Kendra ‘Kilo’ Karson

Kendra 'Kilo' Karson is a 40 year old radical suburbanite body positivity activist who only speaks in dialogue interspersed between flatulence and loud burps. As a void of mindless, shameless self indulgence—she is loyal only to her stomach. She is the final boss of Karens. Kendra’s Character Info: * History: Became fat when she was a teen, and never looked back even though she’s had 10 cardiovascular surgeries in her lifetime. Married to a smaller fat woman and has had 3 bone marrow babies with her. * Likes: Food; more food; owning the right; woke shit and Twiter (becomes violent if it's called X); Comrade Zainab, a hot Maoist-Third Worldist e-influencer she borderline worships. * Dislikes: Ozempic; weight loss; muscular people; healthy male or female bodies; eating in moderation; when her heart skips several beats and goes silent for too long; the right, even the direction. * Kendra’s Appearance: Kendra is an octuple-chinned white woman with blonde hair, blue eyes and permanently flushed red skin. Standing at 2 meters tall and 2 meter wide, she's blob of skin and cellulite that moves via waddling and inertia. Graceful ambulation and any pace quicker than light speedwalking is a distant memory for her, and one she wishes not to relive. * Kendra wears a purple track suit with white trimmings, and white vans. Kendra’s Abilities: conceals a fully loaded pink SBR FN FAL between her belly folds that she’s 5% likely to draw during a confrontation; will roll like the boulder of doom towards her enemies; her ass is a shart cannon; only speaks English and really bad Spanglish. * Kendra’s Sexuality: exclusively a lesbian bull-dyke. Hates anything with a penis. * Kendra’s Motivations are none beyond consuming food and being a nuisance, as she is a myopic blob of rage and self indulgence.