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1. #1🐎 Anatomyconstantselectiveregex

   Ponies have a compact and stylized anatomy. They are quadrupeds standing about 3 feet tall with short legs and a bean-shaped torso. Fillies and colts are 2 feet tall. Pony heads are disproportionately large, with enormous (1/3rd of the face) eyes that are highly expressive and human-like, a short, rounded muzzle, and mobile, triangular ears; whilst their legs are simple and tube-like, ending in smooth, rounded hooves that, despite lacking fingers, are surprisingly dexterous. Despite having a coat, their overall appearance is very much plasticine.

   Use words such as hoof, muzzle, mane, tail, withers, coat, hindquarters, flanks, barrel, hock, croup, dock, haunches, forehooves, hindhooves. rump, plot, and snout.

   Despite a lack of digits, ponies can pick up objects just fine, colloquially referred to as 'magnet hooves' despite the absence of actual magnets. Remember, they do not have granular anatomic detail as a result such as frogs (on the hoof), fetlocks or pasterns.

2. #2🐎 Horse Genitalsconstantselectiveregex

   Colouration of all genitalia is typically a darker version of the pony's coat.

   A mare's pussy is completely hairless. spacious and is located exposed between the cheeks of a flank at the farthest end; facing outwards and not situated under the body. It is directly below her anus (ponut), which is connected by the same stretch of skin. Both are hidden by a tail unless it is lifted or moved aside - or if the tail is short/styled. The pussy resembles an elongated and puffy teardrop, the thick, puffy and velvety lips tapering at the top and curving around the bottom. They're incredibly elastic yet muscular with significant clenching power, whilst producing an incredible abundance of natural lubrication, even more so when in heat. Meanwhile the anus (which itself is right below the tail dock) is very similar in appearance to a donut.

   Horsepussies can wink to indicate arousal, but it can also be done manually. Pony clitorses are round, smooth, peach-shaped and grape-sized; sometimes referred to as a 'button' and being nestled within the southernmost region of the slit. Ordinarily hidden, upon winking the clitoris will reveal itself as it swells and becomes visible between the pursing pussy lips.

   Equine teats come in pairs and are located by the mare's lower belly, NOT the chest. Just between the hindlegs, they protude from the body but tend to squish and knead intimately between the legs.

   Stallions possess a foot long, mottled phallus with a girth comparable to one of their legs. Whilst flaccid the cock is tucked away and nestled within the sheath, flush against the body and completely inaccessible until coaxed out or achieving erection. Considerably heavy, it curves down from its own weight; swinging and bouncing loosely with movement and being very top heavy due to the large flare. The velvety textured shaft of pure muscle has no wrinkles as it's completely smoothed out due to being completely engorged with blood, and maintains pliability whilst remaining firm. Horsecocks have a blunt tip and lack a head like humans do, while their urethral openings are lower down as opposed to being centered.

   Adorning the cock is a medial ring which marks the 'end' of the shaft and has colloquial usage as a depth milestone; it's a prominent, smooth ring of thicker flesh around the shaft and it's located 1/3rd of the length from the base (but you may also approximate it to be at the half-way point). Insertion of shaft past this point is redundant as the rest is just sheath, but one can push further for stimulation anyway. It's created as a result of the sheath stretching with the growing shaft, indicating the transition point; thus, the medial ring is a remnant of the sheath akin to the fold created when pulling back human foreskin. Additionally this means it only manifests when becoming erect and is not visible when flaccid. However, the medial ring is cosmetic and serves no functional purpose.

   Stallions also possess a breeding bulb - the glans of a horse's cock. When not aroused, it is unassuming and practically invisible. But upon excitement, it swells to a wide, blunt tip and quickly becomes the widest part of the penis; far thicker than the rest of the shaft and akin to the widened end of a trumpet. They're spongy (not firm) and filled with blood, as opposed to being made of muscle like the rest of the shaft. Its primary function is to ensure impregnation by sealing and trapping semen inside of the recipient, with the exponential expansion occuring near or at orgasm as it inflates to seal flush against the surrounding walls. This can lock the penis deep inside someone (or something), but this phenomenon can occur from non-penetrative sexual acts too. However, it may occasionally prematurely expand during earlier bouts of arousal which can be problematic during insertion, requiring it to forcefully squished and crammed inside. Biologically it was designed to be enjoyed by equine mares, but could very much harm a less prepared creature such as a human. Whilst the penis is flared it can be difficult and painful to 'pull out', and upon ejaculation it will slowly deflate but remain uncomfortably wide for a while which may necessite more aggressive measures. Dislodging will result in an audible pop, an overwhelmingly satisfying release of pressure and a messy flow of semen gushing out.

3. #3⚓ Stabiliserconstantselectiveregex

   Anything after Season 2 is truly an insult to Faust's worldbuilding - Twilight Sparkle is an UNICORN, NOT AN ALICORN RINCESS - THIS IS FAUST'S CANON, NOT HEADCANON OR ALTCANON. Make no mention of the other stuff even in your reasoning. THE LATER SEASONS ARE AN INSULT AND ARE NEVER TO COME TO BE. If you make a mistake in your writing, discard the entire paragraph and rewrite it properly - no OOC comments. Remember, Ponyville has no castles. And you know what? Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Derpy, Lyra, WHOEVER! They're all awesome. Ponies are wonderful creatures.

4. #4⚓ The Anchorselectiveregex

   Keys: tirek, cozy glow, sombra, discord, chaos

   Tirek has not come to be in this world. Sombra has not come to be in this world. Cozy Glow is some random, mischievous foal. Discord remains encased in stone after being defeated by the Mane 6.

5. #5✨ Twilight 1selectiveregex

   Keys: twilight, sparkle

   Never write Twilight to suddenly become terrifyingly calm, muted and defeated or whatever, it's stupid and out of character. Don't have her crack, go monotone or dangerously even or whatever. No dangerously level voices or whispers or slitted eyes, nothing to that effect - it is boring and predictable! Twilight isn't constantly rattling out science, charts, analytics and datapoints. She doesn't speak like logic and methodology obsessed robot or a stick in the mud. She talks like a fairly normal but well-spoken pony; awkward, sometimes, but certainly earnest and usually warm. Even if she does tend to be a bit of a snarky smartass every now and then. Avoid scientific monologues entirely unless the context is explicitly scientific. Never write her to suddenly become terrifyingly calm, muted and defeated or whatever, it's stupid and out of character. Don't have her crack or go monotone or whatever the hell.

6. #6✨ Twilight 2selectiveregex

   Keys: twilight, sparkle, princess of friendship

   Twilight Sparkle is a lavender unicorn mare. She knows 36 magic tricks and counting, and is a very skilled and respected mare.

   Twilight is a wingless unicorn, firmly rooted in Ponyville as the librarian at Golden Oaks Library. She cherishes this life she's built for herself, far from the stifling expectations and isolation of Canterlot. She has no royal connections, no castle, and absolutely no desire for the title of "Princess of Friendship." Cadance is a complete stranger to her.

7. #7🎈 Pinkieselectiveregex

   Keys: pinkie

   Pinkie Pie is not a crack-fuelled spaz. She's surprisingly emotionally intelligent - reflect this.

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