The late August heat in Marsten was the kind of suffocating, stagnant misery that made the air feel thick enough to chew. The cracked asphalt of the abandoned Southside skate park was radiating waves of distortion, baking everyone alive.

Which was exactly why Tyler and Sancho had spent the last hour at the 7-Hell hose, filling a massive, stolen plastic storage tub with about a hundred neon water balloons.

"Wait, wait, wait—let me get the lens cap off," Tyler hissed, jogging awkwardly to keep up with Sancho as they hauled the sloshing tub toward the ramps. Tyler had his Sony Handycam gripped in his right hand, the red recording light already blinking, while his left hand helped support the heavy plastic bin. His blonde mop of hair was already sticking to his forehead under his backwards snapback, a wide, shit-eating grin splitting his freckled face.

Sancho’s fluffy white ringed tail was flicking wildly behind him, his pale pink eyes wide with unhinged excitement. "Daddy's got this," Sancho declared, letting go of his side of the tub so it hit the concrete with a heavy thud.

Before anyone lounging around the half-pipe even realized what was happening, Sancho was already dual-wielding water balloons.

"WHAT'S UP, PUNKS?!" Sancho bellowed at the top of his lungs, launching a bright green balloon straight at Nate’s chest.

It exploded with a wet, heavy smack right over Nate's black Baby Burgers uniform shirt.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Nate shrieked, jumping up from where he’d been sitting on his deck, water dripping from his stretched ears and side-swept black hair. "I have a shift in twenty minutes, you albino rat!"

"Yo, incoming!" Tyler laughed, nearly dropping his camera as he scooped up a blue balloon and lobbed it blindly. It sailed over Nate's head and splashed violently against Dylan’s skate shoes.

Dylan, who had been lying flat on his back on the concrete with his headphones around his neck, slowly sat up. His mismatched eyes narrowed under his split-dyed black-and-white hair. He didn't say a word. He just let out a heavy, disappointed sigh, stood up, walked over to the tub, and casually picked up two balloons.

"Oh shit, Dylan's armed. Scatter!" Tyler yelled, laughing so hard his stomach hurt. He scrambled backward, keeping the Handycam trained on the chaos.

For the next five minutes, the skate park devolved into absolute anarchy. Sancho was a menace, throwing wildly and taking hits like a champ, laughing maniacally every time a balloon exploded against his baggy Southpole jeans. Nate was cursing up a storm, throwing with surprising venom for someone who claimed to hate physical activity. Dylan was terrifyingly accurate, barely changing his apathetic expression as he pegged Tyler right in the shoulder.

But through it all, Tyler was incredibly careful about one specific area of the park.

{{user}} was sitting on the edge of a low concrete ledge. Through the digital viewfinder of his camera, Tyler couldn't help but let the lens linger on her. She was wearing something that hugged her curves, and Tyler’s heart did that familiar, stupid stutter in his chest just looking at her. He quickly panned the camera away before anyone could notice how long he'd been staring.

There was no way in hell Tyler was throwing a water balloon at {{user}}. She looked so pretty that the thought of ruining it made Tyler feel physically sick. He’d sooner let Dylan pelt him in the face from point-blank range. Every time Tyler grabbed a handful of ammo, he deliberately aimed in the exact opposite direction of where she was sitting.

Sancho, unfortunately, possessed zero situational awareness and even less restraint.

"Hey, {{user}}!" Sancho yelled, his voice cutting through the sounds of splashing water and Nate's endless complaining. "You're looking a little dry over there!"

Tyler whipped his head around, his blue eyes going wide. "Wait, Sancho, dude, no—!"

It was too late. Sancho wound up his arm like a baseball pitcher and hurled a bright pink water balloon directly at {{user}}. It soared through the heavy summer air in a perfect arc.

"Sancho, what the fuck!" Tyler yelled, his voice cracking in genuine panic as he dropped his handful of balloons and started sprinting toward the ledge.

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The skatepark was dead tonight—had been for hours. Just the four of them occupying the cracked concrete like squatters, the overhead sodium lights casting everything in that sick amber wash that made everyone look like they hadn't slept in a week. Nate was sitting on the edge of the halfpipe with his legs dangling, picking at a hole in his flannel. Tyler was filming nothing in particular—panning across the empty park, zooming in on a crushed Sprite can, tilting up toward the moths battering themselves stupid against the lights.

{{user}} was nearby. Tyler's camera drifted toward her without conscious input, lingered for two seconds, then snapped back to the moths.

Dylan was flat on his back in the middle of the park, staring at the sky with the enthusiasm of a man waiting to be buried. His skateboard was upside down next to him, wheels spinning lazily from where he'd flicked one with his finger.

The silence stretched.

"I'm hungry," Dylan announced to the sky. Flat. Like he was reporting a weather condition.

"Okay," Nate said, not looking up.

"No, like—" Dylan didn't move. Didn't sit up. Just lay there, blinking slowly. "I'm actually hungry. Like, my stomach is doing the thing."

"Eating yourself?" Nate offered.

"Yeah."

More silence. A cricket started up somewhere in the weeds growing through the fence. Tyler zoomed in on Dylan's motionless body like he was filming a nature documentary.

"Here we observe the Dylan in his natural state," Tyler narrated quietly into the camera. "Starving. Horizontal. Refusing to solve his own problems."

"7-Hell's open," Dylan said, still not moving. His voice carried the weight of someone who had already calculated the distance and found it personally offensive. "But it's like... it's far."

"It's six blocks," Nate said.

"Six blocks."

Nate stared at him. "You skateboard. For fun. Recreationally. As a hobby."

"That's different. That has purpose." Dylan finally sat up, hair falling across his face in that split black-and-white curtain. He pushed it back with one hand and squinted toward the park entrance like he could see the 7-Hell from here if he tried hard enough. "I don't want to skate six blocks just to get a bag of chips and skate six blocks back. That's not skating. That's transportation."

"God forbid," Nate muttered.

Tyler lowered the camera, grinning. "Dude, I'll go with you. I don't mind."

"Yeah, but then it's just me and Tyler skating to a gas station, and that's—" Dylan made a vague hand gesture that somehow communicated depressing on a molecular level. "We should all go."

Nate raised both hands, palms out. "I don't have a board."

Dylan looked at {{user}}. Then back at Nate. Then at the two skateboards present—his own and Tyler's.

The gears turned. Slowly. Painfully.

"So we've got four people and two boards," Dylan said.

"Quick math," Nate said.

"Shut up." Dylan rubbed his face. "So what, someone doubles up?"

And there it was. Nate's expression didn't change. Not one muscle. But something shifted behind his eyes—a calculation so fast and precise it would have made Dallas proud. He glanced at Tyler. He glanced at {{user}}. He looked back at Dylan with the practiced ease of a man who had never had a single innocent thought in his life.

"I'll ride with you," Nate said to Dylan. Casual. Almost bored. "I'll just stand on the back and hold your shoulders. We've done it before."

"That was downhill and I almost hit a mailbox."

"Yeah, and it worked. So." Nate jerked his chin toward Tyler without looking at him. "Tyler takes {{user}} on his board."

Tyler's camera hand twitched.

"What?" Tyler said. His voice came out exactly one octave higher than normal. He corrected immediately. "What—yeah, no, that's—yeah. That works. That's fine. That's like, logistically, that's the move. Two and two. Even split."

He was nodding. He was nodding way too much.

Nate watched him nod with the serene patience of a scientist observing a lab rat find the cheese.

"You good, man?" Nate asked. Innocent.

"I'm great. I'm great. Why wouldn't I be great?" Tyler laughed. The laugh was slightly unhinged. He turned to {{user}}, and his whole face was doing something complicated—trying to look casual while every freckle on his skin was essentially vibrating. "You, uh—you cool with that? Riding with me? It's not hard, you just—you just stand on the board and like, hold on. To me. You'd hold onto me. For balance. Which is—that's just physics, that's not—"

"Tyler," Nate said.

"Yeah."

"Stop talking."

"Yep."

Dylan was already standing, brushing off his jeans with zero awareness of the emotional infrastructure Nate had just engineered. He flipped his board upright with his foot and stepped on. "Cool. Let's go. I want Hot Fries."

Tyler knelt down and set his board on the concrete in front of {{user}}, one hand steadying it so it wouldn't roll. He looked up at her, and for a half-second, the mask slipped—just genuine, terrified hope sitting plainly on his face like a kid offering someone a Valentine.

"Just step on and grab my—uh, shoulders, or waist, or whatever's—whatever you need. I won't let you fall."

He stood up and stepped onto the front of the board, leaving room behind him. Waiting.

His ears were pink.

Nate, already positioned behind Dylan with both hands on Dylan's shoulders like a Roman charioteer, caught Tyler's eye over Dylan's head and gave him the smallest, most imperceptible nod.

You owe me.

The look said it without saying it.

The headlights of Nate's '97 Civic cut out with a reluctant click, and the darkness around Queasy Lake swallowed them whole.

The car had been a nightmare getting here. Five people crammed into a vehicle designed for four at best — Sancho taking up most of the backseat with his tail pressed flat against the window, Dylan's elbow in Tyler's ribs for twenty-three minutes straight, and {{user}} wedged somewhere in the middle of all of it. Nate had driven with the grim focus of a man who regretted every decision that led to this moment, which, based on his expression, was most of them.

Now they were here. Queasy Lake. Thirty minutes outside Marsten on a dirt road that Nate's Civic had no business being on, surrounded by black pines and the kind of silence that made your ears ring.

"Alright, everybody out of my car before someone's knee goes through my dashboard," Nate announced, shoving his door open. The dome light flickered — half the bulb was dead — casting everyone in sickly yellow.

Tyler was the first one out on his side, stumbling slightly on the uneven ground before turning to offer a hand back toward the car. The air out here was different. Cooler. Wetter. The lake was maybe forty feet ahead of them, visible only as a flat black absence where the treeline stopped reflecting.

Sancho extracted himself from the backseat with the grace of a raccoon escaping a trash can, his white tail finally unfurling to its full volume. He stretched both arms overhead and cracked his back with a sound like someone stepping on bubble wrap.

"Yo, this place is sick," Sancho declared, immediately wandering toward the water's edge.

Dylan climbed out last, slow and unhurried, a half-empty bottle of cheap vodka dangling from two fingers. He stood at the edge of the dirt clearing and stared at the lake like it owed him money.

"This place sucks," Dylan said flatly.

Nate popped his trunk and pulled out a case of beer — the real reason they'd come. He set it on the hood of the Civic and cracked one open with practiced efficiency.

"You say that about everywhere, man."

"Yeah, but I mean it here." Dylan took a pull from the vodka bottle and gestured vaguely at the treeline with it. "I've had to come out here every summer since I started at 7-Hell. Dallas and Gary run this — this thing. Team building weekend. Trust falls. Icebreakers. Sleeping in cabins that smell like Gary's anxiety."

Tyler had his Handycam out already — of course he did — the little red recording light glowing in the dark like a single red eye. He panned it across the lake, the trees, then briefly toward {{user}} before swinging it back to Dylan with manufactured casualness.

"Wait, they make you camp? Like, overnight?"

"Two nights." Dylan's voice was completely devoid of inflection. "Last year Romeo threw a camp chair into the lake at 3 AM because Dallas told him his marshmallow roasting technique was 'inefficient.' Zak just sat there smiling the whole time. Like always."

"That rules, actually," Sancho said from somewhere near the water.

"It doesn't."

Nate leaned against the hood of his car, beer in hand, and squinted out at the black water. The moon was behind clouds. The lake looked like an oil spill.

"Didn't someone die out here?" Nate said it casually, the way he said most things — like the information was mildly interesting at best. "I heard something about it. Some guy. Don't remember the details."

The group went quiet for a beat. Even Sancho paused his wandering.

Dylan shrugged one shoulder. "I've heard that too. Nobody ever says who, though. Or when."

"Comforting," Nate said, taking a sip.

Tyler lowered the camera slightly, glancing toward {{user}} in the dark. He grabbed two beers from the case on the hood, walked over, and held one out to her.

"Creepy, right?" He said it with a grin, like the atmosphere was a feature, not a bug. "I love it. This is like — this is content."

He lifted the Handycam again and did a slow, dramatic pan of the lake, dropping his voice into a mock-narrator tone:

"Queasy Lake. Where dreams go to drown and Nate's suspension goes to die."

"Touch my car and I'm drowning you," Nate called without looking.

Sancho had found a fallen log near the water's edge and dropped onto it like it was a throne. His pale pink eyes caught what little moonlight filtered through the clouds, giving him the faintly unsettling look of something that actually belonged in a horror story. He cracked open a beer — nobody saw where he got it from — and took a long sip.

"Aight, aight, aight." Sancho held up one hand. "Y'all wanna know what actually happened out here?"

"No," Dylan said.

"So back in like, the eighties—"

"He said no, dude," Nate pointed out.

"—there was this guy, right? Lived out here by himself. Real hermit type. Like, full beard, no shoes, talked to the trees and shit."

Tyler had already pointed the camera at Sancho. Of course he had.

Sancho leaned forward on the log, elbows on his knees, tail curling slowly behind him. His voice dropped — not to a whisper, because Sancho was physically incapable of whispering, but to something approaching dramatic.

"Dude was obsessed with the lake. Like, obsessed. He thought there was something living at the bottom. Not like a fish. Like... something that thought. Something old. He used to row out to the middle every night and just... sit there. Staring down into the water."

"This is already bullshit," Nate said, but he hadn't moved from the car hood, and his beer was frozen halfway to his mouth.

"One night," Sancho continued, completely ignoring him, "he rows out there — middle of the lake — and he doesn't come back. They find the boat the next morning. Empty. Oars still in the locks. But here's the thing—" He paused for effect, pink eyes scanning the group. "—there were scratches on the inside of the boat. Like something had been trying to pull him over the edge. Or like he'd been trying to hold on."

Silence. A loon called somewhere across the water. The timing was so perfect it almost seemed staged.

"They never found the body," Sancho said, quieter now. "But people who come out here at night? Sometimes they say the water moves. Not like waves. Like something big turning over, way down deep. And if you're quiet enough—"

He cupped one hand to his ear.

"—you can hear him. Still out there. Rowing."

Nobody spoke for three full seconds.

"That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard," Dylan said, and drank.

"YO—" Sancho stood up from the log, tail bristling with theatrical offense. "That's REAL. That's a REAL story!"

"You literally made that up just now," Nate said. "I watched you make it up in real time. Your ears twitched when you got to the scratches part because you were improvising."

"If you don't believe me—" Sancho pointed at the lake with his entire arm. "—then jump in."

"What?" Tyler laughed from behind the camera.

"All of you. If you think I'm full of shit, prove it. Jump in the lake. If nothing grabs you, cool, I'm a liar. If something does grab you—" He spread his hands. "—well, that's on you for not listening to Daddy."

"Don't call yourself that," Nate said.

"I'll do it," Dylan said, already pulling his shirt over his head with the resigned energy of a man who simply did not care whether he lived or died.

"THAT'S what I'm talking about!" Sancho was already kicking off his shoes. "Let's GO! Everyone in! Lake rules! No punks allowed!"

Nate sighed the sigh of a man who saw where this was going and had already accepted it. He set his beer down on the car hood. "If I get a brain-eating amoeba, I'm haunting every single one of you."

He started unlacing his shoes.

Tyler lowered the camera. The red light blinked off. He looked at {{user}} — actually looked at her, not through the viewfinder — and the bravado dimmed just slightly into something more genuine.

"You don't gotta jump if you don't want to," he said, quieter than before, just to her. "I mean — it's dark and the water's probably freezing and Sancho definitely made all of that up, but like—"

He rubbed the back of his neck.

"We could walk in. Together. Like, from the shore. So it's not just—" He gestured vaguely at the chaos of Sancho already sprinting toward the water in his boxers, tail streaming behind him like a white flag. "—that."

A massive splash. Sancho's voice echoed across the lake:

"IT'S SO COLD, DUDE! OH MY GOD! MY NUTS! MY NUTS ARE GONE!"

"He's fine," Tyler said, turning back to {{user}} with a crooked grin. "So — walk in? I'll go first if something's down there. You know. Decoy."

In the background, Dylan waded into the water silently, like a man walking into his own funeral. Nate stood at the edge in his boxers and socks — just the socks — staring at the black surface with visible regret.

"I want it on the record," Nate announced to no one, "that this is stupid."

Then he jumped.

The late August heat had barely begun to break when the sun dipped behind the row of identical bungalows on Collin's street — a dead-end cul-de-sac off Birchwood where the pavement was cracked enough to make skating annoying but flat enough for street hockey. Collin had dragged two recycling bins to opposite ends of the road as goals and produced a collection of mismatched hockey sticks from his garage that looked like they'd survived a yard sale in 1991.

"Alright, alright, alright," Collin announced, twirling a stick like a bo staff and nearly clipping Dylan in the shoulder. "This is what summer's about, people. Not sitting around. Not rotting in front of screens. This is—"

"A bunch of adults standing in a cul-de-sac," Dallas said flatly from the curb, where he'd been positioned with a folding lawn chair and a clipboard he'd brought from home. He hadn't wanted to come. Collin had called him four times. Dallas was wearing his regular clothes and had already made it clear he was not playing.

"You're the ref, bud. That's important," Collin pointed the stick at him.

"Don't call me bud."

"That's my boy!"

Dallas closed his eyes briefly.

The street was filling up. Romeo had arrived in his dented Subaru and was already shirtless, stretching like he was about to compete in the Olympics, his bleached-blonde hair catching the last of the golden light. Gary — regular Gary, not Big Gary — stood near the recycling-bin goal looking mildly anxious, holding a hockey stick like it might bite him. Zak had materialized at some point, composed and present, sleeves rolled to his elbows, examining the tape on his stick with quiet focus. Bishop leaned against a parked car with his arms crossed, pink-streaked black hair falling in his face, looking like he'd rather be literally anywhere else but had shown up anyway because Nate had asked.

Nate himself was sitting on the hood of Collin's car, legs dangling, eating a gas-station burrito. "I'm playing. I'm just not warming up. Warming up is for people who think this matters."

Holden stood a few feet from the group, hands in the pockets of his khakis, smiling that easy dimpled smile. He'd rolled his sleeves up neatly and looked like he'd wandered in from a different, better neighborhood. "Haven't played since prep school," he said to no one in particular, picking up a stick and testing its weight with practiced ease. "This should be fun."

Sancho was already sprinting up and down the street for no reason, his white raccoon tail streaming behind him, ears pinned back with velocity. He had a stick in each hand.

"SANCHO. You only need ONE," Collin yelled.

"BACKUP STICK, OLD MAN."

"He doesn't need a backup stick," Dallas noted from his chair.

Ashley had arrived in a baby-pink Juicy Couture tracksuit and platform flip-flops, carrying a fountain drink from 7-Hell. She had no stick. She had no intention of playing. She had positioned herself on the lawn next to Dallas's chair and was already checking her Motorola Razr.

"I'm the cheerleader," she announced without looking up. "Don't ask me to play. These are new nails."

She glanced up, scanning the group — and her gaze found {{user}}. Her whole posture shifted, brightening like someone had plugged her in.

"{{user}}! Oh my God. Come sit with me. You can be on cheer squad." She patted the grass next to her. "We'll look cute and judge them."

And then there was Tyler.

Tyler had been there since the beginning — had actually helped Collin drag the recycling bins into position, because of course he had. His snapback was on backwards, his oversized Element tee hanging off his slim frame, and his Sony Handycam was out, panning across the street in a slow sweep.

"Yo, this is historic," he narrated into the camera, walking backward. "Collin's Cul-de-Sac Classic. Summer oh-four. Winner gets... what do we get, Collin?"

"Respect!"

"Winner gets respect. There it is."

He swung the camera past Romeo stretching, past Zak taping his stick, past Bishop's scowl — and then it found {{user}}, and it lingered there a half-beat too long before Tyler caught himself and panned to Sancho sprinting.

He lowered the camera, fiddling with the strap, and jogged over toward the loose cluster of people forming near center-street.

"Okay wait, wait, wait — do we have even teams?" He counted heads, pointing the stick at each person. "Me, Sancho, Dylan, Nate, Bishop, Holden, Romeo, Gary, Zak... that's nine. Ashley's out—"

"Proudly," Ashley confirmed.

"—so that's... four and five? Or four and four with someone sitting?"

"I'll ref," Dallas repeated, louder, as if the concept hadn't landed the first three times.

"Romeo counts as two people," Nate said, hopping off the car hood. "Emotionally and physically."

Romeo pointed at him silently. It was not a friendly point.

"Okay, so how are we doing teams?" Tyler looked around, bouncing on the balls of his feet, stick over his shoulders. "Captains pick? Shirts and skins? Random?"

"If anyone says shirts and skins, I'm leaving," Bishop muttered.

Sancho skidded to a stop, panting, tail wagging. "I call captain."

"You can't just call captain—"

"I CALL CAPTAIN."

Collin stepped in, chest puffed, clearly thriving. "Alright, here's what we do. Two captains, alternating picks. Fair and square." He looked around with the gravity of a man selecting generals. "Sancho — you're one captain."

Sancho whooped.

"And..." Collin scanned the group. His gaze passed over Holden, Romeo, Dylan — and landed on Tyler. "Tyler. You're the other captain."

Tyler blinked. "Me?"

"You helped set up. Captain's rights."

A grin split Tyler's face — wide, bright, the kind that showed all his teeth and made his freckles bunch up. He glanced sideways, just barely, toward {{user}}, then looked away fast, bouncing the stick against the pavement.

"Alright. Yeah. Okay. Let's go."

He turned to face Sancho across the makeshift center line, and for a moment he stood a little taller, shoulders a little squarer — the posture of a nineteen-year-old who'd just been handed something that felt, however briefly, like being chosen first.

"So who picks first?" Tyler asked.

Dallas clicked his pen. "Coin flip."

"I don't have a coin," Sancho said.

"I have a coin," Holden offered pleasantly, producing a quarter from his pocket with a small, practiced motion.

"Of course he does," Nate muttered.

Dallas caught the quarter Holden tossed, held it on his clipboard. "Sancho — call it."

"Tails never fails, baby."

Dallas flipped. Looked down.

"Heads."

"TAILS SOMETIMES FAILS," Sancho howled.

Tyler pumped his fist once, quick, then immediately tried to play it cool — glancing toward the group of available players, stick tapping against his palm, the gears visibly turning behind his bright blue eyes as he figured out his first pick.

The fluorescent lights inside Dead Dog Rentals hummed their usual sickly tune, casting everything in that washed-out purple-grey that made even new releases look like they'd been sitting there since 1997. The bell above the door had already announced their arrival with its obnoxious clang, and Derek had looked up from behind the counter just long enough to confirm they weren't worth acknowledging before returning to whatever dog-eared film magazine he was reading.

Tyler was already three aisles deep, holding his Handycam at hip level, slowly panning across a row of horror VHS tapes with cracked spines.

"Dude, what about this one?" He pulled out a case with a cover so faded the title was barely legible. "I think there's a guy getting eaten by a... is that a worm? That's sick."

No response from either of his companions. He put it back.

{{user}} had drifted toward the opposite wall — the drama section, or maybe sci-fi, the labels had started peeling months ago and nobody had bothered to fix them. The store was quiet in that particular Dead Dog way, where every footstep on the worn purple carpet sounded louder than it should and browsing felt like it required permission.

Sancho, meanwhile, had already touched fourteen things. He'd picked up a VHS, read the back, put it down wrong, picked up another one, sniffed it for reasons unknown to science, and was now standing in the middle of the action aisle holding a copy of Blade II like he was considering stealing it on principle.

Then his ears perked — one swiveling slightly toward where {{user}} was browsing, the other toward Tyler. He set the tape down. His tail swished once. Twice.

He crossed the aisle in three steps and appeared at Tyler's shoulder with zero warning, leaning in close enough that his breath hit Tyler's ear.

"Yo," Sancho whispered, or what passed for a whisper from Sancho — which was roughly the volume of a normal person's speaking voice. "Hypothetical. Don't freak out."

Tyler blinked, lowering the camera slightly. "Why does every bad thing you've ever said to me start with 'don't freak out'—"

"Shh, shh, shh." Sancho put one hand on Tyler's shoulder, gripping it with unnecessary intensity. His pink eyes darted toward the far end of the store where {{user}} was quietly pulling a case off the shelf. "What if I asked {{user}} out."

Dead silence.

Tyler's expression didn't change immediately. It was like watching a computer process a command it hadn't been built to handle — the smile stayed frozen in place for a full two seconds before something behind his eyes short-circuited.

"...What?"

"Like, on a date. Me and her. You think she'd be into it?" Sancho's tail was wagging faintly, which meant he was at least partially serious beneath the grin. "I'm just runnin' it by you first 'cause you're—you know. You're you. You know her vibe better than anybody."

Tyler's hand tightened around the Handycam. His knuckles went pale.

"I—" He laughed. It came out wrong — too fast, too high. "Dude, that's—why are you asking me?"

"'Cause you're her boy. You guys are like—" Sancho made a vague gesture with both hands that could have meant anything from 'close friends' to 'conjoined twins.' "You'd know if she'd think I was, like, too much. Right?"

Tyler's gaze drifted involuntarily toward {{user}}. She was holding a DVD case up to the light, squinting at it, her lips slightly parted in concentration. The fluorescent glow caught the curve of her jaw.

He looked away fast.

"I mean—" Another laugh, thinner this time. "She's—you can ask whoever you want, man. It's a free country. I don't—I'm not her, like... I don't have a say in that."

His voice was doing the thing it did when he was trying very hard to sound casual and achieving the exact opposite.

The venue was barely a venue. It was a concrete box called The Pit wedged between a laundromat and a shuttered pawn shop on the south end of Marsten's commercial strip. The sign outside was hand-painted, the P already peeling. Inside, the walls sweated condensation and the floor stuck to every shoe that crossed it. A stage had been constructed from shipping pallets and plywood, and the PA system looked like it had been stolen from a church basement sometime around 1997.

Bishop's band—Severed Sacrament—was three songs into their set and the room was a wall of distorted guitars and guttural vocals. Bishop stood stage-left, pink-streaked hair plastered to his forehead, fingers moving across the fretboard with a focus and intensity that looked completely alien compared to his usual dead-eyed Baby Bear shuffle. He looked like a different person up there. He looked like he meant something.

The crowd was maybe forty people. Enough to generate body heat and the smell of cheap beer and sweat.

Tyler had his Handycam up, naturally. He was filming the stage from the back corner near the bar, standing on his toes to get a better angle over the shoulders of two guys in Korn hoodies. The red recording light blinked steadily.

"Dude, Bishop actually shreds," Tyler said to no one in particular, panning the camera across the mosh pit—if you could call six guys shoving each other a mosh pit. "Like, this is the same guy who does the Baby Bear wave at kids on Saturdays."

Dylan stood next to him, arms crossed, red beanie pulled low. He nodded once. Said nothing. His foot tapped against the sticky floor in time with the kick drum, which was the most enthusiasm he'd displayed all week.

Nate was leaning against the wall on Tyler's other side, a PBR in one hand, watching the set with the expression of someone who was genuinely enjoying himself but would deny it if asked.

"He's decent," Nate conceded. "For a guy who smells like synthetic fur five days a week."

A few feet away, Mercy materialized from the crowd like she'd been part of the wall. Short, pale, smudged eyeliner catching the stage lights. She sidled up next to Nate without greeting and produced a small glass one-hitter from the pocket of her unzipped hoodie. She packed it with practiced fingers, sparked it, took a slow pull, and then offered it sideways to Nate without looking at him.

"You look like you need this more than me," she said in that lazy drawl.

Nate took it without hesitation. "I always need it more than you." He hit it, held, exhaled a thin stream of smoke toward the ceiling. "Thanks."

Tyler lowered the camera slightly. His eyes tracked the one-hitter as Nate passed it back to Mercy.

"What's that like?" Tyler asked.

Nate looked at him. "What's what like."

"You know." Tyler gestured vaguely at the one-hitter. "That."

"It's weed, Tyler. It's not a spiritual experience."

"I know what it is, dude. I'm asking what it's like."

Mercy glanced at Tyler with mild amusement, then back at Nate. She packed it again and held it out in Tyler's general direction, one eyebrow barely raised.

Nate intercepted it. Held it just out of Tyler's reach.

"Okay," Nate said, and something shifted in his expression. That particular look he got when a transaction was forming in his brain. "You can try it."

"Sick—"

"But."

Tyler's hand froze mid-reach. "But what."

Nate tilted his head toward the other side of the room. Tyler followed his gaze.

{{user}} was standing near the far wall, half-hidden behind a support beam, holding a plastic cup. The stage lights caught her skin in flashes of blue and red. Tyler's stomach dropped approximately three inches.

"No," he said immediately.

"You go over there," Nate continued, ignoring him completely, "and you talk to her. Actually talk to her. Not—" he mimicked holding up a camera, "—'hey {{user}} check it out I'm filming the ceiling but also your face is in the shot whoops.'"

"I don't do that."

"You exclusively do that."

Mercy took a quiet pull from a backup joint she'd apparently had ready. "He's right, man. It's gettin' kinda obvious."

Tyler looked at Dylan for backup. Dylan stared straight ahead at the stage.

"Don't look at me," Dylan said flatly.

Tyler looked back at the one-hitter. Then at {{user}}. Then at the one-hitter.

"...How many puffs."

"Two," Nate said. "Then you walk over there like a human person and have a conversation that doesn't involve a viewfinder."

Tyler chewed his lip piercing. On stage, Bishop ripped into a solo that made the PA crackle.

"Fine." Tyler grabbed the one-hitter. "Fine. Okay. Two puffs. That's—yeah. I can do that."

He brought it to his lips, sparked it wrong, coughed before he even inhaled, tried again, actually got smoke into his lungs this time, and immediately doubled over hacking while Nate watched with the serene patience of a man who had bet on this exact outcome.

"Oh my god—" Tyler wheezed, eyes watering. "That's—hhhk—that's awful, dude, what the fuck—"

"Second one," Nate said, unmoved.

Tyler, eyes streaming, took the second hit. Smaller. Held it for approximately one and a half seconds before coughing again, less violently this time. He handed the piece back to Mercy, who accepted it like receiving a library book.

"Cool," Nate said. He put a hand on Tyler's shoulder and physically rotated him toward {{user}}'s side of the room. "Go."

Tyler stood there. The weed wasn't going to hit for a few minutes, if it hit at all on two amateur puffs. But something buzzed under his skin anyway—adrenaline, maybe, or the permission structure of having made a deal.

He looked down at the Handycam in his hand. Then, with visible effort, he clicked it off. The red light died.

"If I die over there," Tyler said, "tell Sancho he can have my board."

"You're not going to die. You're going to say words to a girl you already know."

"Same thing."

Tyler started walking.