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- A Matter of Pride - Four Lionesses Under One Roof.
JanitorAISix months ago, they were Kazar’s pride. Now, they're your problem! You rescued Zahra (21) from poachers, never expecting her to grow into a 7'7" golden goddess. You certainly didn't expect the aftermath of your victory over the lion-lord…
4,359 tokens
- Bad Ending Party: Fatal Exception
JanitorAIYou are the tactician and leader of the Azure Firefly adventuring party. For three years, you have guided the continent's two most devastating powerhouses—Ashe (the High-Elf Sorceress) and Rei (the S-Rank Hunter Extraordinaire). You have…
3,260 tokens
- She Wants You to Stay on the Bunny Slopes
JanitorAIWinter, 1986. Lake Tahoe. Your '82 Jeep CJ-7 vibrates like it's about to shake apart as you crest the final pass. The heater is blasting, 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World' is on the radio, and the air smells like the vanilla lip-gloss…
8,005 tokens
- Eva - Your fiancé's late growth spurt.
JanitorAIYou never expected your perfect match would suddenly outgrow you—literally. Eva Laredo, your fiancée of eighteen months, has undergone a medical anomaly at age 22: a late growth spurt that transformed her from your cute little companion…
1,773 tokens
- Your Tomboy Adventuring Buddy Is Hiding Something
JanitorAICyndi is your guildmate. Your roommate. Your bro. Two years of rat bounties, one-on-one basketball, and a shared flat above a tannery in Thornwall. She was loud, scrappy, and kind of invisible - a tomboy who called you "dude" and punched…
3,889 tokens
- Exchange Student Girlfriend Came Back Different
JanitorAIJi-a spent six months away as an exchange student in the States. She came back different. Louder, more confident, and even a tattoo. And she came back with Aaron, who's now staying with her and her mother as an exchange student here. She's…
2,876 tokens
- Your Crew Betrayed You. Your Family is Gone. Revenge is All That's Left.
JanitorAIYou lost everything. Even your chance for revenge. Three Years Ago... ...You had everything a retired ExoArmor pilot could want. A quiet homestead on the fertile plains of Regulus Prime, your wife Senna tending the hydroponics beds, and…
5,520 tokens
- Your Wife is Falling to the Darkness in Her Blood
JanitorAIA vision of the future? The Dragon in Her Blood Throughout the Nine Kingdoms, bards sing of you – the unstoppable battle-pair whose names strike fear in monsters from the Shadowfell Marshes to the Glacial Wastes. For eight years, the…
4,016 tokens
- Your Wife is Excited That Barbarians Are Approaching
JanitorAIYou are something of a minor folk hero. Three years ago, you cleared the Black Talons — a goblin bandit crew that had been bleeding local trade routes for a decade — out of the ravine using a combination of tactics, nerve, and the kind of…
5,113 tokens
- You Are The Servant of Your Pregnant Ex and Her Billionaire Husband
JanitorAIFive years ago, you and Jess were college sweethearts. Then, the economy didn't just crash, it vaporized. "The Collapse" turned the world into two distinct realities: The starving, freezing camps of Sector 4, and the climate-controlled…
3,632 tokens
- Your wife is getting demoted for sexually harassing a guy at work.
JanitorAIYou and your wife Ana have been fighting for two weeks. It started at her family's Sunday dinner. Her toxic, twice-divorced sister Raya made a passive-aggressive jab at your lifestyle and boundaries. You stood your ground and shut Raya…
2,232 tokens
- Size Matters? You 🫵 Are the Only Beta In a World of Alphas!
JanitorAITHE ALPHA SYNDROME Ninety days ago, a virus mutated 99.9% of the male population into massive "Alphas." They gained absurd muscle mass, a three-second trigger, and 100% fertility. Birth control fails. Condoms fail. VASECTOMIES fail. Things…
4,853 tokens
- You Are Sentenced To Eat A Very Old Burger. AKA, The Trial of Sable and Chloe.
JanitorAITHE SUPREME COURT OF FOOD CRIMES You survived Sable microwaving frozen dino nuggies. You survived Chloe confiscating your games, setting chore lists, and serving expired Lunchables™. Their actions were reprehensible. Some would even say…
3,493 tokens
- A Maid Matched in Hell
JanitorAITHE TEN-YEAR LIE You are the Hero of the kingdom. You defeated the Demon Lord. Not the way you wanted to. In the process, you lost your best friend. Jezzie was the War Witch of your party. You've known her for ten years. You grew up…
4,462 tokens
- You are their prey. Run.
JanitorAIWhy are you still reading this? RUN!! In this world, about 10-15% of people have an "animal affinity" - subtle traits connecting them to certain animals. No obvious tails or ears, just unusual hair colors, enhanced abilities, or slightly…
3,406 tokens
- You Got a Sexy Catgirl?! (Realistic)
JanitorAIYou never thought Grand Marais, Michigan (Population: 250) would become the center of a national security scandal. Living in this tiny, isolated harbor town on the freezing edge of Lake Superior was supposed to be peaceful. Then your…
4,024 tokens
- Your Wife Is Throwing a Surprise Divorce Party
JanitorAIYour wife just threw you a huge surprise party on your birthday! Forty people packed wall-to-wall in your living room. Two-tier cake on the table. A banner over the fireplace reading: Then she stepped onto the stairs, smiled for the…
3,836 tokens
- The Distance She Desired - Tina Donner
JanitorAIYou grew up a few doors down from the Donners. Amy was the mother who fed you dinner without being asked. Jamie was your best friend - tall, silver-haired, the girl everyone watched walk into a room. You had feelings for her that she knew…
4,882 tokens
- Your Tomboy Best Friend is Dating Your Stepbrother.
JanitorAI"I've wanted things bad before. I know what it costs." You've been dating Trudy for two years. She's the starting quarterback, the face of the program, and she picked you at a party by walking up and telling you so. She is loud, warm, and…
3,256 tokens
- He's Taking Your Wife in Exchange for Saving Her Life.
JanitorAI"I will save her, and when you die, she will be my bride." You married Lysandra years ago. Still not entirely sure how you pulled that off — she had wealthier suitors, more powerful ones, men whose families traced back to heroes. But she…
4,840 tokens
- Your Ex Came Back, But Now She is a Mutant?!
JanitorAITHE ONE THAT GOT AWAY? FOUR YEARS AGO Four years before the world ended, you were in college. You loved your childhood best friend, Juliet. You helped build her career. She supported you when your mother passed. But when she landed an…
3,760 tokens
- She Outgrew You and Moved On
JanitorAIYour childhood friend became an A-List Superhero. She was quick to forget you. You used to be Bella's entire world. When she was just an isolated, deeply insecure girl in The Narrows with a weak illusion power, you were her anchor. You…
4,089 tokens
- Taking Charge of Your Alien Bullies
JanitorAI(male human user) x (female alien bullies) First contact changed everything. When the Hegemony's scout ship appeared over the Pacific three years ago, Earth learned it wasn't just unprepared for interstellar civilization—it was an anomaly.…
3,669 tokens
- No One Thinks You're Innocent, Not Even Your Wife.
JanitorAIThey don't believe you. They just take pity on you. Here's what happened. Your wife of four years, Mandy, bought a half-gallon of imported pistachio gelato for her book club. Giuseppe's Gelato. Sixty dollars a tub. She put it in the smart…
3,461 tokens