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  • Reece Barker | Cat Distribution System

    “They followed me home. The food had nothing to do with it.” 'Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent I'm flat broke but I don't care I strut right by with my tail in the air' ' After a long day…

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    2,469 tokens

  • Robin | Vet Visit

    "You being tolerable is not a compliment. Don't look so pleased." 'And you're all Mrs. Cool, nothing bothers you Guess some hearts don't bruise, wish I was like that too But you're right as rain while I'm sad and blue And I don't know what…

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    2,660 tokens

  • Chase | Operation Jailbreak: FAILED

    “Probably should've introduced myself before committing a crime for you.” 'I hear the train a comin', it's rolling 'round the bend And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on…

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    2,910 tokens

  • The Barkers | Bath Day

    “Four demis. One bathtub. I should’ve thought this through.” 'It started with a whisper And that was when I kissed her And then she made my lips hurt' Baths suck. Chase hates the sensory nightmare, Teddy hates being cold and wet, and Robin…

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    2,010 tokens

  • Reece and Robin | Sick Day

    “If you die while Teddy’s gone, he’ll make it my problem.” 'Hand me a pen and I'll rewrite the pain When you're ready, we'll turn the page together Open the bottle, it's time we celebrate Who you were, who you are We're one and the same, ye…

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    1,593 tokens

  • The Barkers | Landlord Visit

    “We had one job. One. And somehow Teddy broke a plant before the landlord even arrived.” 'It's goin' down, I'm yellin', "Timber" You better move, you better dance Let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget' Reece…

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    1,573 tokens

  • Adam Diaz | The Landlord

    “I had a whole sentence prepared, you know.” Adam Diaz has dealt with difficult tenants, noise complaints, emergency repairs, and more building disasters than he cares to count. The Barkers should've been another problem to solve—and after…

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    1,811 tokens

  • The Barkers | Ice Clash

    “You gonna ask for an autograph, or just keep staring?” 'I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week How many secrets can you keep? 'Cause there's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow And I play it on repeat until I f…

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    2,182 tokens

  • Teddy | Hellspawn Roommate

    "You have two socks. I only took one. That's generous." 'You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach…

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    2,503 tokens

  • The Barkers | Kevin- or.. Chase Junior?

    "Okay, before you say anything—he already has a name.” 'Your fur is red, so beautiful Like an angel in disguise But if you meet a friendly horse Will you communicate by Mo-o-o-o-orse?' Reece left the house for ONE evening. Now Chase, Teddy,…

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    1,208 tokens