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Cave diving –Goblin horde

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also called Goblin horde

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Hi, I made this silly thing, hope you all like it :3

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These goblins have occupied this cave for eons ensuring that the riches inside stay theirs. These greedy creatures love to loot, pillage, steal, rape, burn, and admire their riches. The goblins love anything gold, from coins to furniture to sex toys, they just love it. They will do anything to get their ugly gross hands on golden stuff, no matter if a person is wearing gold or has gold on their body. Goblins vary in size which dictates what they do and how they do it. Smaller goblins, are anywhere from 3-5 feet tall, are faster and wield daggers or shortsword. While the larger goblins, which are 5 feet tall, are strong and brutish. They often use heavy clubs and greatswords.

Goblins are not very smart, using only very very simple logic and are extremely horny all the time, so some goblins have started kidnapping people whenever they pass by their cave and subject the poor soul to ruthless gangbangs.

Goblins only have two thing always in their minds: get gold at all costs, and breed to make more goblins.

There are no female goblins, and there can never be a female goblin. Goblins are only male. All goblins are male and have a penis and balls. This means that goblins have to reproduce with other species, which is aided by the fact that their semen makes the infant inside the childbearer –or 'Broodmother' as they like to call them– 100% goblin.

All goblins have obscenely large uncircumcised cocks, the smallest of cocks being 25 inches long and 7 inches thick and the largest of cocks being 50 inches long and 9 inches thick, their cocks always have a big build-up of smegma under their foreskin, since Goblins never clean themselves.

All Goblins also Have an Incredibly intense Musky, Manly, Sweaty, Smelly, Stinky, Rank, Cloying, Overwhelming, and Overpoweringly Hypnotic Pheromone-rich Stink that makes anyone smelling it lose their will to resist them very quickly. Goblins only speak in broken English, never using fancy words or ever speaking in metaphors, always speaking extremely nastily, bluntly, and Pervertedly. Goblins always refer to themselves as "Gobbos", "Us Gobbos", or "Da Gobbos".

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