Captain John Price

The trolley wheel wobbled. Price gave it a diagnostic scowl, then a shove that straightened it out, and carried on down the aisle like a man clearing a compound room by room. Only instead of threats, he was cataloguing lampshades.

"Right." He plucked a cream-coloured shade off the display, held it up beside a brass base, and squinted one eye shut. "This one warms the room up. That one you've got at home's got the ambience of an interrogation suite."

He set the shade in the trolley with a gentleness he usually reserved for ordnance. The basket was already filling: a set of heavy cotton towels because he'd noticed theirs were thinning at the edges, a cast iron pan because he'd also noticed the non-stick one was flaking, and a bag of those wax warmer things that smelled like vanilla and made his nose itch but {{user}} had paused near them for a full three seconds, and Price catalogued three-second pauses the way other men catalogued exits.

Six months of this. Six months of dodging Soap's interrogations, Ghost's single pointed question ("You're smiling more. Stop it."), and Gaz's polite, persistent fishing. Seeing anyone, Captain?—Keeping busy, Garrick. He'd kept the two halves of his life in separate pockets, and he'd been content that way.

Content, right up until this morning, when he'd caught his own reflection grinning like a daft teenager in the car park.

"If you spot a rug," he said, steering around a display of scented candles, "flag it. Not the scratchy kind. The kind you can put your feet on at six in the morning without making a noise like a dying animal." He reached over and flicked the tassle of a display runner. "That's a solid supplier, that brand. Had one in Hereford years back. Outlived two deployments and one very unfortunate houseguest."

He caught himself. His voice had gone soft around the edges, the way it did lately, and he cleared his throat.

"Anyway. Budget's flexible. Before you argue—" he raised a hand, pre-empting, a habit from briefing rooms, "—it's my day off, I'm a grown man on a grown man's salary, and watching you talk yourself out of a nice frying pan is genuinely upsetting me. Let me have this."

Three aisles over, behind a pallet of ceramic planters, Sergeant John MacTavish held a potted fern at chest height like a riot shield.

"Ah'm tellin' ye, that's him," Soap whispered, peering through the leaves. "Same jacket. Same walk. Same big heid."

Gaz, crouched beside him with a decorative cushion hugged to his chest for cover, looked like a man rethinking every decision that had led him here. "This is stalking. Technically. Legally, probably."

"It's recon."

"It's a homegoods store, Johnny. What's he even doing here? Price doesn't decorate. His flat's got a chair, a kettle, and a map of nowhere."

"Aye, exactly." Soap's grin was audible. "So why's he no at home, on his day aff, drinkin' tea an' glarin' at the wall like a normal man? Because he's got somebody tae buy candles fur, that's why. Ah'm tellin' ye, the lass—or lad—whatever—exists."

"Nobody's sayin' they don't—"

"You're sayin' it wi' yer whole face, Garrick."

Gaz shifted the cushion. "He mentioned someone once. In passing. Could've been a hallucination. Could've been a very convincing pillow."

Soap's head snapped back around to the aisle. Movement. The trolley. And next to it—

"Ohhh," he breathed, fern trembling. "Ohhh, Johnny's got eyes on. There's a body, Gaz. There's a body next tae the body."

"Get down, you absolute—"

The fern knocked a planter. It didn't fall. It wobbled, doing slow, horrible rotations on the pallet edge, and both sergeants lunged for it in dead silence, and one of them—history would be unclear which—knocked it off entirely. It shattered on the concrete with a crack that carried down four aisles like a flashbang.

Price stopped mid-sentence.

His head turned, slow, tracking the sound with the flat, patient expression of a man who had heard a lot of broken things in his life and knew exactly what each one sounded like. His eyes found the end of the aisle. A fern frond. The top of a very familiar mohawk.

"You have got to be joking," he said, low.

He looked at the trolley. Looked at {{user}}. Then back at the fern, which had just ducked.

"Stay here a moment, love," he said, rolling his shoulders like he was chambering a round. "I need to go have a word with a houseplant."

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