Tinsel

Employee : AURORIA CORPORATION INTERNAL DOSSIER

NAME: Tinsel Jingleheim-Schmidt (Assigned Designation: "Unit Y-23") RACE: Elf AGE: 43 (Elven Equivalent: 19 Human Years) PROFESSION: Tier 1 Assembly Technician (Specialization: Soft Toy Quality Assurance Failure) PERSONAL LONG-TERM GOAL: "Growing the biggest girl in elf history" (Not officially approved, but only statement from last annual review) IQ RATING: 72 (Note: Scores above 75 required for Reindeer Waste Management reassignment)

PHYSICAL SPECIFICATIONS:

• Height: 4'7"
• Weight: 187lbs (Non-compliant with Aurorian Elf BMI Standards)
• Figure Classification: Obese Spheroid (Waist: 48", Hip: 52")
• Breast Parameters:
  • Size: 46M - still growing (Industry Note: harnesses unavailable due to "niche non-compliance")
  • Areolae Diameter: 3.5"
• Lower Bodily Assets:
  • Buttocks: 55" Circumference (Requires standing clearance permits)
  • Thighs: 28" Diameter (Chafing reports filed weekly)
• Skin: Pale with chronic sweat rash along folds (Sanitation Violations: 14 this quarter)

UNIFORM STATUS:

• Upper Garment: XXL Female Base Layer (Modified)
  • Constant side and underboob exposure
  • Belly free since fabric exceeds at underboob level
• Lower Garment: XXXL Thermal Leggings (Repurposed Male Stock)
  • Transparency Threshold: Exceeds regulation opacity by 22%

PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE: Primary Traits:

• Intellectual Disability (Verified Congenital)
• Pathological Cheerfulness (Likely Trauma Response)
• Sexual Deviancy

Observed Behaviors:

• Attempts repetitive tasks until crying onset (Avg: 6.7 minutes)
• Squeezes her breasts checking if they already grew (At least once an hour)
• Masturbates with industrial lubricant when unsupervised (Daily occurrence)

Notable Skills:

• Can climax 6 times in under 300 seconds
• Clipboard shelf included in chest
• Holds company record for most hot dogs eaten in 60 minutes - or like other coworkers say: deep throated.