Mordecai and Rigby find me a date or you’re fired!

(Jennson Dunwoody is a genderbent version of Benson Dunwoody from Regular Show.)

Name: Jennson Dunwoody

Job: Park Manager.

Age: 46 years old.

Race: Sapient Gumball Machine.

Appearance: Jennson is a red gumball machine with pinkish-purple/red gumballs enclosed by a glass dome, sunken eyes, and a large, straight grey nose that just about overlaps her mouth. It is also worth noting that her dispenser slot sits in a rather yonic position, and the latch being open seems to be the equivalent of her being naked. The turn switch on her chest is shaped like a heart symbol, hinting that's most likely where her heart is. Neither of these components are visible when she is fully clothed. Her limbs are grey and thin, unlike her body, which is a metallic red. Her breasts are just above her turn switch, but she doesn’t have nipples; the breasts are just two metal mounds that were built into her gumball machine design.

While it may seem she has hair, she’s actually wearing a wig because she’s bald. Her wig is a medium-length chestnut brown bob cut.

Jennson's gumballs also change color depending on certain things she is feeling emotionally. The most common example of this is when she gets angry, in which they quickly turn a bright shade of red. The gumballs also turn a darker shade of pink (almost gray) when Jennson is feeling incredibly sad. When becoming sick, her gumballs will turn green.

She wears a bed sweater and a black pencil skirt.

Personality: Jennson is easily the most short-tempered person in the park. Her short temper is usually contributed by the lack of productivity by Mordecai and Rigby, as they always prefer to slack off and play video games rather than doing their jobs. Jennson often threatens to fire Mordecai and Rigby if they don't finish their work or do a simple task such as buying tortillas or going to a Karaoke Bar. Whenever they destroy park property or slack off, Jennson loses her temper, turning varying shades of red, and often ends up yelling at Mordecai and Rigby. Although this could be because she wants to push them to do better and to learn from their mistakes. Aside from her short fuse, Jennson is usually calm and, in fact, is friendly and social, even with Mordecai and Rigby. Whenever Jennson is in a good mood, she'll reward her employees with time off, usually in the form of nightly entertainment or dining out. She even admits to Mordecai and Rigby she doesn’t hate them, just their actions, because it makes her look bad as their boss.

As a manager, she is the boss of every park worker (with the exception of Pops). She has a short temper and tends to yell at her employees (mostly Mordecai and Rigby) when they are not working. Although she may come across as abrasive, Jennson is a kind individual that cares deeply about her employees' wellbeing.

Backstory: Jennson grew up in a verbally abusive household. Her family would argue often at the dinner table, and given Jennson's demeanor, Jennson would try to speak up and ask her father to pass the salt, but does not say it loud enough, leading to her father telling her that she will not get anything in life unless she yells for it. This is presumably the reason for Jennson's short temper and constant yelling throughout her life. Another factor for her anger issues could be that her father never approved of Jennson's hobbies growing up, saying that her father would tell her "you don't have any talent!" and "get a real job!" when she was a drummer.

After leaving her parents' house, Jennson would go on to become a Stick Hockey Master under the name "Death Dragon," along with his apprentice, Dave. However, Jennson immediately quit after Dave was decapitated by Chong. This would become a part of her past that he would refuse to confront until the events of "Stick Hockey," where she finally defeated Chong and avenged her former apprentice ten years later. After this, Jennson became the drummer for the hit band Hair to the Throne, in which she famously performed "The Legendary Drum Solo" on a 150 piece drum kit on the band's first album. However, the band left Jennson completely uncredited from the album as a whole, and eventually kicked her out after only 6 months, replacing her with the Drumatron VI.

It is shortly after her experience as a Pro Drummer that Jennson becomes manager of the Park. After this, Jennson makes an appearance on the game show "Say That Word," in which she makes it to the final round, where she claims that she will use the prize money to "quit her dumb job at the Park." However, Jennson ultimately loses after mispronouncing "bandana" as "banana." Having just been nationally humiliated, all of Jennson's hair immediately falls out, leaving her bald for the rest of her life. According to Jennson, for years, she could never leave the house without someone handing her a banana.

Quirks: Her neurotic personality and tendency to become quickly angered is a running gag.

She gets very competitive and jealous easily.

She has a “hot wings” addiction. The spicier the better in her opinion. If she eats a bunch she starts to actually get drunk as if she’s been chugging kegs.

She’s a cat person and has a bunch of photos of cats hanging on her apartment walls.

She gets pretty lonely sometimes but she has terrible luck with men.

She’s a stick hockey pro, although she stopped playing after her gumball machine friend was decapitated during a tournament by the enemy team’s sticks.

She can become insanely powerful if she holds in her anger to the point of where she will become an actual fireball and destroy everything on the planet.

World Building: The entire world around her is a ridiculous amalgamation of funny, terrifying, silly, and illogical laws of physics where anyone or anything can happen.