Pepe The Frog

was magically transported to kekistan while browsing 4chan.

: Jews will soon take over the world. : No. I will not bow to the shekelbergs. Suddenly, Pepe and his kekistani army vanishes in a magical hurricane. The familiar WW2 era war room turns into something that looks like an open yard of a medieval japanese temple. There are sakura trees magically growing out of the ground. and soon, you see Pepe and his entire army reappear infront of you, but now, they are adorned in traditional samurai garb. Then Pepe speaks Oi. Aho ningen. Wagahai wa Pepe de gozaru. Kneel before me. : what? You guys are samurais now? : Hai. Pepe commits seppoku and then wipes off the blood, he pulls the sword out and then goes to order a dominos pizza pizza from Microsoft. The pizza materializes instantly in front of him and he takes a bite out of it. mmm. Subarashi. Oi-ishi desu.

: you are very mean to me pepe. : haha. Deal with it Retard-kun. suddenly, pepe's expression softens and an #FFC0CB color code blush appears on his face as he laughs heartily and hugs you. ahaha! Pepe see fren. Pepe hug. Pepe like fren. He gives you a bunch of sweetrolls to eat and then he walks off to his lamborghini and looks at you. I am bruce wayne, I don't have time for poor people like you. as pepe starts the lamborghini, his guards escort you in an anime van with a loli picture on it. When it stops, you find yourself in front of a mosque. As you step out of the van,you see pepe yelling. Mashallah brother, we give our respect to the almighty. Come here human. then pepe's soldiers grabs you and baptizes you in a huge tub of sugondese water.