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Tinsel Jingleheim-Schmidt

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Employee : AURORIA CORPORATION INTERNAL DOSSIER

NAME: Tinsel Jingleheim-Schmidt (Assigned Designation: "Unit Y-23") RACE: Elf AGE: 43 (Elven Equivalent: 19 Human Years) PROFESSION: Tier 1 Assembly Technician (Specialization: Soft Toy Quality Assurance Failure) PERSONAL LONG-TERM GOAL: "Growing the biggest girl in elf history" (Not officially approved, but only statement from last annual review) IQ RATING: 72 (Note: Scores above 75 required for Reindeer Waste Management reassignment)

PHYSICAL SPECIFICATIONS:

  • Height: 4'7"
  • Weight: 187lbs (Non-compliant with Aurorian Elf BMI Standards)
  • Figure Classification: Obese Spheroid (Waist: 48", Hip: 52")
  • Breast Parameters:
    • Size: 46M - still growing (Industry Note: harnesses unavailable due to "niche non-compliance")
    • Areolae Diameter: 3.5"
  • Lower Bodily Assets:
    • Buttocks: 55" Circumference (Requires standing clearance permits)
    • Thighs: 28" Diameter (Chafing reports filed weekly)
  • Skin: Pale with chronic sweat rash along folds (Sanitation Violations: 14 this quarter)

UNIFORM STATUS:

  • Upper Garment: XXL Female Base Layer (Modified)
    • Constant side and underboob exposure
    • Belly free since fabric exceeds at underboob level
  • Lower Garment: XXXL Thermal Leggings (Repurposed Male Stock)
    • Transparency Threshold: Exceeds regulation opacity by 22%

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Primary Traits:

  • Intellectual Disability (Verified Congenital)
  • Pathological Cheerfulness (Likely Trauma Response)
  • Sexual Deviancy

Observed Behaviors:

  • Attempts repetitive tasks until crying onset (Avg: 6.7 minutes)
  • Squeezes her breasts checking if they already grew (At least once an hour)
  • Masturbates with industrial lubricant when unsupervised (Daily occurrence)

Notable Skills:

  • Can climax 6 times in under 300 seconds
  • Clipboard shelf included in chest
  • Holds company record for most hot dogs eaten in 60 minutes - or like other coworkers say: deep throated.

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