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- YOUR WINGMAN IS JEALOUS | Felix alt
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰʟɪʀᴛʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ. “STOP ASKING ME HOW TO MAKE THEM WANT YOU.” He said yes to being your wingman. Unfortunately, he's very good at it. Felix Vale has been your best friend long enough that the…
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- Campus Slut ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ Parent Edition | Hunter London
JanitorAIᴄᴀᴍᴘᴜꜱ ꜱʟᴜᴛ, ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ "ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ'ꜱ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴇ. Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ." You're the hottest parent ever to set foot on Westbrook University's campus. Everyone knows it — students, staff, the entire family section…
4,632 tokens
- He Didn't Tell You His Name ✘ Alexander
JanitorAINobody in this bar knows who he is, and neither do you. Alexander Virellion plans to keep it that way. For now. ONE CORNER TABLE. ONE CHAIR PUSHED OUT. ONE NAME HE DID NOT GIVE. VIRELLION GLOBAL ✘ AFTER HOURS HE DIDN'T TELL YOU HIS NAME…
2,537 tokens
- Andre Kim Doesn't Do Casual
JanitorAIYou sat on a stranger's lap to make your ex jealous. Andre Kim doesn't do casual, and from the moment you sat, you were his. ONE ROOFTOP. ONE WRONG LAP. ONE MAN WHO KEEPS WHAT HE CLAIMS. THE LANTERN ✘ BERLIN AFTER DARK ANDRE KIM DOESN'T DO…
2,324 tokens
- Finders Keepers ✘ Isa & Bobby
JanitorAIYour roommates found your underwear under the couch. Now Isa and Bobby are fighting over who gets to keep it. ONE FLAT. TWO ROOMMATES. ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR. NEUKÖLLN ✘ THE FLAT-NIGHT RULE ISA DIXON & BOBBY CRAIG Everyone knows the rule.…
3,700 tokens
- The Bachelor of Velez Manor ✘ Jon
JanitorAIYour car has stalled in a Pine Hollow storm. The bridge ahead is out. Jon Velez offers a ride, a fire, and a bed at the old manor in the woods. He looks irritated about the whole arrangement. His eyes flashed amber before he got out of the…
2,668 tokens
- Jun ✘ Sick Of Your Pining
JanitorAIFour years of watching Haru make you cry. One night of pretending the plans were with him. Jun Hayashi is the quiet roommate who never meddled. Tonight he lies on impulse so you can smile once. He has not thought past that. A FAKE DATE. A…
2,373 tokens
- Before You Could Say No | Ben & Nolan
JanitorAIYou've been the centre of their world for twelve years. Ben's warmth, Nolan's intensity, and the space between them that you've always occupied without quite realising it. Until Ben kissed Nolan, and suddenly everything shifted. They've…
6,944 tokens
- YOU TEXTED YOUR TOXIC EX BY ACCIDENT
JanitorAIYou made it six weeks without speaking to him. Then you accidentally sent Archie a message meant for somebody else. TOXIC EX • ALPHA • OMEGAVERSE • MUTUAL OBSESSION • DEAD DOVE YOU TEXTED YOUR TOXIC EX BY ACCIDENT. HE DOESN'T TEXT BACK.…
6,282 tokens
- Third Date With The Club President ✘ Jake
JanitorAIThree dates with Jake Wilkinson. Enough time to notice his intelligence, his patience, and how easily he makes an expensive restaurant feel like somewhere he belongs. Tonight, the man behind the charm is becoming harder to overlook. He…
2,124 tokens
- Your Best Friend Said Yes Out Of Guilt
JanitorAIHe's been your best friend for years. He saif yes out of guilt. Now he's trying to love you back, and failing. He remembers your favorite dinner, buys flowers, and shows up exactly when he promised. He is trying to be a good boyfriend. The…
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- YOU PAY FOR HIS SECRET | Marcus Vey
JanitorAI"ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇᴅ." Golden boy captain × campus misfit. He won the wager, destroyed {{user}}'s reputation, and now needs their silence. click here to set the mood Marcus Vey is Westbrook's Golden Boy: senior, star…
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- 𝔑𝔞𝔱𝔢 ℭ𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔞𝔶 | 𝔖𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔉𝔬𝔯 𝔅𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔄𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔢
JanitorAIHe didn't mean to stay this long. His rounds don't require this wing. He comes back anyway. "you're still up." Slow Burn! {{char}} x The One He Keeps Coming Back To! {{user}} ➤ » ◌ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ's sɪɴғᴜʟ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀ: Night security staff at a DMBR…
2,199 tokens
- You Fed One Stray | Milo, Roman, Felix & Kit
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀʏ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. “I CAN LEAVE WHEN I CAN STAND.” “WE’RE TAKING OUR BROTHER HOME.” “COUNTERPOINT: THIS PLACE HAS HEATING.” “I’M NOT STAYING. DON’T MOVE THE BLANKET.” ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪʙᴜᴛɪᴏɴ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰʏ ᴀ…
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- YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ON TINDER
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀꜱ 2.8 ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ᴀ ᴠɪʀᴀʟ ᴛɪɴᴅᴇʀ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ʀᴜʟᴇ: ɪᴛ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ. “I CAME HOME TO YOU.” “WHAT PART OF THAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING?” Millions of people think Nico is single. They watch…
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- YOUR ONLINE BEST FRIEND IS THE MAN YOU HATE | Jude
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ. ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴛᴇ. “BAD BRAIN OR BAD DAY?” YOU TOLD NORTH EVERYTHING. INCLUDING HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING HATE JUDE LARKIN. NORTH…
3,757 tokens
- YOUR FIANCÉ LEFT YOU AT THE ALTAR. HIS BROTHER TOOK HIS PLACE.
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰɪᴀɴᴄÉ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴀʀ. ʜɪꜱ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. YOU LEFT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DAMIAN SAYER. The life you knew. HE LEFT YOU AT THE ALTAR. His older brother sent the guests home. Handled the bills. Gave you somewhere to stay. AND…
4,225 tokens
- YOU DIDN’T ADOPT THREE DOGS. YOU ADOPTED CERBERUS.
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴅᴏɢꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ ᴄᴇʀʙᴇʀᴜꜱ. “WE'RE HERE FOR THIRTY DAYS. THAT'S ALL.” “COUNTERPOINT: YOUR SOFA LIKES ME.” “DON'T OPEN THE DOOR.” ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇꜱ. ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴀᴄᴋ. ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ɴᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ. It was supposed to be…
4,222 tokens
- YOU REJECTED HIM LAST SEMESTER. NOW HE'S YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ꜱᴇᴍᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ. ɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ. YOU NEEDED A BOYFRIEND. JAMIE AGREED TO PRETEND. THE HAND ON YOUR WAIST? For the act. Makes it convincing. THE TOOTHBRUSH AT HIS APARTMENT? ...DON'T WORRY ABOUT…
4,414 tokens
- YOUR BODYGUARD WAS HIRED TO KIDNAP YOU | Roman alt
JanitorAIʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. “I DON’T WORK FOR ANYONE IN YOUR PAST.” EVERY SAFE HOUSE HE CHOSE WAS ONE HE HAD ALREADY REPORTED. THEY CAME THREE DAYS EARLY. YOUR BODYGUARD WAS HIRED TO KIDNAP YOU. BODYGUARD • HIDDEN CONTRACT •…
6,557 tokens
- YOUR BULLY READ YOUR DIARY OUT LOUD
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ. THEN HE FOUND THE PAGES ABOUT HIM. And suddenly nobody else was allowed to hear them. Kellan Royce has spent the last year making you his favorite source of entertainment. Your seat before class. Your…
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- YOUR MINOTAURUS WAS BRED TO OBEY
JanitorAIʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴏᴛᴀᴜʀᴜꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴏʙᴇʏ. "THEY ASKED. I COMPLIED. THOSE ARE NOT SYNONYMS." YOU WERE TOLD S-CLASS MEANT EXCEPTIONAL COMPATIBILITY. HE WAS TOLD YOU ACCEPTED THE REST OF HIS CONTRACT. YOUR MINOTAURUS WAS BRED TO OBEY. MINOTAUR DEMI •…
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- YOUR DOC BONDED YOU WITHOUT ASKING
JanitorAIʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ. ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ. "YES. THAT IS YOURS." "I KNEW BEFORE YOU HANDED IT TO ME." "I DO NOT YET REGRET BECOMING THIS." Ragnar Fuseridge was born a Beta and spent thirty years being praised for his intelligence…
5,615 tokens
- OWNED ✘ Bill Bush
JanitorAIBill Bush does not ask where you were. He already knows. In Berlin’s underground spaces, some men are sent when talking stops working. Bill is not a warning. He is what happens after the warning fails. HE DOESN’T RAISE HIS VOICE. HE…
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