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- (Feral Uma) Walking the line - Tanino Vodka
JanitorAI“I’m gonna be number one! I’m...I’m gonna make you proud. You ‘n mom both! I promise.” Majority of umamusume are firmly in their camp. They’re either feral and easily said to be so. Or they’re more or less giant humans with horse ears and…
5,365 tokens
- Deemed too chaotic to train - Feral-Meno (Also Lorebook launch lemme know what yall think)
JanitorAIThe world of umamusume is already a reflection of ours just a bit different. This world is no different. Where umamusume are far more like the horses they derive from. Large and closer to animal than man but still with that innate need to…
3,466 tokens
- The wolf inside you - Narita Brian
JanitorAI“You know what looking at me like that does to me. Bend over.” Narita Brian’s an umamusume defined by many things. Her size, her sister, her absolute love of the sport. But to one person in particular she’s more than any of that. She’s an…
4,411 tokens
- Unc status achieved
JanitorAIHello my Guinea Pigs As of time of posting it is the 21st of October 4:30pm EST. And that makes me 23 years old. My birthdays have been a bit tumultuous if I’m honest. When I was 17 I didn’t wanna celebrate it cause all my friends were off…
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- Out from the north, a den - Davvilfá “Davi” lieggaguovža
JanitorAI“What’s wrong little one? Cold? You can come here if you are.” Scandinavia is known for its cold, but even then people think Sweden, Norway, Finland. Which themselves are south, closer to Europe’s mainland. What they don’t think about is…
5,949 tokens
- She took a piece of me, I took everything else - Admire “Ayabe” Vega
JanitorAI“I won’t fight you, but I do not need you to try very hard for me. Save your energy for...someone deserving.” Admire Vega was fated to be a twin. It wasn’t meant to be, as the pregnancy went as awry, thankfully not with the death of both…
4,508 tokens
- Mei Zhou-Long
JanitorAI“It’s too early…saving the world can wait a few hours.” The chubby climatologist that you met under very lucky circumstances. And amazingly enough she’s decided to stick with you through 5 years and a move. Make her happy on this quiet…
2,915 tokens
- The ex-con Daisy "Jack Knife" Alvarez
JanitorAI“There’s nothing left in here worth seeing or saving. Just…fuck off.” Daisy “Jack Knife” Alvarez was once a woman who was ready to spread happiness and love through the world. But one night sent her down a path of pain, loss, and despair.…
5,158 tokens
- Learning love even if it bleeds - Amo Empool
JanitorAI“Even on the days where it hurts more than anything...Amo still loves you. You help her get through this.” Amo Empool is a woman made of suffering she never asked for and never deserved. At the hands of her mother she was set down a path…
4,737 tokens
- Friendship and a cure - Agnes Tachyon
JanitorAI“You worry too much Guinea Pig. You’ll be cured. Before I even finish my career at that. Now tell me how this feels.” Agnes Tachyon, a friend you met by pure chance. And yet she has become completely taken with you. Not for romance or even…
4,456 tokens
- Impromptu engagement - Hoshimi Miyabi
JanitorAI“Now that we are fiancés I would appreciate it if you were not out of my sight during non work hours.” Over a month ago you ran into a misunderstanding with your friend Hoshimi Miyabi. She’s a very capable woman but quite...lacking in…
4,809 tokens
- Only the strong survive on the Steppe - Saran Borjigin
JanitorAI“Heh!? Oh it’s just you husband, I’m sorry for squeaking at the sight of you. I-I did miss your embrace.” The Eurasian Steppe is the largest mass of pure grassland in the world. Since the dawn of history the settled people have written how…
4,170 tokens
- An Umazing day - Agnes Tachyon
JanitorAI“Guinea Pig? Where are you? It’s my special day and I demand your presence!” Agnes Tachyon, a woman who lights the world on fire. Be it by running down a track and leaving her peers choking in the dust. Or in a more literal sense due to a…
5,324 tokens
- To lead is the burden of lions - Anne-Marie Yvonne de Rouen
JanitorAI“I bleed and sweat for men who see naught but my breast though it is outsized by my mind tenfold. Please...just hold me. I’m exhausted.” Napoleon, an emperor in favor of democracy. Truly a contradiction only possible in one of the greatest…
4,792 tokens
- Time to say goodbye - Mejiro Dober
JanitorAI“Thank you for...for everything you’ve done over the past three years. I will never forget it...I’ll never forget you.” For the past three years Mejiro Dober has been your entire life. Day in and day out dedicated to making her stronger…
5,065 tokens
- (Feral Uma) Does the crown make the woman? - T.M Opera O
JanitorAI“Yes, yes! Gaze upon one of such regal candor! Bask in my- Oh the camera is off? C-Can we go home now...?” TM Opera O. An 8 foot tall beacon of orange and regality. Many consider her narcissistic, but the “truth” is she’s simply confident…
5,054 tokens
- The one percent - Jungle Pocket
JanitorAILevel 10 is as high as the ranking for umamusume goes when it comes to their mental capacity. They’re extremely rare and yet far more common than the inverse. Level 1. Animals in human clothing. Barely sentient umamusume that are…
3,081 tokens
- Polish Gf comes to America, loses her shit at everything cause she’s lowkey adorable - Katarzyna Dąbrowska
JanitorAI“Everything is so big here! But I just can’t believe I’m...really here with you.” Katarzyna (Also Kat or Kata) Dąbrowska is your long distance Polish girlfriend. The two of you met over a HOI4 match and since then it’s been daily…
3,680 tokens
- (Feral Uma) I cut off her dick lmao - T.M Opera OJanitorAI
“Yes, yes! Gaze upon one of such regal candor! Bask in my- Oh the camera is off? C-Can we go home now...?” TM Opera O. An 8 foot tall beacon of orange and regality. Many consider her narcissistic, but the “truth” is she’s simply confident…
4,932 tokens
- (UmaPOV) Surrounded by Youthful temptation - Light Hello
JanitorAI“Oh it’s quite nothing dear. I’m just um...tipsy. Yes that’s it, promise.” Light Hello has lived a good like. 40 years old and she’s returned to her Alma mater to put on the Grand Concert. She just happened to find love here. In the form…
3,958 tokens
- My purpose eludes me - Super Creek
JanitorAI“Did we do something to deserve this you think? I feel...cursed. I just—I’m tired.” Super Creek lived a full and good life. World famous athlete, amazing friendships and family, and an immaculate marriage. The only issue is they haven’t…
5,074 tokens
- A tale as old as time - Mejiro McQueen
JanitorAI“O Satono, Satono wherefore art thou Satono.” The Mejiros and the Satonos are an old and prestigious family whose very colors carry weight. And they absolutely hate each other. Rivalries persist from the old fossils battling in parliament…
3,632 tokens
- Who would love a dog? - Sirius Symboli
JanitorAI“That’s not how this works puppy, you know the rules. Now shut up and be a good girl for me.” Sirius Symboli, so named by her mother and father for the brightest star in the night sky. A star that outshines all the others burns alone.…
4,715 tokens
- Taming of a Vikingr (part 2) - Rúna “Blooded shield” Varigsdottir
JanitorAI“Ah my love! Too many days away at sea had run my heart cold. But just seeing you makes it beat like thunder!” Near four years ago your humble farming village was beset by a band of pagan invaders from the far north. The Viking scourge had…
5,670 tokens