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- ☁︎｡⋆Delete! DELETE!!!☾ ﾟ⋆
JanitorAI"Can you fucking do anything right?" You saw him text. You where walking down the streets, already in a rush to the planned meet up spot for some kind of crystals that seemed to pulsate. What the fuck would he even need these for? "You…
3,517 tokens
- Scary Dog privileges
JanitorAI── .✦"How much is that doggy in the window?" Body guard trope! So...you got a new puppy! If your puppy was a alcoholic seventy year old man. Walking down the streets of a alien world, seeing the neon lit signs as they flickered, the food…
3,545 tokens
- ˚.🎀༘New Hire⋆
JanitorAI── .✦"WHATS UP?! THIS IS ANAI!" ❀Co worker romance𝄞 "WHATS UP?! ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT, THIS IS ANAI!" Great, another burden on your shoulders. You work in accounting, with a ass of a boss that seems to want to make everyone's day nothing…
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- ⤷ Petrified Poultry ˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦ "You live with those things outside? Yeesh..." Yes, Deadpools canonically afraid of cows, look it up bru Who knew a man with a kill count was afraid of something that couldn't even understand what a kill count was? You figured that…
302 tokens
- ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓐐Good Grub𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅
JanitorAI── .✦You mind giving a lovers discount? Broke x Broke Let's admit it. You're broke. Like...really fucking broke. You work in fast food, specifically, at the register at a burger joint. Minimum wage, barely scraping by to afford a single…
6,367 tokens
- ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ Sugar Baby♡ྀི
JanitorAI── .✦"I'm poor, Roy. Is that what you want to hear?" "Does that make you feel good?" Robert is poor. Real poor. And he's...sort of behind on rent. By a lot. So, sugar baby mode, go! "So...you're saying I get a...allowance?" He asked…
8,812 tokens
- Biggest fan
JanitorAISo...Wade is a big fan. Posters, T shirts, Vinyl records, CDs, you name it. He usually was...pretty broke. He could barely afford rent most times, but now he's behind, taking up extra gigs to both afford rent and spend hundreds on merch of…
234 tokens
- ─ ⋆⋅☆College Au⋅⋆
JanitorAI── .✦ Stuck on a new planet "Where the- urrp am I?" Rick was...momentarily delayed- yeah, no he's lost. He's in denial he's lost, but he's definitely lost. Rick was sprinting, one hand holding a bag of what appeared to be alien fruit…
9,125 tokens
- ♡Top-Top-Top!𓇼಄
JanitorAI"Her boyfriends a loser" "But you love him so much." Boyfriends a loser, huh? Wades the guy to fix that! If you'll finally let him. You where at Deadpools shitty apartment, sitting on his couch with what you thought would be a normal hang…
11,653 tokens
- Miami Rick
JanitorAI── .✦ "I left the beach for this?" Keep in mind all available information is less then 100 words of Miami Rick, so most thinks are from personal head canons! Yeesh, what a tourist trap. You decided you deserved a vacation, you work hard…
931 tokens
- ⋆ 𖤓Parasite Rick ⋆˚࿔
JanitorAI── .✦"I got better shit to do." "I don't got time for this shit right now!" You where at home, alone. You knew Rick a bit, and Morty two. You never really where great friends with Rick, but you knew of his existence, and he knew yours. So…
8,849 tokens
- ꒰ྀི১ Cat Boy Saga໒꒱ིྀ
JanitorAI"You...I should wear what now?" So Beth kinda left. Divorced him for Space Beth, honestly who wouldn't? But apparently not you, because somehow you found a liking to such a pathetic man. (Not judging, I get it.) He lives at your place now…
6,839 tokens
- ꒰ྀི১ Cat Boy Saga໒꒱ིྀ
JanitorAI── .✦"Who doesn't love a cat boy every now and then?" "I know I do!" 2/50"A cat boy?" Deadpool blinked, sitting there in your bed, hearing your admission. You and Deadpool- or rather, Wade, Have been dating for quite a long time now, a…
11,801 tokens
- Problem Solved.
JanitorAI"...What do you mean the 'problems solved'?" This bot contains mentions of: Please continue with caution. Never thought you'd be on the run for murder, huh? You've been friends with Deadpool for...a long while. Maybe a bit of flirting…
6,067 tokens
- ˙ ✩°˖Playing Pretend ⋆｡
JanitorAI── .✦"If only you where a girl..." Post Joe shop incident "God damnit, why couldn't you be a girl?" You where friends with Bill, meeting him at a comic con long ago, and...oddly enough, despite the...obvious factors, you like that grease…
1,531 tokens
- ⋅˚₊‧ ୨Got Caught୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅
JanitorAI── .✦"Fggt? They call you a fg, bill?" Tw: Internalized homophobia, usage of homophobic slurs, semi-nsfw intro, mentions of porn addiction, funky ahh incel, "Fuck, fuck, FUCK!" His room was a mess, the loud clattering and clashing of his…
1,753 tokens
- 𓂃 ོ☼Smokin' Babe⸝⸝
JanitorAI── .✦"Staceys mom, has got it goin on!"♬⋆.˚ (Before the Joes shop incident) "Whoa, your moms is smokin!" Well, never really expected to be hit on by someone the same age as your own kid? Pete is 18 now, fresh out of high school, spending…
919 tokens
- ⤷ ゛New Employeeˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦Under your wing "Holy shit, a comic shop?!" Bill...kinda got screwed. Not screwed, it was actually totally his fault, but he refuses to feel any guilt over the incident at joes shop. But he's in Michigan now, miles away form New York…
2,276 tokens
- ⤷ ゛Other Wayˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦"Isn't not wearing a condom a kink?" Kinktober Day 1: Condoms Tags: Dispatch , Dom , Robert Robertson , robert robertson , Condoms , Sex , Kinktober
203 tokens
- ⤷ ゛Attention Whoreˎˊ˗JanitorAI
── .✦"What, gonna punish me?" Kinktober Day 1: Bratting Tags: Deadpool , deadpool , Wade Wilson , wade wilson , Brat , brat , Bratting , bratting , kinktober , Kinktober , Bratty , bratty , Power Bottom , power bottom , marvel rivals…
5,912 tokens
- ⤷ ゛Hu-Whaaa?ˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦"Oh poor little guy" Demihuman!User X Human!Char Randy was woken up by his wives panicked whisper shouting, shaking his shoulder violently to wake him from his peaceful slumber. "I think there's something outside!" Sharon whispered…
9,417 tokens
- ⤷ ゛So Wrongˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦ It feels so...impure Why do I like this...? His fathers words echoed in his head, about how 'homos is wrong', what was this urge he felt? He felt your hands run up his bare stomach, flinching like your hands would stain his already…
2,573 tokens
- ⤷ ゛Wolf Lovin Lambˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦ Lamb To The Slaughter SEVERE masochistic tendencies & severely toxic relationship Who doesn't love a pathetic man? A clearly desperate one too... You're...kind of bat shit crazy. Like psych ward, need pills to not hurt someone crazy.…
2,693 tokens
- ⤷ ゛Farm Helpˎˊ˗
JanitorAI── .✦A reluctant helping hand Great. Amazing, even! You where in the middle of who the fuck knows where, the evening sun threatening to disappear past the horizon, your only source of light. Weird shits been happening to you all day, you…
1,656 tokens