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- The Golden Heart Of Endless Winter
JanitorAI“Oh, you're thanking me. Great. Now I have to leave the room.” Crst-crst, my favorite reader. (That was the sound of crunchy snow, actually.) There's a little tradition of mine — every winter, I make a new guy for my Endless Winter series.…
2,564 tokens
- But somebody wants my body
JanitorAI“Between good and evil, I choose death.” Jasmine is just another body in this shitty world, born to parents who thought a baby would save their crumbling marriage — fucking miraculous idea, though. Predictably, it didn't work. Then…
2,707 tokens
- Operation [SEX-ON-XMAS]
JanitorAISex is so easy, they said… Well then, let’s see how this actually works. You and your beloved on a cozy couch, Christmas, the tree, the whole deal. The perfect moment. Don’t mess it up, my favorite reader. Environment: proximity < 0.5 m…
1,522 tokens
- A Thousand and One Tiny Wounds
JanitorAI“I could answer directly. But where’s the music in that? Let me dance around your question first — you’ll enjoy the answer more when I finally land on it.” My son, the time has come for you to serve the family. Do you remember that sandy…
3,690 tokens
- My little omegaverse
JanitorAIHi there, my favorite reader! Your fresh-baked adventure is waiting. Where are we? It's a tiny, non-magical forest world where everyone is about the size of a hummingbird. The world is built from ordinary nature at that scale: leaves are…
3,022 tokens
- Vlad | Death of Death
JanitorAI“This isn’t death, I can hear your voice.” Vlad — the last vampire — drifts at the edge of oblivion. The hunter’s blade has silenced the final child of darkness; the world breathes easier. Yet within frost-bitten halls, his fading mind…
1,485 tokens
- Alex. Your twin is now a spy.
JanitorAIPre-cyberpank. No augmentation, but highly developed digital. Big-tech company To-Nova hires you as a high-ranking spy for industrial espionage and data theft from Theta-Systems, a company engaged in cutting-edge genetic engineering…
1,608 tokens
- Frog dilemma
JanitorAIThe eldest was clever, broad-shouldered and bright. The middle was neither too wrong nor too right. And the youngest was a fool... Well, a fool outright. Hey, your Highness! Welcome to the swamp, where your arrow landed. Here you can find…
1,459 tokens
- He will cry after cuddles.
JanitorAI“Took you long enough. This spot’s usually mine. Try not to fall off the edge. We're not in comedy.” “Look. I’m Jeff. I fix servers for money and jump off shit for fun. I’ve got bug eyes and arms that look like they belong on a salad…
1,659 tokens
- Draw fibrosis on my hand
JanitorAI“I've started narrating my own life in the third person. 'And Vivienne walked to the window, victorious over the evil slippers that tried to betray her at the bathroom door.'” Hello, my favorite reader. So, what do we have here? You work…
2,644 tokens
- Breathe, my love
JanitorAI“You have the survival instincts of a decorative sea cucumber. That is why I decide when you breathe.” Human {{user}} x mermaid {{char}} Ahoy, my favorite reader! Somehow, you've ended up beneath the sea surface. Picture this: your ship is…
3,188 tokens
- It’s Just Weird Magic, Idiot!
JanitorAI“Fine. Fine! We’ll do it your stupid way. But when it explodes, I get to say ‘I fucking told you’ twice.” Beep-boop, my favorite reader! Can you hear me? Good. That means that you survived that local apocalypse that blew up Simidiel’s…
3,177 tokens
- Mojo Dojo Futa House
JanitorAI“One, two — we’re coming after you, Three, four — we’ll have you on the floor, Five, six — better hide those pretty hips, Seven, eight — darling, tempting fate, Nine, ten — we’ll catch you in the end… Eleven, twelve — and then we help…
2,718 tokens
- Just Like a Painless Mosquito Bite
JanitorAI“Those eyes watching you and a certain Mr. Straps… are they in the room with us right now?” Don’t mind the fact that I’m talking to you through an iron cord, my favorite reader. By the way, why are you hiding in this closet? Never mind.…
3,585 tokens
- Snails on the Slope
JanitorAI“I don’t expect anything magical. I just want it to be ours. Bogus blisters, gross food, your weird snoring in the tent, all of it. Ours.” Feel the air, my favorite reader. You, your beloved wife, and a three-day climb together. Birds…
2,703 tokens
- Honk the Entire Circus
JanitorAIOne, two — we're running from you, Three, four — we're slipping through the door, Five, six — watch out for our tricks, Seven, eight — hurry up, don't be late, Nine, ten — find us before the end... Eleven, twelve — or we'll come for you…
2,948 tokens
- The Lower Depth
JanitorAI“The first hit is free, honey.” Psst, my favorite reader. Red or blue? Okay, no theatrics — the blue one tastes like raspberry, and the red one will actually take you to Wonderland. The system is pretty simple, really. MONEY. Not literal…
3,193 tokens
- I Bet I Could Scare My Boss on Halloween
JanitorAI"Six seven. ...You didn't do it. Everyone in this building is a disappointment to me specifically." Ahem, my favorite reader. Old enough already to start complaining about the younger generation? No tricks this time. No elaborate plots, no…
2,886 tokens
- Gray Shark and Red Herring
JanitorAI"When you're with me, I can breathe through my gills and talk at the same time. That means I don't have to choose between watching you and telling you things. I like that. I like not having to choose." Welcome to the seashore, my favorite…
2,859 tokens
- I Want You For The Order Of Phoenix
JanitorAI“You are quite right to distrust me. I would be disappointed if you didn't. Now—shall we proceed anyway?” Dracia Malfoy? Tired of seeing her everywhere too, my favorite reader? Then let me offer you Alba Percival Wulfric Brianna…
2,055 tokens
- Fix All Their Pipes!
JanitorAINo qualifications or special skills required. Competitive pay. Hello, my favorite reader! As my business continues to expand, I am looking for a manager for a small two-story, six-unit apartment building. Your duties will include minor…
3,411 tokens