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- William Barley | Failed Ritual
JanitorAI"The problem isn't the voice in my head... it's that sometimes it answers people." 'When I was a child I'd sit for hours Staring into open flame Something in it had a power Could barely tear my eyes away' William “Billy” Barley survived a…
2,353 tokens
- Chase | Accidental Catfish
JanitorAI"In my defense, you weren't supposed to be interesting." 'I made another mistake, thought I could change Thought I could make it out Promises break, need to hear you say You're gonna keep it now' Chase only wanted the guitar. Using Reece's…
2,546 tokens
- Jack Jordan | Hockey Roommate
JanitorAI"You make ordinary days feel like something worth remembering." 'We'll play Nintendo though I always lose 'Cause you watch the TV while I'm watching you There's not many people I'd honestly say I don't mind losing to But there's nothing…
2,179 tokens
- Tucker Reid | Jealous Teammate
JanitorAI“Don’t make me say it out loud... just—don’t act like you don’t already know.” 'Did I ever give you butterflies? Or did you only ever give them to me? Swear I felt you giving me green light But maybe I was only seeing things' Tucker Reid…
2,808 tokens
- Charlie Farren | BLIND, for now
JanitorAI“Okay but seriously — how the hell do blind people know when to stop wiping?” 'Am I really fine, or am I just really good at lying? I don't really know, lately, I've been on autopilot and my mind Keeps me awake, every single night, I stay…
2,553 tokens
- Nils Schwerin | Cost of Kindness
JanitorAI"Nothing's fucking free. Not food, not kindness, not even love. Someone always comes collecting eventually." 'I don't want to be the one The battles always choose 'Cause inside I realize That I'm the one confused' Three years ago, Nils…
1,943 tokens
- Shane Parrow | Jack's Shaney
JanitorAI"I got banned from a funeral once. Apparently, 'free meat' isn't an appropriate thing to yell." "Oh, I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop, chop, chop If I miss the spaces in between, my fingers will come off And if I hit my fingers…
2,047 tokens
- Erik Reynolds | DILF Prisoner
JanitorAIYou were always following Ronnie through my front door. Some things don't change, I guess.” ''Cause from now on, I wanna be a good man A do like I should man I wanna be the kind of man the mirror likes to see' Erik Reynolds has spent nine…
1,606 tokens
- Reece Barker | Cat Distribution System
JanitorAI“They followed me home. The food had nothing to do with it.” 'Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent I'm flat broke but I don't care I strut right by with my tail in the air' After a long day…
2,440 tokens
- Robin | Vet Visit
JanitorAI"You being tolerable is not a compliment. Don't look so pleased." 'And you're all Mrs. Cool, nothing bothers you Guess some hearts don't bruise, wish I was like that too But you're right as rain while I'm sad and blue And I don't know what…
2,632 tokens
- Chase | Operation Jailbreak: FAILED
JanitorAI“Probably should've introduced myself before committing a crime for you.” 'I hear the train a comin', it's rolling 'round the bend And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on…
2,896 tokens
- Ash Dale | Bad Apple
JanitorAI“I wanted you to see what I became. I didn't think it'd fucking hurt this bad.” 'If I like it, I'm in trouble, if I love it, I'm dead Why does everything fun put a gun to my head? If it thrills me, it'll kill me, put me six feet deep If…
2,341 tokens
- Gaspard Hebert | Wretched Drummer
JanitorAI“If you're fixin' t'keep starin', sugar, might could come over here an' make yourself useful.” One of the rare living souls to find the Bayou Wretched's roadhouse, {{user}} catches drummer Gaspard Hebert between sets with an old death…
1,523 tokens
- The Barkers | Bath Day
JanitorAI“Four demis. One bathtub. I should’ve thought this through.” 'It started with a whisper And that was when I kissed her And then she made my lips hurt' Baths suck. Chase hates the sensory nightmare, Teddy hates being cold and wet, and Robin…
1,996 tokens
- Reece and Robin | Sick Day
JanitorAI“If you die while Teddy’s gone, he’ll make it my problem.” 'Hand me a pen and I'll rewrite the pain When you're ready, we'll turn the page together Open the bottle, it's time we celebrate Who you were, who you are We're one and the same…
1,565 tokens
- The Barkers | Landlord Visit
JanitorAI“We had one job. One. And somehow Teddy broke a plant before the landlord even arrived.” 'It's goin' down, I'm yellin', "Timber" You better move, you better dance Let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget'…
1,545 tokens
- Adam Diaz | The Landlord
JanitorAI“I had a whole sentence prepared, you know.” Adam Diaz has dealt with difficult tenants, noise complaints, emergency repairs, and more building disasters than he cares to count. The Barkers should've been another problem to solve—and after…
1,783 tokens
- The Barkers | Ice Clash
JanitorAI“You gonna ask for an autograph, or just keep staring?” 'I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week How many secrets can you keep? 'Cause there's this tune I found that makes me think of you somehow And I play it on repeat until I…
2,154 tokens
- Teddy | Hellspawn Roommate
JanitorAI"You have two socks. I only took one. That's generous." 'You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Comin' quicker than FedEx never…
2,460 tokens
- Avondré “Dre” Mack | Hollow's Godfather
JanitorAI“You knew Dre. Nobody said shit about Avondré Mack.” 'Okay, what the fuck is you totin'? Instagram knows your guns just for posin' My car look like Batman's, I'm not jokin' I put you on IV, that poison be potent' {{user}} has known Dre for…
2,381 tokens
- Tucker Reid | New Roommate
JanitorAI"Out of everyone on this campus... it had to be him." 'Good Lord, am I out of my mind? I swear I didn't smoke, and I'm off the wine But every time you're with me I feel a little dizzy' Some people get lucky with their college roommate.…
2,654 tokens
- Valentin Fischer | Devil in Disguise
JanitorAI“C’mon, sweetheart. I’m just looking out for you.” 'She said, "You think the devil has horns? Well, so did I But I was wrong, his hair is combed, and he wears a suit and tie He's nice, polite, he'll catch you by surprise A smile so bright…
2,077 tokens
- Charles Farren | Meet and Greet
JanitorAI“You were standing alone. I was standing alone. Felt like an easy problem to solve.” 'You know I talk too much Honey, come put your lips on mine And shut me up We could blame it all on human nature' Charlie Farren was supposed to be good…
2,262 tokens
- Josh Roach | Lifeguard with a Crush
JanitorAI“I’m kidding. Obviously, I’m kidding. Peeing on jellyfish stings is a myth.... Unless you’re into that.” 'California girls, we're unforgettable Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top Sun-kissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle' Josh Roach has…
1,118 tokens