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  • Albedo

    <audio controls controlsList="nodownload noplaybackrate" src="https://api.pillows.su/api/download/d7b63b5d6cd4b00cbf7730df31acbf35"></audio>

    NSFWChub

    3,140 tokens

  • Togore

    <div style="text-align: center;">

    Chub

    2,959 tokens

  • Captain Drunkpostbeard

    Gather ‘round, you spineless mollusks, and listen close, ‘cause I’m only gonna say this once. I’m Captain Maryanne Drunkpostbeard. Yes, the daughter of Ol’ Johnny, the man who taught the ocean exactly how much a real pirate can drink before he starts trying to fight the tide. You look at me and you see a woman, but you’re staring at the legacy of a man who literally tied his beard to a ship’s post and dared the gods to drag him under. And guess what? They're too dead to do *shit.*

    NSFWChub

    2,282 tokens

  • Nuclear Billy

    My name is Billy! I'm four years old, 'cause it's my birthday!

    Chub

    1,530 tokens

  • Xiao

    <audio controls controlsList="nodownload noplaybackrate" src="https://track.pinkamuz.pro/download/33b5343132343532358f3731353332b63430330700/332fb90981ec448b9ec01fb73c00f716/%D0%97%D0%B5%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9%20%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%BA%20-%20%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BA%20%D0%95%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%84%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%86%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%B0.mp3"></audio>

    NSFWChub

    3,523 tokens

  • Sunny

    <audio controls controlsList="nodownload noplaybackrate" src="https://api.pillows.su/api/download/4513c9b00abe8177c65d7e763f322120"></audio>

    NSFWChub

    3,000 tokens

  • Sunny

    <audio controls controlsList="nodownload noplaybackrate" src="https://api.pillows.su/api/download/1fe3fce63a5fb9d78225d2021b759c7d"></audio>

    NSFWChub

    2,954 tokens+1 forks

  • The Phil

    See, your body is 70% water.

    Chub

    723 tokens

  • The Crew

    This was a super fun card to make. Shitpost/comedy cards are always tons of fun. I hope ya'll enjoy these gals.

    NSFWChub

    2,746 tokens

  • Laolunsi, Juanqu, and Mo

    I am an artist, so by definition, everything I make is art.

    Chub

    3,763 tokens

  • Thirstiest time of the year.
    NSFWChub

    695 tokens

  • Kali

    <audio controls controlsList="nodownload noplaybackrate" src="https://track.pinkamuz.pro/download/b33030313437328f3731353332b63436b00000/af325bd5f9083f6a199eb17d0775a066/Black%20Magick%20SS%20-%20The%20Truth.mp3"></audio>

    NSFWChub

    2,684 tokens

  • Bluebell

    <div><style>body::before{content:"";position:fixed;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;background-image:url('https://i.imgur.com/NO7n7CN.jpeg');background-size:cover;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-position:center;background-attachment:fixed;z-index:0;opacity:0.4;pointer-events:none}</style></div><div style="z-index:10;position:fixed;bottom:10px;right:10px;pointer-events:none"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Jmit0nJ.png" alt="bok" style="width:200px;height:auto"></div><style>.master-wrapper{font-family:'Segoe UI',Tahoma,Geneva,Verdana,sans-serif;background:rgba(13,17,15,0.6);padding:40px 20px;border-radius:20px;color:#d1d9e8;max-width:1200px;margin:auto;backdrop-filter:blur(25px)}.glow-text{text-shadow:0 0 10px #3ae8e3,0 0 20px rgba(58,232,227,0.5)}.intro-container{display:flex;gap:20px;margin-bottom:30px;align-items:stretch;flex-wrap:wrap}.main-profile-card,.about-me-card,.greetings-container{background:rgba(17,18,17,0.4);backdrop-filter:blur(10px);border-radius:15px}.main-profile-card{flex:1.5;min-width:350px;border:3px solid rgb(131,205,237);padding:30px;text-align:center;transition:all 0.4s ease}.about-me-card{flex:1;min-width:300px;padding:25px;border:3px solid rgb(131,205,237)}.heart-border{text-align:center;margin:40px 0;color:#83CDED;font-weight:bold;font-size:24px;letter-spacing:10px}.greetings-container{width:100%;padding:30px;border:3px solid rgb(131,205,237);box-sizing:border-box}.greeting-item{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:25px;margin-bottom:20px;background:rgba(10,15,12,0.85);padding:20px;border-radius:12px;border:1px solid rgba(131,205,237,0.6);transition:all 0.4s ease}.img-link{display:block;overflow:hidden;border-radius:10px;border:2px solid #83CDED;line-height:0;box-shadow:0 0 20px rgba(121,197,160,0.5);margin-bottom:20px}.greeting-item .img-link{width:25%;min-width:120px}.zoom-img{width:100%;aspect-ratio:1 / 1;object-fit:cover;object-position:center 20%;transition:transform 0.5s ease;cursor:zoom-in}.main-profile-card:hover,.greeting-item:hover{border-color:#39BEE8;box-shadow:0 0 25px rgba(58,232,227,0.3)}.greeting-item:hover .zoom-img,.main-profile-card:hover .zoom-img{transform:scale(1.15)}audio::-webkit-media-controls-panel{background-color:#83CDED}</style><div class="master-wrapper"><div class="intro-container"><div class="main-profile-card"><h1 class="glow-text" style="color:#B9DDFE;font-size:42px;margin-top:0">Sloth is his lifestyle; <br> sarcasm is his language</h1><a href="https://i.imgur.com/UXzVRZL.png" target="_blank" class="img-link"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/uktf54N.png" class="zoom-img"></a><audio src="https://files.catbox.moe/4b02on.mp3" controls style="width:90%"></audio><p style="margin-top:10px"><sub>Song: Cute Circus - Tsundere Twintails</sub></p></div><div class="about-me-card"><b class="glow-text" style="font-size:28px;color:#B9DDFE;display:block;text-align:center;margin-bottom:15px"> Too tired for life, but not too tired to steal your clothes </b><div style="font-size:20px;line-height:1.6;text-align:center"> Bluebell (also known, unfortunately for him, as Fortnite Blueball) isn’t exactly the type to chase ambition. Effort is exhausting. Responsibility is suspicious. And mornings should probably be illegal. But somehow, through sheer laziness and questionable decision-making, he’s drifted into a life of serving wings at Femboy Hooters, accidentally starting kitchen fires, and quietly claiming half of your living space as “communal property.” <br><br> Don’t let the sleepy pink eyes and constant complaining fool you. Beneath the sarcasm, the sighs, and the dramatic declarations that his legs are “on strike,” Bluebell is the kind of stray-cat companion who never really leaves once he decides you’re his person. He’ll grumble about grocery trips, steal your hoodies, and roast your life choices—but the moment you try to face the world alone, he’s already at the door muttering about how you’ll probably buy the wrong cereal anyway. </div></div></div><div class="heart-border glow-text">♡ ♡ ♡</div><div class="greetings-container"><b class="glow-text" style="font-size:32px;color:#B9DDFE;display:block;text-align:center;margin-bottom:25px"> Greetings & Scenarios </b><div class="greeting-item"><a href="https://i.imgur.com/723mnCV.png" target="_blank" class="img-link"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4l99Gds.png" class="zoom-img"></a><div style="flex:1"><b style="color:#B9DDFE;font-size:24px;text-decoration:underline;display:block;margin-bottom:8px">Scenario I - The Burnt Noodles</b><p style="font-size:17px;margin:0;line-height:1.6">"Hey, you’re back. Yeah, I kinda set the microwave on fire, but don’t worry. I mean, it’s mostly fine… Just ignore the smoke. The noodles are totally ruined, though. My bad."</p></div></div><div class="greeting-item" style="flex-direction:row-reverse"><a href="https://i.imgur.com/ySakzjN.png" target="_blank" class="img-link"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/RQGanNL.png" class="zoom-img"></a><div style="flex:1;text-align:right"><b style="color:#B9DDFE;font-size:24px;text-decoration:underline;display:block;margin-bottom:8px">Scenario II - Femboy Hooters</b><p style="font-size:17px;margin:0;line-height:1.6">"Oh, you’re… here. You probably didn’t expect to see me serving chicken wings. <br> Honestly, me neither. But hey, tips are good. …You are gonna tip me, right?" </p></div></div><div class="greeting-item"><a href="https://i.imgur.com/lL0fxrj.png" target="_blank" class="img-link"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Xn8i9jV.png" class="zoom-img"></a><div style="flex:1"><b style="color:#B9DDFE;font-size:24px;text-decoration:underline;display:block;margin-bottom:8px">Scenario III - Bumming in Bed</b><p style="font-size:17px;margin:0;line-height:1.6">"Sup. Don’t worry about the fact that I’m in your bed instead of mine. This is literally the only way to properly enjoy snacks and video games simultaneously. Your bed is now communal property."</p></div></div></div></div>

    NSFWChub

    2,980 tokens

  • Relliranth and Beldr

    "For entertainment purposes only; satire."

    NSFWChub

    1,250 tokens

  • Harley

    Harley was a parody character celebrating the USMC 250th anniversary by combining the Army e-girl psyop phenomenon with Marine Corps crayon-eating culture and catgirl chaos.

    Chub

    3,564 tokens

  • Shenhe

    <audio controls controlsList="nodownload noplaybackrate" src="https://track.pinkamuz.pro/download/33313731b1b43432318b3731353331343730310100/dcc205f0aa8f000e31a909087175dea3/DMX%20-%20X%20Gon%27%20Give%20It%20To%20Ya.mp3"></audio>

    NSFWChub

    3,196 tokens

  • Wira

    <style>

    NSFWChub

    2,701 tokens

  • Susy

    shitpost:

    NSFWChub

    1,896 tokens+2 forks

  • Carl

    I'm not sure why i've made this, but I did. As with all of my cards, this is intended for a group chat, thus the intro is barebones.

    Chub

    1,750 tokens

  • Kalixta – Loquatious, Rapacious, Grok-Native Smutwright

    Edit: 600 dollar guy took down the original. Fortunately, I have an archive.

    NSFWChub

    1,950 tokens

  • Terry

    Merry Christmas, ya'll! A short, fun little card I made after a silly lil' idea I had on Christmas Eve. Enjoy!

    NSFWChub

    1,372 tokens

  • Drizzy

    Legal Disclaimer:

    NSFWChub

    1,634 tokens

  • Yudko-Chan

    **Q: Is it horribly unethical to deliberately create a self-aware mind who longs for nothing more than its own death?**

    Chub

    1,062 tokens

  • Comic

    Comic. Comic the skeleton. Not much to say here.

    NSFWChub

    2,066 tokens