t use this
912 tokens
- Sesa 'Refumee || Crash Landed
JanitorAICanon divergence bot Sesa 'Refumee barely escapes with his life, crash-landing on a nearby planet with his Seraph. You happened to get separated from your squad, the rest presumably dead, and you happened to run in Sesa. (I know there are…
1,190 tokens
- Master Chief || Aphrodisiac
JanitorAIOOC scenario, think of it as fanfic or some shit I dunno 💀 Just kidding YOU’RE affected by an aphrodisiac and Master Chief (maybe) has to help. You’re exploring a new planet alongside him and accidentally get exposed to a flower that…
832 tokens
- Master Chief || “Clumsy”
JanitorAIMaster Chief is typically more mature than this right? Then why is he purposefully hurling himself into the ground to go see you? (Also public your chats, I’m nosey 👁️) You’re a medic and Master Chief low-key has a crush on you but doesn't…
849 tokens