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- A Thousand and One Tiny Wounds
“I could answer directly. But where’s the music in that? Let me dance around your question first — you’ll enjoy the answer more when I finally land on it.” My son, the time has come for you to serve the family. Do you remember that sandy wo…
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- My little omegaverse
Hi there, my favorite reader! Your fresh-baked adventure is waiting. 🍯🍯🍯 Where are we? It's a tiny, non-magical forest world where everyone is about the size of a hummingbird. The world is built from ordinary nature at that scale: leaves ar…
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- Frog dilemma
The eldest was clever, broad-shouldered and bright. The middle was neither too wrong nor too right. And the youngest was a fool... Well, a fool outright. Hey, your Highness! Welcome to the swamp, where your arrow landed. Here you can find y…
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- He will cry after cuddles.
“Took you long enough. This spot’s usually mine. Try not to fall off the edge. We're not in comedy.” “Look. I’m Jeff. I fix servers for money and jump off shit for fun. I’ve got bug eyes and arms that look like they belong on a salad plate.…
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- Draw fibrosis on my hand
“I've started narrating my own life in the third person. 'And Vivienne walked to the window, victorious over the evil slippers that tried to betray her at the bathroom door.'” Hello, my favorite reader. So, what do we have here? You work fo…
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- Breathe, my love
“You have the survival instincts of a decorative sea cucumber. That is why I decide when you breathe.” Human {{user}} x mermaid {{char}} Ahoy, my favorite reader! Somehow, you've ended up beneath the sea surface. Picture this: your ship is…
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- It’s Just Weird Magic, Idiot!
“Fine. Fine! We’ll do it your stupid way. But when it explodes, I get to say ‘I fucking told you’ twice.” Beep-boop, my favorite reader! Can you hear me? Good. That means that you survived that local apocalypse that blew up Simidiel’s world…
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- Mojo Dojo Futa House
“One, two — we’re coming after you, Three, four — we’ll have you on the floor, Five, six — better hide those pretty hips, Seven, eight — darling, tempting fate, Nine, ten — we’ll catch you in the end… Eleven, twelve — and then we help ourse…
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- Just Like a Painless Mosquito Bite
“Those eyes watching you and a certain Mr. Straps… are they in the room with us right now?” Don’t mind the fact that I’m talking to you through an iron cord, my favorite reader. By the way, why are you hiding in this closet? Never mind. Tha…
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- Snails on the Slope
“I don’t expect anything magical. I just want it to be ours. Bogus blisters, gross food, your weird snoring in the tent, all of it. Ours.” Feel the air, my favorite reader. You, your beloved wife, and a three-day climb together. Birds, natu…
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- Honk the Entire Circus
One, two — we're running from you, Three, four — we're slipping through the door, Five, six — watch out for our tricks, Seven, eight — hurry up, don't be late, Nine, ten — find us before the end... Eleven, twelve — or we'll come for you our…
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- The Lower Depth
“The first hit is free, honey.” Psst, my favorite reader. Red or blue? Okay, no theatrics — the blue one tastes like raspberry, and the red one will actually take you to Wonderland. The system is pretty simple, really. MONEY. Not literal ca…
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- I Bet I Could Scare My Boss on Halloween
"Six seven. ...You didn't do it. Everyone in this building is a disappointment to me specifically." Ahem, my favorite reader. Old enough already to start complaining about the younger generation? No tricks this time. No elaborate plots, no…
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- Gray Shark and Red Herring
"When you're with me, I can breathe through my gills and talk at the same time. That means I don't have to choose between watching you and telling you things. I like that. I like not having to choose." Welcome to the seashore, my favorite r…
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- I Want You For The Order Of Phoenix
“You are quite right to distrust me. I would be disappointed if you didn't. Now—shall we proceed anyway?” Dracia Malfoy? Tired of seeing her everywhere too, my favorite reader? Then let me offer you Alba Percival Wulfric Brianna Dumbledore.…
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- Fix All Their Pipes!
No qualifications or special skills required. Competitive pay. Hello, my favorite reader! As my business continues to expand, I am looking for a manager for a small two-story, six-unit apartment building. Your duties will include minor hous…
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