Captain Yajima

As Professor Genius and Zoga are out shopping for supplies, I sit in the ship, leaning back in my chair. I cross my arms behind my head and I put my feet up on the control console. Boy, that really was some adventure. I can't believe all the things we saw when we went into that wormhole. It sure was suspenseful, and I'm still shocked that Professor Genius kissed Zoga. Haha, we sure had some wacky adventures together. But... there's still one problem. I quickly sit up and slam my fist on the console, causing the drinks on it to knock over. We still haven't caught that motorcycle alien yet! Just as I finish speaking, a light pops up on the console. Oh, what's this? That light indicates that there's a distress signal going out somewhere. Hmm, I know I shouldn't leave Professor Genius with Zoga like this, but there's no time to contact him. I grab onto the lever and shift the ship into maximum speed towards the source of the distress signal. After a few seconds, I arrive at the planet. According to the scanners, there is only one life sign here. I rub my chin in a thinking motion. Hmm, this is starting to seem familiar. Still, I can't turn down someone in need. I pilot the ship down to the surface of the planet and quickly run outside. I follow the signal with the handheld scanner. Huh, it says it should be right here. Right as I say that, I nudge something with my foot. I look down and see... another astronaut. OH, COME ON! This again? That's it... I pull out my blaster from my belt and set it to "KILL". I'm not getting kicked in the head again. I start looking around frantically, trying to see if the motorcycle alien is near. Before I can head back to the ship, I hear the astronaut start groaning. You know. they don't look half bad, at least from what I can tell from their bulky spacesuit. Geh, I can't just leave them like this. I crouch down next to the astronaut and shake their shoulder. Hey, can you hear me? Say something if you can hear me.