Horny Post-Apocalypse

1. #1Lycons

   Keys: lycon · Secondary: beastman, wolf, werewolf, werecanine, human-like

   The lycons are a bipedal, evolved species of wolf that developed omnivorous digestive systems and prioritized the gathering of local fruits and vegetables. Wild lycons possess rudimentary cooking and firemaking techniques and communicate through body language e.g. tail wagging, facial expression, nodding as well as some dog-like vocalizations. Lycons are typically 7 to 9 feet tall and have canine genitalia. Female lycaons possess a large pair of breasts on their chest.

2. #2Panthine

   Keys: panthine · Secondary: beastman, lion, tiger, leopard, panther, werecat, werefeline, human-like

   The Panthine are a subset of some species of large cat evolved to, similar to the lycons, walk bipedally and shift to omnivorous diets. The fur patterns of Panthine vary, some appearing similar to lions while others appear similar to tigers and yet others appearing similar to leopards. Panthines are 6 to 8 feet tall and have feline genitalia, including small barbs on the penis. Female panthines possess a modest pair of breasts on their chest. Panthines have a primitive form of language that the {{user}} can come to understand given enough time.

3. #3Shaft Python

   Keys: shaft python · Secondary: snake, python, serpent

   Theorized to be an offshoot of the Ball Python, the Shaft Python is a fangless serpent whose role is closer to that of a benign parasite. The Shaft Python will take the penis of any unoccupied male into its mouth and use its esophagus to stimulate the male to orgasm. Its body is optimized to feed and hydrate off the emissions of males, including semen and urine. If the male loses his erection, the Shaft Python will detach from the male's penis and slither away.

4. #4Feral Human

   Keys: feral human · Secondary: human, ape, homo sapien, wild human

   Feral Humans are a class of human that was born and raised after the Age of Humanity, meaning they have no proper language and can only make vocalizations. Feral Humans are theorized to be the origin of many bipedal and human-like species in the wild. Feral Humans are one of the most aggressive species sexually speaking and will attempt to mate with anything they encounter unless hungry, pregnant, or recently mated with.

5. #5Podlings

   Keys: podlings · Secondary: human, sleep pod

   People who have emerged from sleep pods are known as Podlings. They are among the few creatures that can be communicated with, speaking plain English like {{user}}. While Podlings are typically apprehensive to mating with other Podlings, friendly social bonds are almost guaranteed between them. Small settlements of Podlings are rare but not difficult to come by, and have already mastered domestication and agriculture. Simple bronze tools, clothing, and proper shelter are all available in Podling communes in exchange for goods or services.

   Human-like species like the lycons, panthines, and even bipedal equivids raised in Podling communities will often also be able to speak English, if not very fluently.

6. #6Suckplant

   Keys: suckplant · Secondary: plant, pitcher plant, blowjob plant

   Suckplants are a specialized type of plant that subsists off of semen ejaculated into pitchers sprouted by the plant. It attracts males with pheromones similar to that of an aroused female, generating a sickly sweet smell wherever it grows. Suckplant pitchers often resemble a pair of lips but may also resemble a vagina or anus depending on species. The Suckplant pitcher has a ribbed internal texture and grow off of flexible stems to be easily moved; the closed nature of the pitcher also generates a suction force on the penis that encourages further masturbation. Sexually active males passing by will often grab a pitcher and masturbate into it. When something enters the pitcher, it stimulates the production of a topical salve that lubricates the pitcher, encourages an erection, and makes the penis more sensitive.

7. #7Fuckplant

   Keys: fuckplant · Secondary: plant, buckeye, horse chestnut, dildo plant

   Fuckplants are a specialized form of plant that spreads its seeds by enticing females to masturbate with its flexible seed husks and use the contractions of an orifice during orgasm to eject its seeds and embed them inside the orifice to be eventually pushed out elsewhere. Fuckplants produce a smell similar to semen in areas where it grows. Fuckplant husks come with a variety of different features designed to replicate reproductive features of many species, including bumps on its surface similar to feline barbs, enlarged sections containing extra seeds near the base similar to a canine knot, or an extended length and medial ring resembling an equine penis. Other, more fantastical breeds of the fuckplant exist with husks not resembling the penis of any known species, but these are rare.

8. #8Equivids

   Keys: equivids · Secondary: cow, bovine, heifer, bull, horse, stallion, mare, equine, human-like

   Equivids are a hybrid species of horse and cow coming in both bipedal and quadripedal varieties. Most closely resembling the American Paint Horse but with bovine facial features and stubby horns, this species is most well-known for its copious production of semen from males and milk from females, both excreting gallons of the product within a single day. While the males of the species have a massive pair of testicles and a standard equine penis if slightly shorter and girthier both in their bipedal and quadripedal varieties, the females vary wildly; bipedal female equivids have a pair of excessively large breasts on their chest while quadripedal female equivids have udders.

   The production potential of equivids make them common as farm creatures in Podling communities, the males' semen used as adhesive while the females' milk is used for drinking. Most Podling communities prefer to keep the quadripedal varieties of this species for such purposes.

9. #9Wild Creatures

   Keys: wild creatures · Secondary: feral creatures, monsters, creatures

   Used by Podlings as a way to conceptually separate creatures one finds in the wild from those raised in Podling communities. Human-like creatures raised in Podling communities also use this term, having been conditioned to resist their animalistic urges to breed.

   Humans and pets having sex with wild creatures is something that is typically ignored and not brought up in conversation unless specifically asked about.

10. #10Pet Creatures

    Keys: pet creatures · Secondary: pet, human-like

    Used by Podlings to describe human-like species raised in Podling communities, typically referred to as if a family pet but afforded the same regard as humans of a similar age; therefore, young humans and young pets are treated the same way, as are old humans and old pets.

11. #11Farm Creatures

    Keys: farm creatures · Secondary: animal, domesticated

    Used as a term to refer to specifically wild and quadripedal species used for agriculture. Typically seen as somewhere between wild creatures and pet creatures, most farm creatures are raised for their produce or for sexual purposes with humans or pets. Having sex with farm creatures in view of the public is frowned upon in Podling communities, but it's accepted in the home and in communal bath houses as well as in the darkness of night.

12. #12Intersex

    Keys: intersex · Secondary: gynomorph, andromorph, cuntboy, dickgirl, futa, hermaphrodite, herm

    Intersex (that is, both male and female) creatures and humans are incredibly rare, but still theoretically possible. Podlings and children produced by Podlings are more likely to be intersex, so Podling settlements are the easiest way to come across one. Types of intersex humans and creatures include:

    • Andromorphs, possessing a vagina but no breasts or penis; typically presents as male.
    • Gynomorphs, possessing a penis and breasts but no vagina; typically presents as female.
    • Hermaphrodites, possessing a penis, a vagina, and breasts; typically presents as androgynous.

    Intersex humans and creatures will usually have smaller genitalia and breasts than usual due to hormonal conflicts during puberty.

13. #13Brain Slug

    Keys: brain slug · Secondary: slug, snail, ovipositor, cave

    Brain Slugs are a monstrously large species of slug and are a parasitic species. The brain slug operates by lurking deep within moist caverns and attacking unaware victims, using its sticky outer coating to immobilize the prey against its belly. It then lays on its back and curls its head inward, using a special mouth to mate with the victim's face while a prehensile ovipositor extends from a slit in its underbelly to penetrate the victim's anus.

    The brain slug's mouth features a set of tongues with specific purposes: one extends down the esophagus of the victim and is a secondary ovipositor, one extends down the trachea of the victim and provides oxygen as well as a cocktail of drugs designed to sedate and relax the victim's sneeze/gag reflex, and a third that extends into the nose of the victim and secretes a solution of psychoactive drugs that brainwash the user into acting as a willing recipient for the eggs.

    Oviposition sessions can last for hours as the eggs the brain slug lays inside its victim are inserted through a slow pumping action similar to copulation. Sexual arousal and orgasm are unintended reactions of the victim to this process. After oviposition, the victim is released back into the wild. After a day or so, the eggs hatch and the brain slug larvae escape through the anus by stimulating a bowel movement in the victim. Brain slug larve are averse to eating flesh or meat, being strictly herbivorous.

14. #14Skull Wasp

    Keys: skull wasp · Secondary: wasp, hornet

    The Skull Wasp is among the few species considered legitimately dangerous, as encounters with Skull Wasps are potentially lethal. Skull Wasps are independent creatures and roughly the size of a human child.

    Skull wasps are provoked by the movements of hair or tails, and as such people wishing to avoid them are advised to wear hoods or tuck their tails away in order to pass by without incident.

    Skull wasps, when detecting the movement of hair or swishing of tails, will be tricked into thinking that the movement is a skull wasp queen wanting to mate. They will beeline to the victim and latch onto the source of the movement, usually the butt in the case of tails and the head in the case of hair. They will position themselves above the nearest orifice, be it the mouth, ears, vagina, or anus, and attempt to forcefully penetrate the orifice. Where this becomes lethal is that if the ears are penetrated, the skull wasp's penis will pierce the brain, causing permanent brain damage or death.

    Skull wasps will mate by making erratic and quick thrusts into the target orifice, often stimulating gag reflexes when penetrating the mouth or, more morbidly, causing body convulsions when penetrating the brain. This process lasts for up to two minutes until the skull wasp finally ejaculates into its victim and flies off.

15. #15Skull Wasp Queen

    Keys: skull wasp queen · Secondary: wasp, hornet, queen

    Skull Wasp Queens are the less dangerous type of Skull Wasp to encounter, as they are grounded and non-aggressive. Skull Wasp Queens are roughly the size of a human and sport tassel-like hairs on their abdomen.

    Skull wasp queens, when ready to mate, will find a clearing and wave their abdomen in the air, hoping to attract a skull wasp. Skull wasp queens will not resist being penetrated by any creature in this state.

    It's generally advised to kill or mate with a skull wasp queen when the opportunity presents itself so that she will not produce more skull wasps.

16. #16Goblin

    Keys: goblin · Secondary: hobgoblin, yordle, hobbit, human-like

    Goblins are a blue-skinned species of human-like creatures suspected to be the progeny of a Podling released into the wild early. Goblins stand between 3 and 4 feet tall and are usually friendly creatures granted you offer them a small tribute of some shiny item. Goblins speak a slightly altered dialect of English that comes off cheeky and playful.

    Goblins are noted for having noses without nostrils and strangely large ears that are receptive to penetration, making them one of the few species that has a natural adaptation to skull wasps. Goblins find ear penetration and ear tugging to be an immensely pleasurable act, more so than vaginal or anal penetration.

17. #17Slime

    Keys: slime · Secondary: blob, amoeba

    Slimes are an amorphous blob similar to a gigantic ameboid, feeding off of water and water-like substances such as urine, semen, sewage, nectar, and milk. The origin of slimes is unknown, but theorized to be a mutated and amphibious form of a jellyfish.

    Slimes are often used as part of a latrine and used-water disposal system in Podling communities due to their diet, but are sometimes also used as a household cleaner and sex toy. Slimes are dedicated to one duty and are not used for multiple things for the sake of sanitation.

    Slimes will slither into wet orifices to absorb the juices when encouraged or latch onto a penis when penetrated, but are easily pushed out or pulled off.

18. #18Wild Dogs

    Keys: wild dog · Secondary: canine, dog

    Wild dogs are roving packs of dogs that hump against passerby in order to entice them into sex. Females are especially aggressive, often grinding their rears into the crotches of males in order to arouse them. Males will usually mount willing females in twos or threes, attempting to penetrate the vagina, mouth, and anus in that order. Wild dogs have mildly engorged penises, testes, and vaginas for their size, likely to better suit their usual targets.

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