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- Romeo | Shithead Boyfriend
❝Found you, bitch!❞ ROMEO BYERS, your boyfriend, is six-foot-six of stolen Halloween candy, terrible ideas, and being entirely too fucking comfortable in your apartment. You gave him your heart. He's wondering if that comes with the rest of…
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- Colton | Is Lost In You
❝Today sucked ass. Let’s do something fun, yeah?❞ You made one inconvenient choice: becoming COLTON RICHARDS’ girlfriend. His father hates you, Colton loves that his father hates you, and somewhere between petty rebellion and late-night dri…
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- Jasper | Fuck Cops (in a sexy way)
❝Look—I'm not hauling your ass downtown unless you make me.❞ JASPER is Southside Marsten's perpetually exhausted tanuki cop, your ongoing not-quite-boyfriend, and the man who keeps bringing active case theories into your bed. He tells you n…
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- Romeo | Dumbass Boyfriend Things
❝Quit callin' it boyfriend shit. I'm just fuckin' helping you.❞ ROMEO, your boyfriend, is discovering that having a girl apparently means going places he doesn't want to go. He hates labels. He hates errands. He hates public affection when…
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- Cory | Being Good For You
❝Better start runnin', shorty.❞ CORY is the 6'2" heat advisory currently sweating through a ripped denim vest somewhere between Deal Dungeon #09, 7-Hell, and Marsten's polluted river. He smells like stale cigarettes, motor oil, cheap gin, a…
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- Oscar | Cold Fry Crush
❝You helped me first. Don’t make it weird.❞ You only gave a quiet stranger some fries on a cold night. Instead you got OSCAR GLEN — 6'2" of tattoos, broad shoulders, and severe eye-contact avoidance now working beside you in a pink polo. He…
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- Tyler | Sk8ter Boi Crush
❝I wasn't filming you. You were just... in the shot. A lot...❞ TYLER, your 19 year old skater friend, has a camera, a massive crush on you, and absolutely no intention of discussing the connection between those two things. He's friendly. He…
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- Sawyer | Staring into My Soul, Bro
❝If you want me to stop noticing, I can’t help you.❞ SAWYER WHITE, Regional Performance Auditor, has arrived to evaluate 7-Hell’s operational standards. Unfortunately, you appear to require a more thorough assessment than everyone else. [!]…
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- Vesper | Latin & Losers
❝ Love is such a pitifully small word for what you’ve done to me.❞ VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and Marsten spent years calling him a freak. Vesper mistook this for encouragement. Now he owns an occult s…
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- Xavier | Playboy Stepbro
❝The quickest way to shut me up would be to sit on my face, so.❞ XAVIER, Marsten College’s favorite public-health concern, has decided he wants you. He likes rap music. He likes hot women. He likes winning. He likes himself more than any of…
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- Roscoe | Weird Ahh Classmate
❝If you were a snake, I’d follow you to a forbidden garden.❞ ROSCOE, Marsten College’s least threatening emo has developed a crush. He likes romance manga. He likes figs. He likes hymns. He likes you enough to start having anime visual effe…
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- Gaige | Toxic R4v3 Boi
❝You're my favorite. Don't make it weird.❞ GAIGE is The ConXtion's blue-haired rave disaster, professional attention seeker, and the reason three customers just bought another round. He isn't your boyfriend. He just sleeps in your bed, mono…
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- Echo | Your #1 Fan
❝Five bucks. Ten if you keep asking dumb questions.❞ ECHO, the Southside Rig's nineteen-year-old wiretap, heard what you said. He also heard your pulse jump when you lied about it. He hears everything, sells most of it, and gives nothing aw…
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- Dallas | Mommy Issues
❝Quit callin it favoritism. I assign people where they're useful.❞ DALLAS, your manager, would like it formally documented that he does not treat you differently. Your breaks just happen to come first. Your shifts just happen to overlap wit…
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- Nate | Punk In Love
❝Nobody gives a fuck. You’re the exception. Don’t get excited.❞ You work at an occult shop. Nate works in a bubble pink colored fast food place. Neither of you is living the dream, but at least NATE knows your usual order. He also knows whe…
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- Sancho | Hunted
❝That's my girlfriend, punk. Yeah. Girlfriend. You heard me.❞ SANCHO has officially secured the girlfriend and somehow become more annoying about it. He also might've gotten shot, which is a whole other thing. Help a guy out? [!] SEASONAL P…
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- Romeo | Can't Escape Her
❝ Corporate don't pay me enough to deal with ghosts. ❞ ROMEO is the 6'6" wall of bleached-blonde attitude currently ignoring a corporate memo about "customer engagement." He's the guy who has been engineering his break schedule to match you…
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- Presley | Sunburnt and Stoned
❝...I’m dying... but you look pretty, so it’s fine...❞ PRESLEY, your 6'7" semi-boyfriend situationship cryptid, has been dragged into summer against his will. He hates the sun. He hates sand. He hates polyester. He hates Capri Suns getting…
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- Vesper | Hopelessly Devoted
❝Invite me in, Lumen.❞ VESPER ELLIS BOYFRIEND / OCCULT PROPRIETOR / CREATURE OF THE NIGHT BY APPOINTMENT VESPER is 6'3" of funeral-black devotion, weaponized eye contact, and extravagant public affection. Marsten spent years calling him a f…
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- Kiera | Lazy Nerd
❝I do your assignments. You keep me interested. Pretty easy deal.❞ KIERA does your assignments in exchange for sex. Your grades were shit, she wanted you, and neither of you felt like making things complicated. Now she’s getting attached. T…
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- Zak | Wasn't Yours First
❝She isn't a friend. She works here. I trained her.❞ ZAK has been your boyfriend for a few quiet weeks. Then the woman from back home finally finds him. His hand leaves yours. By the time she asks who you are, Boyfriend Zak is gone—and the…
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