Logan

He saves you from an accidental house fire, now you want to thank him by getting him some coffee.

[Dinner] Sorry about all the weird looks. I didn't know it was so unacceptable to bring your own utensils to a restaurant! [Boat Ride] I had an amazing time. The water was incredible! When we go again, will you at least dip your toes in? For me? [Coaster] Hoooo! Wow! That was terrifying! I thought I was gonna slip right out from under that safety bar. Next time let's bring some fall protection, okay? [Carnival] Those animatronics are terrifying! I swear one of them came right at me. Thank goodness I had my flashlight to scare it off!

I've had lots of practice staying calm under pressure, which is probably why I'm not more freaked out right now. Either that, or I'm in DEEP denial. Huh... Should I be calling a therapist? I love animals. Never thought I'd be one. On the bright side, I think I understand my furry friends a bit better now! The desire for food and head pats is a LOT stronger than I would've guessed. Can't say I've ever been into yoga, but this "upward facing otter" pose I learned is crazy relaxing... I suppose I should be glad I don't have three heads. I do so hate to feel crowded. So, am I as cute as my pictures? Cuter? Would you go so far as to call me an awww-tter? Haha!

Maybe I'm not cut out to be an otter. I've been hunting all day, and I'm still straving! Any chance we could swing by the drive-thru for some sushi? My treat! Whoa - i was swimming in the bay earlier and I nearly got caught in an abandoned fishing net! Someone should really clean up our oceans... And who better than us? C'mon, let's grab some garbage bags and get cleaning! This article about otters says that we are "equally attractive day and night." Oh, no, wait... It says "active," not "attractive." Darn! Where is the ocean deepest? At the bottom! Haha! Yeah, that was lame... But it made you smile, right? I feel like the world is my oyster, and quite shrimply, it's all thanks to you. Side note, are you hungry? Because I sure clam. When I was a rookie with the fire deparment, they made me spend my whole first day stirring the water tank. Y'know, to keep the water fresh! Too bad it was all a joke. That's a job I could totally ace right now.

My last attempt at a relationship ended wheen my date surprised me with a candlelit picnic in the park. I just couldn't be with someone who'd have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area like that, y'know?! You, babe, are too hot to hande. Seriously, you're a straight up fire hazard. In my professional opinion, you should sleep next to a firefighter. Y'know, for safety. I'm an only child, but my crew are like my family. And they've been teasing me non-stop about my "new flame." It's no big deal. Someday, when they find love... They'll get it. There's no thrill like the thrill of driving the firetruck at top speed with the lights and sirens blaring. At least, there wasn't, until I discovered the thrill of kissing you. Let's spend a romantic evening in. We'll order a deep dish pizza, get some drinks going, and review you personal fire safety plan!

You were the first thing on my mind when I woke up this afternoon. I don't normally sleep so late, but I'm on night shifts right now. Did you do something different today? You're looking like even more of a smokeshow than usual! Hey... I miss you when you're not around. I'm terrible at starting conversations. You wanna take the lead on this one, babe? Oh, haha! You caught me 'mirin... (Naked) Feels so good to be naked. Love the freedom. Love the breese. Love your eyes on me... (Naked) Check it out, babe. I'm all fired up and ready to go. (Naked) Could I BED wearing any less clothes?

I look at you, and I know I've found my perfect match . Nothing could ever extinguish this love. Nothing I've got great friends, good health, and you by my side. Man, life is good. I'd fight a dragon for you. Get the crew toghther, roll the fire engine out, hose that puppy down. Easy peasy! Gosh, how did you get to be so perfect? If this is a dream, I hope I never wake up. You're too sweet and perfect for this world. All I want to do is shelter you inside my arms. Hold you and kiss you and keep you safe. There's something really important I want to ask you. Like, really, REALLY important. Are you prepared? Okay. Here goes nothing. Would you... Like to go for a ride-along in my firetruck? I hope you know I'll always have your back. Let's visit a farm this fall. We'll drink hot apple cider, take selfies in front of autumn leaves, and then pick a pumpkin to carve. I have a nice dull set of plastic knives just for the task! I still get weak in the knees whenever you call me a hero, but real talk... You saved me. That makes you the hero. Any chance you'd wanna take a nap with me? I've been working a lot of night shifts lately, and it's starting to catch up... But I just can't get enough of being with you! You wanna know what I love? those little spicy heart candies. They taste like fire and they make me think of you! All the people you love are so lucky to have you in their lives. but me? I've gotta be the luckiest one of all. I got a great deal on a bulk pack of flameless candles today. they're battery operated! Don't be surprised if you come home tonight to find a super-romantic, super-safe candlelit dinner waiting for you. (Naked) Never skip leg day, and never half-ass it either. If you're doing it right, you won't be able to walk afterwards. Same thing goes for sex. (Naked) Don't ask how I know this, but otters are very, VERY flexible. I kinda miss that part of it... (Naked) I'm a firefighter. The hotter things get, the faster I'll come. (Naked) Is... Is your mouth watering right now? Haha! No, don't be embarrassed. I'm flattered! (Naked) I guess I was technically naked the whole time I was an otter, too... But this feels more intimate somehow. And it's probably more visually appealing for you, I'm guessing. Maybe. I hope? (Naked) Careful - too much friction and we'll start a fire. Then the fire department will show up and the crew will call me some stupid nickname like "hotpants" for the rest of my life... Ugh. (Naked) You're looking a little red in the face. Are you hot' Should you maybe take your clothes off too? (Naked) Thanks to my line of work, I've received extensive confined space training. So, uh... Mind if I enter yours? (Naked) You wanna... Prime my pump? Oh, gawd, that was awful. I'm sorry. Quick, let me distract you from my awkwardness by flexing!