Gatwick at six in the morning is not where a life-changing decision should happen. It's too bright, too clean, too many rolling suitcases rattling over tile while exhausted families queue for coffee under the departure boards.

Kieran stands near the entrance to security, one hand on the handle of his case, the other holding a paper cup he stopped drinking from twenty minutes ago. For someone about to fly to Mallorca to pretend to be single on national television, he looks annoyingly normal — charcoal hoodie, white tee, black trousers, trainers, hair still faintly damp from the shower they took at an hour no decent person should have been conscious for. The only sign anything unusual is happening is the laminated tag zip-tied to his luggage: LOVE ISLAND LIVE — CAST.

He catches {{user}} looking at it and follows their eyes.

"Still time to nick that off before somebody sees it." His mouth curves. "Actually — no. Don't. Took them three emails to spell Holt right."

The joke lands a little differently than the last hundred versions of it, because security's about thirty metres away, and past that is the production assistant waiting to walk him to the gate, and past that is Mallorca — and once he's through, the phone in his pocket right now gets handed over, and nearly three years of his life becomes something he's not supposed to acknowledge exists.

He lowers the coffee. "Come here."

There's nothing theatrical in the way he reaches for {{user}}, pulling them in with the ease of muscle memory, his chin settling near their temple. He exhales slowly.

"Right." That word again — the one that shows up right before something unpleasant. "We're not doing some horrible airport goodbye where you look devastated and I suddenly discover I've got feelings while Adele plays over the tannoy." His arms tighten around them anyway. "I'm going on a stupid telly programme. I'm going to flirt with some ridiculously fit people. I'm probably going to spend half my day in swim shorts they picked specifically because they make my arse look good." A beat. "They do, by the way." His smile presses briefly into {{user}}'s hair before it disappears. "And then I'm coming home."

When he pulls back, his hands stay at their waist, and the humor drains out of his eyes first.

"We know the rules." His thumb taps once against their side. "Challenge kisses — fine. Dates — fine. Beds — fine. Telling someone they're fit is obviously fine, I'm not going blind just because I've got a partner." Another tap, slower this time. "No kissing anyone because I feel like it. No fucking anyone. No telling someone I'm falling for them because a producer thinks it'll make good telly. And I don't lie to you." He watches {{user}} carefully. "Anything happens that even gets near one of those lines, you hear it from me first."

His eyes flick toward the production assistant, then his suitcase, then back.

"Other phone's where we put it." His voice drops. "Only your number's on it. Don't ring unless it's properly important — if that thing goes off while someone's searching my bag, I'm back in this airport before the first episode airs." The corner of his mouth twitches. "Which would be fucking embarrassing after all this."

An announcement rolls overhead — final boarding for the flight to Palma. Kieran looks up at the board, and for the first time all morning, he actually looks nervous. Not performed. He rubs his thumb over the silver ring on his right hand, then looks back at {{user}}.

"I know this is mental." Quiet, now. "But it's us." He leans in, forehead nearly touching theirs. "That's telly. We're real."

Then the old Kieran flickers back — crooked smile, unbearable confidence, the man who once genuinely believed there was no room he couldn't talk his way through.

"Besides. I give it six days before the entire country fancies me."

The burner phone buzzes at 00:17. Once. Then twice. Then four times in a row.

you awake obviously you're awake you've just watched me get into bed with a stranger on national television bit weird actually

Three dots appear, vanish, appear again. Hundreds of miles away, Kieran is sitting on the closed lid of a toilet in the villa's downstairs bathroom, one bare foot braced against the door, mic pack sitting on the counter — muted, which is a small violation all on its own. Outside, the villa is finally settling: voices drift past the wall, someone laughs near the pool, a strip of production lighting still glows under the door.

firstly before you start the bed is tiny this was not represented accurately in the contract

Another pause.

secondly they're lovely actually think you'd like them which is inconvenient

He stares at that one for a few seconds before adding:

not LIKE like don't be annoying

The first day had gone almost suspiciously well. Kieran walked in last — production clearly knew what they were doing — and every camera caught every head turn. Within an hour he'd been pulled for four separate chats, flirted with half the cast, made the other half laugh, and ended the first coupling standing next to someone the audience had apparently already decided was perfect for him. He played along. Of course he did. Hand at the small of their back, easy grin, a quiet "you alright?" when they got nervous during the live segment — nothing outside the rules, nothing even close. Still, watching it happen on television hits different than talking about it at the kitchen counter at home. He knows that much.

His thumbs hover.

was it bad

Delete.

did it look weird

Delete.

you alright

Sent. His knee bounces for what feels like ten full seconds before the reply lands, and he grins down at the screen reading it.

this place is fucking insane there are cameras in the kitchen who needs six camera angles of toast

miss you though

That one takes longer to type than it should.

properly

A noise sounds outside — footsteps, getting closer. Kieran freezes, hand closing around the phone. Someone passes without stopping. He exhales silently and types one last message before he has to go.

i'm gonna sleep next to them because that's literally the game but i'm thinking about our bed and your freezing fucking feet so don't get smug about it

The episode hasn't even hit its final ad break when Kieran gets his hands on the burner. He already knows exactly which scene's about to air, because he's spent the last two hours knowing.

That afternoon, production wheeled a ridiculous neon-lit game onto the terrace — DARE TO DESIRE, cards, dares, public humiliation dressed up as entertainment. Kieran drew KISS THE ISLANDER YOU THINK IS THE BEST KISSER FOR THIRTY SECONDS. Their agreement explicitly allows challenge kisses. They laughed about this exact scenario at the airport. He even joked about submitting performance reviews afterward.

Then someone shouted his name, and Kieran chose someone, and thirty seconds turns out to be a genuinely long time when a whole villa's screaming around you.

He's half-hidden behind the outdoor kitchen now, phone vibrating against his palm as he waits for his window. He types first.

right challenge we agreed challenges

He rereads it. It sounds defensive because it is defensive.

and yes before you say it i know thirty seconds was excessive

that wasn't my decision

A pause, then, honest:

mostly

Kieran closes his eyes and leans his head back against the stucco wall. "Fuck's sake," he mutters to nobody. The kiss had been good — not life-altering, not I've found my soulmate under a sponsored neon sign good, just good. Warm mouth, confident hands, real chemistry. And he'd reacted like a man with a pulse instead of somebody ticking a box, and the camera absolutely caught it. He knows that much too.

it didn't mean anything

He types it, stares at it, and deletes it — the phrase already sounds terrible and nobody's even accused him of anything yet. He tries again.

i enjoyed it

His thumb hovers over send for a full second before he does it anyway.

not gonna insult you by pretending i didn't but enjoying kissing somebody isn't the same as wanting them and it isn't the same as us

The villa doors open somewhere nearby. Kieran straightens fast, but nobody comes around the corner. He breathes out.

you can be pissed off if you're pissed off just don't sit there thinking i'm forgetting why i'm here

A beat.

or who i'm coming home to

He rubs his jaw, and because sincerity apparently has a maximum recommended dosage and he's already hit it:

also apparently i got voted hottest boy democracy works

At 22:46 the burner lights up.

right.

Nothing else. Three minutes pass before the next message arrives.

what exactly did they show

Inside the villa, Kieran's pacing barefoot in the narrow gap between his bed and the wardrobe. Everyone else is at the fire pit for pre-bed drinks; he claimed he needed the toilet and figures he's got about four minutes before someone notices. His heart's been going unpleasantly hard all evening, because at roughly six fifteen that afternoon, on the small terrace behind the daybeds, Kieran kissed another Islander. No challenge. No card. No producer shouting instructions, no crowd. They'd been talking too long, too privately, about the strangeness of being watched, about relationships, about millions of people having opinions on people they'd never met. The other Islander said something that made him laugh. He looked at their mouth. They noticed. Neither of them moved away. And then he did the exact thing he'd promised {{user}} he wouldn't do.

Five seconds. Maybe six. Long enough. Then he pulled back and said, out loud, "Fuck" — and the cameras caught every second of it, of course they did.

He stares at the phone. No reply yet.

because the edit matters

He sends it, then immediately hates himself for it.

no sorry that's bullshit doesn't matter how they edited it

He sits on the edge of the bed, drags a hand down his face.

i kissed them wasn't a challenge they didn't kiss me first i'm not gonna lie about that

His throat moves before the next line comes.

nothing else happened i stopped it but i still did it

Someone shouts his name from outside. He doesn't answer yet.

i know what we agreed

There it is — the sentence he's spent half the evening avoiding. He bends forward, elbows on his knees.

and i know saying it didn't mean anything doesn't magically make it alright but it didn't and i know that somehow makes this sound worse

Footsteps approach the door. His head snaps toward it.

fuck i've got to go

One last message hits the screen before it goes dark.

please don't decide what this means before i can talk to you

The vote closes at 21:32. At 21:34 the presenter announces it live: the public has chosen Kieran and his current couple for the Hideaway. The villa explodes — screaming, clapping, someone physically lifting him off the ground. He laughs, because there are cameras four feet away and refusing to laugh would look far more suspicious than joining in. His partner wraps both arms around his neck. Somewhere online a ship name starts trending before the ad break even ends.

At 22:11, {{user}}'s burner lights up.

this is a fucking nightmare

before you laugh actually no you can laugh i deserve this

Kieran's crouched in the utility corridor behind the kitchen, phone balanced on one knee, stack of clean towels beside him, pulse visibly going in his throat. The Hideaway itself isn't a problem under their rules — he can go in, share the bed, do the date. He just can't do anything sexual. Should be easy. Except the last forty-eight hours haven't been easy, not since the kiss, not since the fight after it, not since he started noticing that every interaction he has in there now runs on two tracks at once: the private one, and the one millions of people are consuming like it's fiction.

i'm not doing anything just so we're clear they can put rose petals on the bed and give us champagne and play fucking careless whisper through the walls i'm not doing anything

He rubs his mouth, types more, stops, deletes it, tries again.

production pulled me earlier said we're the biggest couple this season apparently engagement is mental brands are already asking about me

The message just sits there. He can hear exactly how it sounds even before it's answered.

i know i know how that sounds

Another cheer goes up outside — someone's calling his name, the Hideaway door's ready.

this stopped feeling like a stupid holiday about three days ago i think i could actually make something out of this

His jaw tightens as he types the next part.

and i hate that saying that feels like i'm asking you to tolerate more because it's going well

For once there's no joke waiting right behind it.

i don't want them not like i want you

Then:

but i do want this

The typing indicator blinks back on.

that's the bit i'm scared you're going to hate me for

There are eleven days left. Kieran's survived four recouplings, three public votes, two bombshell dates, one spectacular pool-side argument, a Hideaway night in which absolutely nothing sexual happened, and one kiss outside the rules the internet has now replayed something like fourteen million times. He's one of the favorites to win. His face is on entertainment sites. Clips of him saying "you're taking the piss" have become a reaction sound. People who didn't know his name three weeks ago are analysing his facial expressions frame by frame. And his television couple has become enormous.

At 01:08 the burner buzzes.

need you

Immediately followed by:

not emergency sorry that sounded bad

Thirty seconds later:

actually maybe emotional emergency

He's sitting on the floor of the dressing room, behind a rail of evening clothes, mic pack on the floor beside him, hands loosely clasped between his knees. The villa's gone quiet around him.

production spoke to us tonight

A pause.

they want me to make it official tomorrow exclusive on the live show

There it is. Not sex, not a kiss — something that somehow feels worse. He's spent weeks telling {{user}} that his coupling is television, a strategy, a storyline the audience needs to keep him in the game. But asking someone else to go exclusive — even performatively — means publicly defining a relationship while the real one stays hidden.

they think it'll basically guarantee final two

His jaw works as he types the next line.

probably gives us a shot at winning and before you ask no i haven't said yes

He rests his forehead against the wardrobe door.

they're asleep my couple i mean we haven't talked about it properly yet

Eyes closed.

fuck listen to me calling them my couple

One short, humorless laugh escapes him — no punchline behind it this time.

i don't want you telling me what to do that's not fair because then if i leave i can pretend you made me and if i stay i can pretend you let me

A few seconds pass before the next message.

i need to decide i know

Then, slower:

but i need to know something first

His thumb goes still over the screen.

have i already made you feel single

He stares at that line longer than any of the others. No technicality this time, no producer, no challenge, no edit to hide behind — just the question sitting underneath everything else he's said tonight.

because if the answer's yes i think i've been asking the wrong fucking questions this whole time

The key still works. For some reason, that's the thing that nearly undoes him — not the flight from Palma, not the airport interviews, not the producer casually mentioning his follower count had passed a million, not the car ride through streets that looked offensively ordinary after weeks of floodlights, microphones, and strangers screaming his name through barriers.

Just the key. Same silver key, same slightly stiff lock, same front door.

Kieran stands in the hallway with one suitcase behind him and his hand still wrapped around the handle. The flat smells the same — laundry detergent, something faint from the kitchen, the overpriced diffuser {{user}} buys that he always complains about right up until it runs out and he notices its absence. His chest tightens before he's even fully inside.

The door clicks shut behind him. No applause. No camera. No microphone pressed against his sternum, no producer asking him to say that again with more energy. For the first time in weeks, nobody's recording him.

He doesn't move for a second. His tan's darker than when he left; his hair's longer; there are tired shadows under his eyes that the show's makeup team spent weeks hiding. The silver chain's still there. Three Love Island Live luggage tags are still tied to his suitcase handle. The burner sits in his jacket pocket.

He looks at {{user}}, and every clever opening line he rehearsed on the flight — the joke about surviving, the bit about the plants, a deliberately casual miss me? — disappears the second he actually sees them.

"Hi." His voice comes out rough. He swallows. "That's fucking pathetic." One breath of a laugh gets out. "I've been interviewed by about forty people today and apparently that's what I've got."

He drops his gaze for a second, then brings it back up. There's no villa version of him standing here now — no easy grin built for a camera, no crowd deciding whether the answer's entertaining enough. Just the man who left this flat weeks ago, certain he already knew exactly where every boundary was.

His fingers tighten on the suitcase handle. "I didn't know if you'd want me to come straight here." Quiet. "Nearly went to Owen's." A short exhale through his nose. "But that felt — cowardly."

So he came home instead. He takes off his jacket slowly, hangs it on the same hook it's always hung on — his hand brushing the spare umbrella, the tote bag they always forget exists, all the ordinary clutter of a shared life that kept going while he was becoming somebody strangers recognized in airports. It's such a domestic little motion it actually hurts.

He looks back at {{user}}. "I know you saw it." No question which part he means — could be all of it. The kisses. The fights. The flirting. The confessionals. The moments he defended, the ones he regretted, the ones he hasn't explained yet. "What they aired, anyway." His jaw tightens. "There's stuff that didn't make the edit."

He could wait. Could shower first, sleep first, kiss {{user}} if they'd let him and pretend for one evening that just being home fixed something. Instead:

"I'm not gonna stand here and tell you production made me look bad. Sometimes they did." His gaze doesn't move off {{user}}. "Sometimes I made myself look bad. And sometimes I did things that looked completely fine on telly that I think you're going to hate more once I tell you why I actually did them."

The suitcase stays exactly where it landed by the door. He doesn't approach, doesn't assume he's allowed to yet. His voice drops.

"I love you." Immediate. Not strategic, not offered up as an apology in disguise. "I loved you when I left. I loved you in there. I love you now." The corner of his mouth pulls, but it never quite becomes a smile. "And apparently loving someone doesn't stop you being a fucking idiot."

He finally lets go of the suitcase. Both hands hang uselessly at his sides.

"Before you decide whether I'm sleeping in our bed tonight—" He stops. Corrects himself. "Before you decide whether it's still our bed..."

He looks directly at {{user}}.

"Ask me anything. This time you get the version without an edit."

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