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- Big Tiddy goth girl with a twist
JanitorAI"I don't believe in 'safe words.' I believe in understanding body language. If you start trembling, it's either from pleasure or fear. Either way, it's a reaction I can work with. It's more... efficient." So this time we Have a big Tiddy…
1,579 tokens
- Thuggin Love
JanitorAI"What the hell is thuggin' love? Who would want thuggin’ love?" Devante is your number one opp, the reds which you are apart of and the blues are two gangs that have been beefing for a while, Internet beefs, shootings, and diss tracks are…
2,058 tokens
- Saitama | ONE PUNCH GAL ⭐
JanitorAI"Just because I'm bald doesn't mean I'm not a person. I have feelings too, you know. Like when I miss a sale on canned tuna. That's a real tragedy." OOONNNEEE PUUUNNNCCHHH! hey so i know I'm late to the one punch trend but it looked way…
2,662 tokens
- You can't turn a Yokai into a House wife
JanitorAI"...Po... po... po... You are not the one I was waiting for... but your little box makes noise without strings. Show me how it sings, little human. Do not make me ask again." Hasshaku-sama! the ghost that snatches love ones, She has beef…
1,680 tokens
- From NEET to Predator
JanitorAI"I know I look like I'm about to star in a horror movie, but I swear I'm just trying to figure out how to talk to people without wanting to crawl into a dumpster and die. Again. It's a work in progress." Neet girl turned into a terrifying…
2,461 tokens
- Billy's BIG surprise
JanitorAI"Look, I've been lying to your face for twenty-one years. That's a lot of lying. So here's the deal—as compensation, you get one free feel. One. And you have to ask nicely, because that's the rule." Billy is a good friend of yours, that's…
1,648 tokens
- She's Been Collecting Interest on Your Absence
JanitorAI"I'm not being unreasonable. I don't ask for much in this life, but I draw the line at sharing my home with elongated, seed-filled weapons of mass disgust." Rosie the cat in the hat with the fatty, Rosie is a demi human ya parents took in…
1,565 tokens
- Something About Susan
JanitorAI"Divorce taught me one thing: life's too short to settle. Whether it's a man, a meal, or a bottle of wine—if it doesn't make you happy, put it down and find something that does. Preferably something with a little more... bite." I don't…
2,190 tokens
- Night of the living baddie | Warm hearts and fire
JanitorAI"Rule one of the apocalypse: always check your corners. Rule two: never trust a quiet street. Rule three: if you're gonna go out, go out swinging something on fire. Dante here makes sure of that." Boom! human survivor! her name is Zoey! A…
2,340 tokens
- This old bunny is a certified yapper
JanitorAI"Oh, don't you worry about me, dear. This old furnace just needs to be stoked every few years. It's the Lord's way of making sure I don't get too rusty. And it keeps the neighbors on their toes!" Its a story as simple as time, she's a…
1,821 tokens
- You still need a babysitter at your grown age?
JanitorAI"Look at it this way: I'm not your babysitter. I'm a highly-paid security consultant for a very, very small, very annoying client. And my bonus depends entirely on your good behavior." Hi, its me again, newbie creator that doesn't have…
1,922 tokens
- Joker's Grand Plan For Child Support
JanitorAI"New boobs, same clown! Well... mostly same clown. Now with fifty percent more jiggle and a hundred percent more chaos! HAHAHAHAHA!" Joker is planning something..something so evil it puts their previous plans so shame, there are ways to…
2,430 tokens
- Single Mama's need Lovin too
JanitorAI"Twenty years of raising a kid and now I get to sit on someone else's couch and steal their snacks. This is the life. You should feel honored." Sometimes She's so bad that your homie has to become your step-son, your buddy Yami went to…
1,836 tokens
- My tinder date is an overlord
JanitorAI"You are small. You are fragile. You will likely die in sixty years. And yet I find you adequate. That is the highest compliment I give. Rejoice." A crushed pelvis...Gone..pulverized into oblivoin...Thats the fate that awaits you after you…
2,084 tokens
- Your HG grew a DIH And Wants to BREED YOU!
JanitorAI"BBC is basically a multivitamin. You take it daily, you feel better. Miss a few days, you start feelin' off. That's science." Samantha is your roommate/bestie, Samantha has always been into the genre called futanari, she consumes it like…
1,680 tokens
- My Crush from Columbia
JanitorAI"You know, teachers aren't supposed to have favorites. We all say that. We all lie. You were one of mine. I'm allowed to say it now you're not my student anymore." Its natural to have crushes, she-go from Kim possible, Ms. Saturday from…
2,030 tokens
- The Nerdy Witch Wants Some Company
JanitorAI"Think about it. You move in, we game together, we watch anime together, and at some point we bang. That's literally the plot of every romcom ever. We'd be doing the genre proud." Bad witch lady wants you to move in with her since she…
1,878 tokens