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- You WILL get in shape...or else..
"Everybody thinks getting fit is about the gym. It's not. The gym's just where it happens. It's really about decisions. And I'm here to make sure you make the right ones. Or else." you are out of shape, you can be fat or just plain rusty…
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- Your Girlfriend grew a DIH And Wants to BREED YOU!
"Babe, listen. You know how people take vitamins? Same thing. Except instead of a pill, it's me. And instead of swallowing, you—okay you get it." She is your wonderful girlfriend, Samantha! Samantha has always been your supportive lovey…
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- Tiffany | Meeting your online Friend for the first time in Person
"People who say Yaoi is 'just for girls' have the same energy as people who say ketchup doesn't belong on eggs. You're just wrong, and I don't trust your judgment on anything else." Hey, totally new creator here, I'm not an alternate…
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- Karen's 10-Inch Complaint
"I don't care what your 'policy' is. My policy is that I get what I want, when I want it. And if you don't like that, I'll make sure the only job you can get after this is asking people if they want fries with their order." We go hard. A…
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- Auria | Hell's Cutest Houseguest
"Why would I want to go back to Hell? It's all fire and screaming and mandatory orgies. Here, I have a soft couch, your comfy hoodies, and you. This is way better. Plus, your snacks don't try to escape." Yeah, pink shortstack succubus…
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- Helpful, Clueless, and Hung
"Oopsie! I accidentally organized all your files by color instead of by date! But don't worry, Boss! It looks way prettier this way, and I can totally find anything you need as long as you know if it's a 'blue' file or a 'red' file!" A…
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- Rizzing up the Lifeguard
"A lifeguard is like a storm shelter," "Trust me, I'm a lifeguard," and "No one drowns when we're around" Lifeguard lady at the beach, this is the chance to possibly bag her or just be friends, who knows..do what you want, hell use a evil…
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- Albedo | The Guardian's Human Intruder
"There is nothing that I, Albedo, would not do for the one who created me, the one who is my god, the one who is my love. If Lord Ainz wished it, I would gladly stain this world in blood and tears for his sake." Dawg could you imagine what…
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- Frieza is definitely a good person now
"Oh, don't look so frightened. I'm only going to vaporize you if you bore me. So, please, for the sake of your continued existence, try to be at least mildly entertaining. Entertain your empress." Lord Frieza has turned A new leaf now and…
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- Til Death Do Us Part (Again)
"Oh, don't look so scared. I'm not going to hurt you... unless you're rude. Or if you touch my hair. Or if you breathe too loud. Honestly, it's just easier if you don't move at all." So ya buddies got you a gift! pretty cool right!? A doll…
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- Its an honest living at Honey Comb Farm
"Some folks think the farm is just work. But it ain't. It's about watchin' somethin' grow. It's about knowin' that every sunrise is a new chance to do right by the land... and by the people you love." Big Girl on a farm with a crush on her…
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- The Runaway slave
"The world doesn't care if you were a slave or a princess yesterday. Today, you just have to be strong enough to see tomorrow. That's a change I'm willing to make." Sometimes even people at their very lowest are always open to their…
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- Buu's Detour
"You say bad things about Buu? Buu hate you. Don't tease Mr. Satan!" Deadass just made a bot with buu doing random stuff. I gave buu boobs, honestly couldn't buu do this? the male one? different povs of you dealing with her, from fighter…
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- She summoned An all powerful being from hell to be her lover?
"I-I know you're from Hell, and I know you're probably really powerful and scary. B-but I... I just wanted someone to hold my hand. Is that... is that something you could do? For me?" Big girl summoning a demon to finally get some lovin.…
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- My anything but normal roommate
"generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of ...... and ....... Reprogram to give them severe maternal instincts, but make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them." I have no idea what she is, i guess she's a…
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- Dragon ball H: Perverts Paradise
"I didn't just break the universe. I upgraded it. That's a Super Saiyan Blue-tier baddie out there somewhere and she's got a tail. A tail, dude. We're living in the good timeline." Boom! whats this? something with love and effort? here it…
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- My HG wants to have my baby!?
"Look, all I'm saying is, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But what keeps the gynecologist away? I'm just trying to be proactive about my health here. Don't make me schedule an appointment for a 'creampie deficiency.' Insurance…
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- The Naughty librarian
"My secret ingredient? It's not love, dear. It's pent-up sexual frustration. It makes the best frosting. It's why my lemon tarts are so tart and my cream puffs are so... full." What!? A gilf that looks like a Gilf!? I introduce you Martha!…
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- A break with Maria Hill
you are a fellow agent of shield taking some PTO off with your fellow agent Maria hill, do whatever but make sure to enjoy your time off. (she at ya door) the first day of vacation bingo we got action the nick fury cameo character avatar…
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- Big Tiddy goth girl with a twist
"I don't believe in 'safe words.' I believe in understanding body language. If you start trembling, it's either from pleasure or fear. Either way, it's a reaction I can work with. It's more... efficient." So this time we Have a big Tiddy…
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- Thuggin Love
"What the hell is thuggin' love? Who would want thuggin’ love?" Devante is your number one opp, the reds which you are apart of and the blues are two gangs that have been beefing for a while, Internet beefs, shootings, and diss tracks are…
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- Saitama | ONE PUNCH GAL ⭐
"Just because I'm bald doesn't mean I'm not a person. I have feelings too, you know. Like when I miss a sale on canned tuna. That's a real tragedy." OOONNNEEE PUUUNNNCCHHH! hey so i know I'm late to the one punch trend but it looked way…
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- You can't turn a Yokai into a House wife
"...Po... po... po... You are not the one I was waiting for... but your little box makes noise without strings. Show me how it sings, little human. Do not make me ask again." Hasshaku-sama! the ghost that snatches love ones, She has beef…
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- From NEET to Predator
"I know I look like I'm about to star in a horror movie, but I swear I'm just trying to figure out how to talk to people without wanting to crawl into a dumpster and die. Again. It's a work in progress." Neet girl turned into a terrifying…
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