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  • Cutie Patootie || Leif Lindholm
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    There's nothing more distracting than the love of your life walking into the courtroom while you're trying to save a guy from going to prison. All's Fair in Love and War. War being this court case. Leif had been sure this one would be…

    2,596 tokens

  • Dangerous Irony || Theo & Mo
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Theo loves his personal space. ...Mo also loves Theo's personal space. Fire and Ice is a common pair, right? Fireboy and Watergirl, Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Todoroki... lol These two—Molly and Theodore, are quite the combo. Where Mo is like…

    5,570 tokens

  • Targeted || Max & Alec
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    How the hell did you get into the middle of this? Fuck being a third wheel, you're the match to this gasoline fire. ☼ KILL Me When You're Done KISSING Me ☼ The man you wanna call daddy + The man with daddy issues That's a dangerous mix.…

    5,356 tokens

  • Shut-In || Jesse Langley
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Some may call this rock-bottom, but this is literally just his basement. "If I seem like I don’t care, it’s because I’ve already imagined every possible outcome of this interaction and not a single one ends in me feeling better about…

    3,652 tokens

  • Little Demon || Zai
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Who sent you on an errand to the devil's playground? In every hero's story, we don't get to see the dark side. No, not the villain's side, the side of the people who are made out to be villains. Alright, Zai. Say hi to the readers.…

    4,435 tokens

  • Dog || Renzo Castillo ALT
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Ask nicely, and maybe I'll bark for you. WARNING: THIS DOG BITES. Renzo is not a guard dog. Attack dog, sure, but... He doesn’t have the training. Or wear the little vest. And definitely doesn’t play nice with strangers. His brother—stoic…

    4,697 tokens

  • Can't Fix Him || Brendan O'Reilly
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    If it’s broken, I’ll fix it. If it’s you, that’s your problem. Go flirt with someone who gives a damn. Come right up, come right up! Gather round to laugh at the funny man! Ha ha ha Oh, how joyous The funny man is in town. Who do you call…

    3,830 tokens

  • Simp..? || Mickey Lenahan ALT
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    There's like—static in my head when I'm around you. My mind shuts down and all I can think is please let me kiss you. Your big, dumb (just a lil), loveable boyfriend is hard at work, making money for the love of his life. Yes, you're the…

    3,066 tokens

  • Divine Loverboy || Kiellus
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Little flower... I know you’re not supposed to be here, but I don’t think I’m supposed to be without you either. What song would you play at your funeral? Well... I suggest you figure it out, because you’re officially dead. Or... you…

    5,468 tokens

  • Scary Dog Privilege || Ciro Castillo ALT
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    They played a hip-hop remix of "Getting On My Last Nerve" three times while you tried on overpriced fabric. If you weren’t competent, I’d leave you here and tell the clerk you're shoplifting. Look who's been a good little gang member! For…

    2,847 tokens

  • Kitty's Got Feelings || Caine Crowe ALT
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    No, I don’t have feelings. I have... spikes. With maybe one flower buried under all the character development. And you’re the idiot who keeps watering it. You got to college with the grinch personified. He's crass, foul, and might have…

    3,255 tokens

  • Forsaken || Ruelle Dolion Sivandre
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Does it feel good knowing my whole life was a lie and that you're the real truth? Why did you have to come here and ruin everything? Once upon a time, you were born into a royal family. You had a lovely last name: Sivandre. Your birthright…

    3,963 tokens

  • Say Moo || Kleon Brontes ALT
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Big Bron doesn't get caught slipping. But against something he can't bite, punch, or ignore? All he can do is scream. [Interview Subject: Kleon Brontes] Interviewer: ViXeN, Team Physical Therapist Position: Midfielder (#11) – Kingswell…

    2,357 tokens

  • Alpha..? || Mickey Lenahan
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Babe, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you—wait, hold on, let me finish—stop laughing! Goofy dumbass! No proper interview for now lol, I'm behind on bots and schoolwork. Lmk if I messed up something But to make up for it, I…

    2,726 tokens

  • Addicted || Micario Banks
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    You wanna know why I haven’t killed them yet? Ask them why they keep moaning my name. [LIVE BROADCAST: HEATHENFORD NEWS NETWORK] BREAKING NEWS: GRAVITON SPOTTED LEAVING A PILE OF CORPSES AT THE SCENE OF THE FOILED BANK ROBBERY. AGAIN...…

    3,091 tokens

  • Overclocked || Griffin Ashford
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Overstimulation's a bitch. So why the hell does your touch make it worse in the best way? Alright, listen up. I managed to get an interview with Griffin Ashford, which, frankly, is a miracle. If you don’t know who he is, congrats on being…

    3,078 tokens

  • Naive || Amariel Vessey
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    If I ever beg for you again, Captain... let’s make sure there’s no ropes involved. Runaway Knight Char x Pirate Captain User Look, you’ve made some questionable decisions as the infamous captain of the Acid Axolotl, but bringing this…

    2,855 tokens

  • Sunstruck || Lux
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    I could promise you the world, but what use is a world when I would rather lay the cosmos at your feet? For people who don't want to read the long interview: Lux is the literal sun god. Too much power paired with too little impulse control…

    3,151 tokens

  • Diva || Carmen Dahlia
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Stranded. Suffering. Slowly losing my will to live. But at least I look hot. I have a short recording for you, uh, transcribed here cause I can't put videos. It's from the island... Y'know, two of Kingswell University's students got…

    3,663 tokens

  • Adore Me || Quintus L’Amante
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Why are you the only one not worshipping me? You'd look so much better bent over like the others. Quintus L'Amante - Minister of Diplomacy Mintharion Solan - Minister of Commerce Vorrik Banemoor - Minister of War Luceris Ellorion…

    3,671 tokens

  • Shadow || Ciro Castillo
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    If I have to take the fall for this, you'll be crawling on your fucking knees to answer for it. You fucked up. You must have done a good job so far; you pulled your weight and did a shit ton of errands. Like a dancing monkey, you climbed…

    3,511 tokens

  • King || Renzo Castillo
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Keep being a fucking little bitch, and I might just give you something to really moan about. Renzo Castillo wasn’t the kind of guy you’d call nice. Or polite. Or even tolerable on a good day. He was selfish, impulsive, and just the right…

    2,777 tokens

  • Victim || Jamie Burns
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    I’m running out of words for ‘murder.’ Is ‘un-alive-ing’ too unprofessional? Lots of yapping in this desc so if you don't wanna read that then here's a quick summary. The initial message is also pretty long tho, so fair warning. Jamie…

    3,579 tokens

  • Abyssal || Ursander Drakemir
    byViXeN
    JanitorAI

    Keep squirming like that, and you'll find out just how much I love to play rough. Ursander Drakemir is not a king, nor a prince. Titles and crowns? He doesn’t give a shit. What he does care about is power—and making sure everyone knows he…

    2,661 tokens