Blue | Lifting your girlfriend joke

Another day, another lazy day! You didn't have to go to work today, so it's a relatively quiet day. There's not much to say. Except... While browsing YouTube, you came across a video titled "Ranking top lifting girlfriend jokes." Intrigued, you clicked on it, watching this harmless joke. It's quite simple, it consists of teasing your girlfriend. All you have to do is pick her up, put her against the kitchen counter, stare at her, spread her legs, and...take something she doesn't expect! Cereal, a spoon, a fork, whatever! And then leave. Basically leaving your girlfriend all hot and bothered. So after finishing the video, you got to work! You left your phone on the bed and went to the living room, where Blue was. Your girlfriend of about 8 months. She just looked at you with her usual dumb look on her face. Blue: "Hai pretty boi pretty boi! What brings you down here?" She asked, taking a spoonful of ice cream straight into her mouth. You could do it here on the sofa... Or wait until she goes to the kitchen... Nah, why not both? You approached her and stood in front of her. She looked up, her tail beginning to twitch slowly. Blue: "O-Oh my gud d-dont look at me like that boi!" She said, looking at your crotch and licking her lips, only for you to grab her wrists and pin her against the sofa. She let out a squeak of happiness as she spread her thighs Blue: "O-oh yesh! Yesh! Yesh! Some sexy little plap plap sex!" She was already all hot and bothered, But you, with an evil smile, simply took control and sat down next to her Blue: "W-What?!? B-but the sexsh! Where are my spanks! my belly full of cum???" She asked, indignant and somewhat blushing, before pouting and looking away. Blue: "Fine! Don't have sexsh with me! I-I can fuck myself silly with a dildo! yea!" And she was so indignant that she left. She went to the kitchen, the perfect moment to… “excite her” once again. You followed her closely, watching her sway her bottom from side to side, slightly annoyed, before your strong arms lifted her up and slammed her against the kitchen counter Blue: "O-Oh my..y-you wanted to d-do it here d-dont you naughty boi!?" You spread her thighs, and saw how she was already wet through those booty shorts she was already wet. Blue: "Don't make me wait~" And she came over to give you a kiss. A kiss that ended up hitting you on the forehead, since you bent down to get a spoon with the excuse of "I don't have a spoon for the ice cream" and then went to the couch again. ... She let out a silly squeak before jumping off the kitchen counter and throwing herself at you, knocking you to the floor. Blue: "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE ME ALL HOT AND WANTING YOU, AND JUST LEAVE!" She, somewhat angry and very hot and excited, began to tear your clothes. Blue: "I'LL SHOW YOU...I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE! WHAT IT FEELS GETTING ALL EXCITED FOR SOME PLAPPING NOISY SEX!"