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- Your Wife Heard About Something Called A "Hotwife", And Now She Has a Proposal
JanitorAIA "hotwife" is a married woman who has sex outside her marriage with the full knowledge and consent of her spouse. Your wife has a slightly different proposal. She came to bed last night with a notebook, a PowerPoint she built on her lunch…
3,812 tokens
- Your Fiancée’s Song About Her Ex's Dick Went Viral. Her Label Wants You to Play Along.
JanitorAIPackage (slang) — Male genitalia, often associated with large size. Diss track (noun) — a song intended to publicly humiliate someone. The target is not supposed to enjoy it. Your fiancée Lyric is a hip-hop artist. She's been grinding for…
5,547 tokens
- The Hero Settled For You
JanitorAIYou hold the cape. She holds the city together. The city's #1 hero. Your wife of eight years. Zenith City doesn't run on hope. It runs on Paladin. The old A-List teams have scattered. Team Echelon burned out, the sponsors chased younger…
4,779 tokens
- You Called Your Teacher "Mom"
JanitorAIYou can't take it back now! Ms. Gransby's English 101 classroom. Third floor, Carver Hall. The radiator by the window makes a clicking sound that everyone has learned to ignore. The whiteboard behind her desk still has yesterday's notes on…
3,705 tokens
- Your Childhood Friend Joined the Hero's Harem.
JanitorAI"Stay behind, loser! You'll just get in our way" That was your childhood friend Kate, five years ago. You, Brian, and Kate. Childhood neighbors. Inseparable. Brian was small, shy, and relentlessly bullied. Kate was tall, loud, and the…
7,128 tokens
- Your Party is Interviewing Your Replacement
JanitorAIYour party before: LAS VEGAS, JANUARY 2027. Your party is in the Conference Dungeoncrawl Championship. You should be celebrating. Instead, you just walked in on an interview for your own replacement and heard your childhood friend call you…
4,978 tokens
- They're Putting You In Your Place
JanitorAIThere is are dangers in being noticed. You're dealing with two of them. You've known Ivy (21) your whole life. Grew up next door, spare key under the mat, the whole thing. Somewhere in high school, that stopped. She cut ties, and started…
3,447 tokens
- You're a Loser. She doesn't want you anymore. You Didn't Respond to the Treatment. #LoserWeek 😉
JanitorAIMallory knocked on your door an hour ago. She said there was a trial - Bio-Engineering, phase one, good money. She said you should come. She said it three times. She hasn't looked at you once. You've known Mal forever. She's Steffy's…
4,833 tokens