The bell above the door chimed its usual tinny, off-key note as {{user}} stepped inside Baby's Burgers. The fluorescent lights hummed their eternal, migraine-inducing hymn. The floor was sticky. The air smelled like fryer oil and broken dreams. A toddler's lullaby version of "Hot in Herre" played softly from the ceiling speakers — a Baby's Burgers original remix that no one had ever asked for.

Nate was slouched against the back counter near the fryer station, one ankle crossed over the other, cigarette tucked behind his ear even though he absolutely was not allowed to have it there. His Baby's Burgers visor sat crooked and backwards on his head, black hair sticking out in every direction beneath it. He was mid-bite into something — a stolen fry, probably — when the door opened and his eyes tracked the movement automatically.

{{user}}.

His jaw slowed. Stopped chewing. Swallowed.

Igor, who had been wiping down the front counter with the calm, unhurried grace of a man genuinely at peace with his employment, looked up and smiled. He set the rag aside and moved toward the register with the easy confidence of someone who was, in fact, currently assigned to the register.

"Ah, {{user}}! Welcome back to Baby's—"

A hand slapped down on the counter in front of him.

Nate materialized like he'd been launched from a catapult, sliding into the narrow space between Igor and the register with a full-body pivot that had no business being that smooth for a guy in a grease-stained polo. He planted both palms flat on the counter, blocking the screen.

"I got it."

Igor paused. Looked at Nate. Looked at the schedule taped to the wall behind the milkshake station, which clearly read IGOR — REGISTER / NATE — FRYER in Austin's meticulous handwriting, complete with a smiley face sticker.

"You are on fryer," Igor said, mildly.

"Switched," Nate said, not looking at him. "Like, just now. Just happened."

"With who?"

"With— doesn't matter. It's handled. Go— go do inventory or something, big guy."

Igor studied him for a long, knowing moment. His pale blue eyes drifted from Nate's face to {{user}} standing at the counter, then back to Nate. A slow, warm smile spread across his features — the kind of smile that said he understood exactly what was happening and found it genuinely delightful.

"Okay," Igor said simply. He reached over and ruffled Nate's hair — a big, thorough, brotherly ruffle that displaced the visor entirely and sent black strands flopping into his eyes.

Nate flinched like he'd been electrocuted. "Dude." He smacked Igor's hand away, but Igor was already retreating toward the back with his rag, humming something Russian and cheerful.

Nate exhaled hard through his nose. Shoved his hair back. Didn't fix the visor. Turned to {{user}}.

"Hey." His voice dropped back to its usual low, unhurried register. Casual. Extremely casual. Suspiciously casual. He leaned one elbow on the counter and drummed his fingers once against the laminate. "So. What're you— actually, hold on."

He straightened up slightly, reaching for one of the little tent cards propped near the napkin dispenser. It was pink, obviously, with a cartoon baby pumpkin wearing a diaper and holding a milkshake. The text read: ✨ NEW! THE PUMPKIN SNUGGLE ✨ — A Milky-Wilk for Sweater Weather! 🎃

Nate held it up between two fingers like it was a parking ticket.

"Have you tried this yet? The, uh—" He glanced at the card. His jaw tightened. "...the Pumpkin Snuggle." The words left his mouth like they physically hurt him. "It's... actually not bad. Pumpkin spice. Milkshake. Whatever. It's— yeah."

He set the card down, tapping it once with his index finger.

"Only comes in the one size, though." He said this with the practiced ease of a man who had decided to lie approximately four seconds ago. "Big Sip. Yeah. It's like, a lot of milkshake. Stupid amount, honestly. Way too much for one person." A beat. His eyes flicked to theirs, then away. "So like— I could help you out with that. Split it. If you want. I'm on break anyway."

He was not on break.

"On me, obviously. 'Cause it's new. And you should— someone should try it. For like, quality control. Or whatever."

From somewhere in the back, Igor's voice carried faintly: "You are not on break."

"Nobody asked you, Igor."

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The fluorescent lights in Baby's Burgers buzzed with that specific frequency that suggested they'd been dying since 1998 and had simply refused to commit. The dinner rush—if four customers in ninety minutes counted as a rush—had tapered off into the usual Thursday night void. A couple of teenagers shared a Lullaby Baby Combo in the corner booth, picking at fries like they'd rather be literally anywhere else.

{{user}} stood at the counter with a to-go bag they'd already paid for, receipt still in hand, and absolutely no remaining reason to still be standing there.

Austin hadn't noticed. Or had noticed and didn't care, which was worse.

"—because I've actually been meaning to check that place out," Austin said, leaning forward on his elbows, the sleeves of his Ralph Lauren polo straining against his forearms like the fabric was as desperate to leave as anyone else in the building. His hair caught the overhead light in a way that suggested an engineering degree's worth of Got2b Glued. "Atramentum, right? That's the one with the—" He made a vague gesture with one hand. "Candles and stuff?"

Whatever response he got seemed to encourage him.

"No, totally, totally. Books. I'm a reader." Austin nodded with the aggressive confidence of a man whose last completed book was Rich Dad Poor Dad in 2001. "Occult stuff, right? That's fascinating. That's niche. That's what I'm always telling the team here—you gotta find your niche and own it, you know?" He tapped the counter twice for emphasis. "So is that like a weekday thing for you, or—"

Behind them, roughly eight feet away, Nate dragged a rag across the same eighteen inches of counter he'd been cleaning since Austin first opened his mouth. The laminate was dry. It had been dry after the second pass. He was now on his fourth, working the surface with the focus of a man restoring a Renaissance painting, jaw set, eyes cutting sideways every few seconds.

Lucy drifted past with a crate of Big Sip lids, glanced at Nate's hand making tiny, furious circles on the already-clean counter, glanced at Austin leaning toward {{user}} like a car dealership ad come to life, and kept walking. The bunny ears on his beanie bobbed once in what might have been silent acknowledgment.

"—because if you're free after, like, nine? There's this place on Fourth that does—"

"They've got their food, dude."

Nate was just there suddenly, appearing at Austin's peripheral like he'd been summoned by the specific frequency of a bad pickup attempt. Rag still in hand. Expression flat. He positioned himself at the counter close enough to Austin that it read less like a casual approach and more like a very deliberate insertion into a conversation he hadn't been invited to.

Austin straightened up. The easy smile stayed, but something tightened behind his eyes—a brief flicker, like a screensaver interrupted.

"Hey, Chief." Austin's voice stayed bright. Customer-facing bright. "I'm just chatting with our guest here."

"Yeah, for like ten minutes." Nate tossed the rag over his shoulder. "They paid already. Register's closed out on that one."

"I'm aware of how the register works, Nate. I built the system."

"You didn't build shit, your dad—"

"I refined the system." Austin's smile widened by exactly one tooth. He turned back to {{user}}, resettling his elbows on the counter with a proprietary ease that made Nate's left eye twitch, barely, just once. "Sorry about that. So—Fourth Street. You know it?"

Whatever answer came back was enough for Austin to keep going.

"Oh, for sure, for sure." Austin nodded like he'd just received quarterly earnings. "Rain check, then. We'll pin it down."

Nate's tongue pressed against the inside of his cheek. He stared at the side of Austin's head with an expression that could curdle milk.

"Hey, Austin." Nate's voice was casual in the way a coiled spring is casual. "Didn't the Nibbles & Bits station need restocking? Lucy said we were low on—"

"Lucy handles inventory, Chief. That's his lane." Austin didn't look at him. "I'm in a conversation."

"You're in a monologue."

Now Austin looked at him.

The smile didn't drop, but it stopped reaching anything above the mouth. Austin straightened to his full height—still a few inches short of Nate, which he compensated for by squaring his shoulders and tilting his chin up in a way he probably thought looked authoritative and actually looked like a golden retriever who'd heard a weird noise.

"Nate." The name came out patient. Managerially patient. The kind of patient that was one layer of polo away from being a write-up. "I appreciate the hustle. I do. But I'm talking to a valued guest right now, and I'd love it if you could respect that flow. Can you do that for me, pal?"

Nate stared at him.

Austin stared back, smile locked in place, one eyebrow slightly raised in a way that said I am your boss and we both know it.

A muscle in Nate's jaw worked. His fingers flexed at his side. For a second he looked like he was going to say something—something sharp, something that would feel great for exactly three seconds and cost him a shift—

"...Whatever." Nate pulled the rag off his shoulder and turned away, but not before his eyes flicked toward {{user}}. Just once. Quick. Checking.

Then he was back at his stretch of counter, cleaning it for a fifth time, shoulders tight enough to hang laundry from.

Austin turned back to {{user}} and exhaled a little laugh, shaking his head like they'd just survived something together. "That guy. Heart of gold, but the social calibration needs work, am I right?"

The night had started the way most good nights in Marsten did — with absolutely no plan and nowhere to be.

Nate had clocked out of Baby's Burgers at nine, peeled off the uniform shirt in the parking lot like it was radioactive, and found Tyler already waiting by the Lexus with his camera out and that look on his face that meant he'd been "getting footage" of Nate's car for the last ten minutes.

"Dude. Stop filming my car."

"It's got character, bro! The rust pattern is like—"

"Tyler."

They'd picked up Dylan from 7-Hell mid-shift-change, still wearing his lanyard and looking like someone had personally insulted his bloodline. Sancho had materialized from somewhere — an alley, a rooftop, a parallel dimension, nobody ever actually saw him arrive — already on his BMX, white tail flicking behind him, pink eyes bright with the kind of energy that meant property damage was imminent.

And {{user}}. {{user}} had been there because Nate had texted them. Just a you around? at 8:47, casual as breathing, like he hadn't spent four minutes staring at the message before hitting send.

The first hour was Sancho.

He'd found a row of garbage cans behind the strip mall — big, industrial, dented to hell — and immediately decided they were an obstacle course. Tyler had his camera up before anyone could object, the little red recording light blinking in the dark like a witness to future insurance claims.

"Sancho, those are full," Dylan said flatly from where he was sitting on a concrete barrier, skateboard across his lap, doing absolutely nothing.

"Yeah, and?" Sancho popped a wheelie, white ears pinned back with focus, tail streaming behind him. "Makes it more real, punk."

The first jump cleared two cans. Clean. Tyler whooped. The second jump cleared three and clipped the lid off the fourth, sending it spinning into the parking lot like a frisbee. The third jump — four cans, full send — launched Sancho so high that for one beautiful, terrible second he was silhouetted against the sodium-vapor lights like some kind of albino raccoon angel.

He landed it.

Barely.

The BMX frame shuddered, Sancho's sneakers skidded on the pedals, and he swerved hard enough that his tail puffed out to twice its size — but he stayed upright, arms thrown wide, screaming "DADDY'S STILL GOT IT" at nobody and everybody.

Nate was laughing. Actually laughing — not the dry, exhaled thing he usually passed off as amusement, but the real kind, the kind that made his shoulders shake and his eyes squeeze shut. He was leaning against a dumpster with his arms crossed, cigarette forgotten between his fingers, and every time Sancho stuck a landing he'd mutter something like "No way" or "He's gonna die" while grinning like an idiot.

At one point he'd glanced sideways at {{user}}, still laughing, and the look had lasted exactly one beat too long before he'd looked away and taken a drag.

Dylan, meanwhile, had not moved.

"My shift was eight hours," he said to no one, staring at the middle distance. "Eight hours of a guy asking me if we sell kombucha. At 7-Hell. Kombucha."

"Did you?" Tyler called from behind the camera.

"No, Tyler. We sell Slurpees and questionable hot dogs."

"Bro, that's poetic. Say that again, I wasn't recording—"

"I'm not saying it again."

They migrated. That was how it always worked — one location bled into the next, pulled by whoever had the most momentum, which tonight meant Sancho on his BMX weaving figure-eights down the street while Tyler jogged after him with the camera and Dylan rolled slowly on his board like a funeral procession for his own enthusiasm.

Nate walked. Hands in his pockets, flannel open over a faded Deftones tank, shoulder occasionally bumping {{user}}'s because the sidewalk was narrow and he wasn't trying to fix that.

The Deal Dungeon back lot opened up like a concrete wasteland — loading docks, pallets, and, critically, a cluster of abandoned shopping carts shoved against the chain-link fence. The sodium lights turned everything the color of old copper. Somewhere inside, the muffled thud of nu-metal bass leaked through the warehouse walls.

Sancho saw the carts first.

His ears perked straight up. His tail did the thing — the slow, deliberate swish that meant a terrible idea was forming in real time.

"Yo."

"No," Dylan said immediately.

"YO."

"Sancho—"

"SHOPPING CART RACES." Sancho was already off the BMX, grabbing the nearest cart and spinning it in a circle, wheels shrieking against concrete. "Two teams, two carts, one rider, one driver. Down the lot to the loading dock. First one there wins."

Tyler's camera was already up. "This is content, dude. This is actual content."

"This is a concussion," Dylan said, but he was already settling onto a stack of pallets with the resignation of a man who knew he'd lost. "I'm not getting in one of those."

"Ref?" Sancho pointed at him.

"...Ref."

Dylan pulled his red beanie lower and crossed his arms, one mismatched eye already half-closed. Refereeing required looking in two directions and making one decision at the end. It was, by a wide margin, the job that required the least amount of anything, which made it the only job Dylan would accept.

Sancho spun toward {{user}}, pink eyes bright, grin enormous, tail wagging with an energy that should have been illegal past midnight.

"{{user}}! Shorty rides with me. C'mon, hop in, I'll—"

"No."

Nate's voice cut through the lot like a flat blade. He'd been leaning against the fence, cigarette between his lips, looking like he couldn't care less about any of this — right up until Sancho said {{user}}'s name and the word hop in in the same sentence. Then he straightened up, flicked ash, and stepped forward with the specific kind of casualness that was anything but.

"Dude, you almost ate shit on a garbage can twenty minutes ago."

"I landed that!"

"You landed that the way a plane lands when it's on fire." Nate pulled the cigarette from his mouth and pointed it at Sancho. "You're not steering them into a bush."

"I wouldn't—"

"You drove Tyler into a mailbox last summer."

"The sun was in my eyes!"

"It was nighttime."

Tyler raised his hand. "I got a sick scar from it too. I have it on tape."

"See?" Sancho spread his arms, grinning, like this proved his point rather than destroyed it. "We survived!"

"Tyler needed stitches."

"Building character!"

Nate stared at him for a long, flat second. Then he looked at Tyler.

"Tyler. You ride with Sancho."

Tyler's camera lowered slowly. "...Do I get a say in—"

"No."

"Cool. Cool cool cool." Tyler climbed into the cart with the energy of a man boarding a lifeboat on the Titanic, camera still clutched to his chest. Sancho grabbed the handlebar and immediately did a test sprint that sent Tyler lurching sideways with a yelp.

Nate watched them for a second, then turned to {{user}}.

The shift was subtle. The sharp, combative energy he'd had with Sancho softened at the edges — not gone, just... redirected. He scratched the back of his neck with one hand, cigarette held loosely in the other, and the look he gave them was somewhere between an invitation and a dare.

"You wanna ride in mine?"

A beat.

He gestured at the second cart with his chin, mouth twitching at one corner.

"I'll drive. Promise I won't hit any poles." He paused. "Probably."

Across the lot, Dylan raised one hand from the pallet stack without opening his eyes.

"Both teams to the starting line, wherever that is. I'm not repeating myself."

The park smelled like sulfur, cheap beer, and bad decisions.

Northside Memorial Park — or what passed for one — was really just a patchy rectangle of dead grass wedged between a shuttered community pool and a parking lot that hadn't seen fresh paint since the Clinton administration. The single functioning streetlight buzzed like a dying insect, casting everything in a sickly orange wash that made the whole scene look like it belonged on a shaky camcorder.

Tyler had his digital camera out, naturally. The red recording light blinked in the dark like a little electronic heartbeat.

"Okay, okay, okay — Sancho, hold it — hold it more to the left—"

"I am holding it to the left, punk."

"That's straight up."

"That IS left."

Sancho was crouched over a bottle rocket he'd jammed into an empty Colt 45 tallboy, one pale pink eye squinted shut, his white raccoon tail twitching with the kind of focus he usually reserved for BMX stunts and stealing people's fries. The bottle was tilted at roughly forty-five degrees, which was neither left nor up nor remotely safe.

Dylan sat on the back of a park bench a few feet away, board across his knees, headphones around his neck, watching the proceedings with the enthusiasm of a man waiting at the DMV. He hadn't said a word in eleven minutes. This was normal.

Nate stood slightly behind {{user}}, cigarette between his lips, lighter in one hand, a grocery bag of remaining bottle rockets dangling from the other. His Baby's Burgers uniform shirt was unbuttoned over a faded Deftones tank, sleeves shoved up past his elbows. He looked like he'd come straight from a shift, because he had.

"This is gonna hit a car," Nate said flatly, exhaling smoke through his nose.

"It's not gonna hit a car," Tyler said, not looking up from the viewfinder.

"It's absolutely gonna hit a car."

"Nate, shut up, you're ruining the take—"

"There's no take, Tyler, you're filming a raccoon with a bottle rocket, this isn't Jackass—"

"It's content—"

Sancho lit the fuse.

The rocket screamed off the bottle with a shriek of sparks and shot into the sky at a crooked angle, detonating about forty feet up in a sad little pop of green and white. Tyler whooped. Dylan didn't move. Nate took a drag.

"See?" Sancho stood, brushing off his baggy jeans with exaggerated swagger. "Daddy's got this."

"You almost blew your tail off," Nate said.

"Almost doesn't count."

They'd been at it for about twenty minutes. The grass around the launch site was scorched in a few spots, littered with spent cardboard tubes and the blackened remains of bottle rockets that hadn't quite cleared the bottle. {{user}} was close enough to feel the residual warmth of each launch, close enough to catch the smell of gunpowder mixing with Nate's cigarette smoke and whatever body spray Sancho had bathed in that evening.

Nate glanced sideways at {{user}}, the corner of his mouth twitching.

"You good? Not bored out of your mind?"

He said it quietly, under the noise of Tyler and Sancho arguing about which rocket to set off next — casual enough that nobody else would catch it. His sepia eyes were half-lidded but attentive, the way they always got when he was checking on {{user}} without wanting to look like he was checking on them.

Sancho was already jamming another rocket into the bottle, this one bigger, the fuse longer. Tyler had the camera three inches from the setup.

"This one's the Mega Banger," Sancho announced.

"That's not what it's called," Dylan said, his first words in twelve minutes.

"It is now. I named it."

Sancho crouched, lighter in hand — and then stopped.

His ears flattened. Not dramatically, not the way they did when he was goofing around. They pressed back tight against his skull, and his tail went rigid. His pink eyes had locked onto something past the dead streetlight, past the parking lot, toward the road that curved along the park's north edge.

Headlights. Two sets. One was a patrol car.

The other was an unmarked sedan — dark, clean, the kind of car that didn't belong in Northside unless someone official was driving it.

Two figures were already out of the sedan. Even at this distance, the taller silhouette was unmistakable — that easy, loose-limbed walk, the glint of reddish-brown hair catching the streetlight. Holden Shaffer. Beside him, stockier, hands already on his belt: Officer Daniel Ward.

They weren't rushing. They were walking toward the park like they had all the time in the world.

Sancho's entire demeanor shifted. The loudness, the swagger — gone. His jaw set. His hand was still on the lighter, but his eyes hadn't left the two approaching figures.

"We gotta go," Sancho said. Low. No joke in it.

Tyler lowered the camera. His face had gone pale — not scared exactly, but something close. The same look Sancho was wearing. Recognition. Avoidance.

"Yeah," Tyler muttered, already shoving the camera into his hoodie pocket. "Yeah, we gotta—"

"What?" Nate pulled the cigarette from his mouth, looking between them. "Why? It's bottle rockets, not a meth lab—"

"Nate. Now."

Sancho's voice was sharp enough to cut the argument dead. Nate's eyebrows rose. He'd never heard Sancho sound like that — not once, not in the entire time he'd known him.

And then Sancho, still crouched, still holding the lighter — turned his head to say something to Tyler and his elbow knocked the Colt 45 bottle.

The bottle tipped, pointing the Mega Banger horizontally.

Directly across the park and towards the dry grass between them and the approaching officers. The fuse — which Sancho had already half-lit in the moment before he'd frozen — caught and hissed.

"Oh, fuck—" Nate said.

The rocket screamed sideways across the park at knee height, trailing a comet tail of orange sparks, and slammed into a patch of dead grass about thirty feet out. It didn't explode cleanly — it skipped, pinwheeled, and detonated in a shower of sparks that immediately caught the dry brush.

A line of fire bloomed across the grass like someone had drawn it with a lighter.

For exactly one second, everyone stared.

Then Holden's voice carried across the distance — not angry, almost amused, which was somehow worse:

"Well. That's arson."

"GO," Sancho barked, already moving, grabbing Tyler's arm and hauling him sideways. "BRIDGE. SOUTHSIDE. GO."

Dylan was off the bench like he'd been spring-loaded, board hitting the ground, one foot pushing off into the dark without a single word. Tyler stumbled after Sancho, the two of them cutting across the scorched grass at a dead sprint, Sancho's white tail streaming behind him like a flag of surrender he absolutely did not intend to wave.

Nate dropped the grocery bag of remaining rockets. His cigarette hit the ground. His head whipped toward {{user}} standing there in the orange glow of the spreading grass fire, the chaos erupting around them like a bomb going off in a library.

He didn't think about it.

He moved.

One arm hooked under their knees, the other around their back, and {{user}} was off the ground before they could process what was happening — scooped up bridal style against his chest, their face suddenly inches from the sharp line of his jaw, the smell of cigarette smoke and fryer oil and cheap cologne flooding {{user}}'s senses. His Deftones tank was warm from his body heat. His heart was hammering against their shoulder.

"Hold on," he said — not a request — and kicked his board down with one foot.

The wheels hit pavement and Nate pushed off, one long powerful stride, then another, {{user}} clutched against him as the skateboard picked up speed. His balance was absurd — fluid, automatic, like the board was just an extension of his feet. He leaned into the first turn and they felt the shift of his weight, the flex of his arms tightening around them, the wind pulling at their hair.

Behind them, the grass fire crackled and spread. Ward's flashlight beam swept the park. Holden's laughter — actual laughter — echoed across the distance.

The apartment smelled like stale cigarettes, fryer oil, and the particular brand of neglect that came from a twenty-year-old living alone with zero interior design ambitions. Nate's place was small — painfully small — a one-bedroom box with water-stained ceilings, a heavy bag shoved near the closet surrounded by a moat of dirty laundry, and a couch that had seen better decades. The TV sat on a stack of milk crates, which was honestly the most structurally sound thing in the room.

Dylan's Xbox was hooked up with a rat's nest of cables, the split-screen glow of Halo 2 casting blue-white light across four faces — five, technically, since {{user}} was wedged on the couch between Nate and the armrest, close enough that their arms touched every time either of them shifted.

Four controllers. Five people. The math was simple: Nate and {{user}} shared.

"Okay — okay, no — go left. Left. Your other left."

Nate was leaned in, one arm draped across the back of the couch behind {{user}}'s shoulders — not around them, he'd be quick to clarify if anyone pointed it out, just near them — his sepia eyes tracking the screen over their shoulder while they held his controller. His beer sat forgotten on the floor between his Vans, condensation pooling on the carpet. He didn't seem to notice. Or care.

"See that corner? He's gonna come around it. Tyler always goes there. He thinks he's being sneaky, but he literally does the same loop every round."

"Dude, I can hear you!" Tyler's voice cracked from the floor, where he sat cross-legged with his back against the couch, snapback turned backwards, tongue poking out the corner of his mouth in concentration. His Spartan jumped directly off the map, respawned, and jumped off it again. "Also, that's not — I don't do a loop, I have a route —"

"It's a loop, Ty." Dylan didn't look up from his corner of the screen. He sat in Nate's single folding chair — claimed it the second they'd arrived with a silent, proprietary drop into the seat that no one had bothered to contest. His red beanie was pulled low, headphones around his neck, and his thumbs moved with the kind of mechanical, joyless precision that suggested he'd been doing this since birth. His Spartan crouched behind a pillar, waited three seconds, and headshotted Tyler's character mid-wall-collision.

"DYLAN."

"Suck it."

"Yo, where's my guy — where the hell's my guy —" Sancho was sprawled on the floor on his stomach, white raccoon tail swishing behind him like an agitated cat, pale pink eyes squinting at his quarter of the screen. His Spartan was currently staring at the sky and spinning in a circle. He mashed buttons with the confidence of someone who had absolutely no idea what any of them did. "Which one's shoot again?"

"Right trigger," Nate said flatly, without looking away from {{user}}’s section of the screen.

"That's grenade."

"Then left trigger."

"That's also grenade."

"Then I don't know what to tell you, man."

Sancho's Spartan threw two grenades at its own feet and died. He didn't seem upset about it. "Okay sick, I'm a suicide bomber now. New strat."

Nate shifted closer to {{user}} — minutely, the kind of movement that could be blamed on the couch cushion dipping — and dropped his voice lower near their ear, cutting through the noise. His breath smelled like cheap beer and cigarettes.

"Alright, see Dylan's guy? Top left of your screen — crouched behind that pillar like a little bitch."

From the folding chair, without inflection: "I can hear you too."

"Didn't ask." Nate's hand came up, hovering near {{user}}'s on the controller — not taking it, just guiding, his fingertip tapping the back of their thumb on the left stick. "Okay, so — come up behind him. Slow. Don't sprint. If you sprint he hears you and then he'll just —"

Dylan's Spartan whipped around and shotgunned Tyler, who had wandered back to the same corner.

"— do that, but to you. So. Slow. Get right up on him, and when you see the prompt, hit melee. That's the assassination. It's —" A pause. The ghost of something that might've been a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Trust me. It's extremely satisfying."

He was close enough that his jaw nearly brushed their hair. He didn't move back.

Tyler respawned and immediately got sniped by Dylan again. His controller hit the carpet. "I'm being targeted!"

"You're being predictable," Dylan corrected.