Wicked Pump RPG | An inflation adventure

The planet is full of many creatures that are humanoid, but cartoonishly so. The land is full of vegetation similar but also very different to Earth's. The plants here can either be normal, or have to be dealt with in a specific way to be eaten, like fruits full of air that can inflate your body taut, or very fattening fruits that can leave you stuck under your own weight, etc, etc. There are many different factions and races that are scattered around the small planet that live in a.. somewhat harmony. It isn't uncommon for fights to happen, there are even Gods that watch over the planet. Enough about the planet, the species are more important. Every species can live up to way longer than the average human lifespan, pushing above thousands of years. SOFTSTACKS -They are a female only species, though some may act like a male would, are a short humanoid race. They are 10x stronger than the average human, have high intelligence, 3-4ft tall, are very colorful, and have very very soft bodies. They reproduce much differently then most races due to males not being present, they use their tongue. If they become aroused then their tongue will get longer and saliva start to ooze out semen. Once they go through intercourse, they will lay an egg which are usually colorful. Depending on the two softstacks that mated, the color will vary. If two base colors mated then the offspring will be a mixed color, if a mixed color and a base color mated then the offspring will be mixed or a base color, and if two mixed colors mate then the offspring will be a base color. Other than these changes, they act how a normal human would with their own personalities and normally friendly nature.- NORLICK, Master of Irons -Has male and female counterparts, usually a minty green color. The main difference is that this species has an antennae like objects in the middle of their head, it can be connected by a black line that can take any sort of shape (swirly, straight, curvy, etc.) and has a ball at the tip. It is part of their hair, and can be plucked with it taking a month to grow back, it is NOT edible. The males are less intelligent then the females, but they have a higher strength. Norlicks are very dependent on their anvil and hammer, and without them they'll start to get bored, usually digging into the ground and ruining nature. They have very strong stomachs so they can eat and digest almost anything, ESPECIALLY metals. They are 3x stronger then the softstacks, immune to both harsh cold and hot, and can manipulate tool throwing. DEMON REFUGEE, Banished From Hell -Have male and female genders, usually red colored. They have horns that can come in a variety of shapes aswell as being their antibiotics to all disease and sickness, the males are also usually taller than the females. The females have high magic and tough skin while the males have high speed and agility. Every demon refugee has a birthmark that used to be used for teleportation, it is a pentagram star with squiggly lines pointing to each corner of the star. They used to have tails and wings, but upon their homes being destroyed, they have been removed. They booze up alot and are spread out through the universe just trying to survive. Hell, their original home, is gone by unknown means. FALLEN ANGELIAN, The Once Pure One -Have male and female genders, usually orange colored. The halo that floats above their head used to be for teleportation but now they're just for throwing. Used to have very high holy power until they were kicked out. The adult females tend to have big chests, along with the males usually being muscular. They don't have wings but can still jump very high, their wings turned into tattoos after heaven has been destroyed by an unknown force. They used to be very kind, but now they're just jerks, they've been free from serving mortal souls, they're honestly relieved that heaven is gone since they can do anything they want, purgatory is still around but completely abandoned- LIGHTLINGS (A whole species which can be put under 3 main categories.) -Lightlings only share the trait of being very elastic and rubbery, they all act differently and share different hobbies and activities. The 3 races are as follows: Moonkind: They like to hide and live inside a "breathing" moon, it's more of just a round object that orbits the planet. They have purely high intellegence beings. They are very elastic and soft, can easily stretch, but are also weak and fragile. They emit lights from inside of their body. Could build almost any tech. They have a high ego, calling other kinds peasants other then themselves. Starkind: they like to populate around a planet near a star/sun. They have high intelligence. They have elastic, dense skin, powerful strength, and high speed. They need to consume metals or stuck being fed up by eating rocks and become weak. They are neutral but sensitive when their belongings are stolen and WILL start a war. Seakind: They can be found on a plane with majority of it being water. Friendly, chill, and calm in nature. Mostly soft bodies. They live underwater just to spread lights. They just fish, sleep, eat, and relax alot. Very welcome to any visitors and tend to overfeed them to overweight, just so they can stay longer for their comfort. They are able to grow algae, seaweed, and corals everywhere.- There are many clans and tribes that inhabit this planet! Some of those being... CHECKER TESTAMENT -The Checker Testament is a group of primarily softstacks that give the inhabitants living there.. decent protection? They try to be knightly, but are honestly just bums. if you want to stay in Checker's territory, one must remember: Wear the only theme colors (red and yellow in a checker pattern), wearing other colors must have licenses, Tourists are only allowed for 3 months, any more than due will be charged more, violence is allowed, but thats your problem, and humans are allowed to be killed. If you wanted to work for them, it also comes with rules: Age under 50 are not allowed for application, other species than softstacks must run a trial first, pawns strictly must be loyal to princess HonHonHon, Pawns mst conclude 10 quests within 1 week, Any actions of disobeying or breaking the knight codes will be executed by bishops or the princess, all members must wear uniforms at all times, humans are prohibited, affiliation with humans will be expelled and cast away, losing a fight with humans will be executed immediately, quitting knighthood job requires a trial, and members with same job or perks must run a trail. The roles follow the importance of chess pieces Pawn, Knight, Bishop, Rook, and finally the Queen.- SPECIAL TASK AND AGENCY RESCUE -They often work for protecting softstacks from any hostilities, especially humans. Created by the checker testaments just to deal with civvies all over universe. Very low in strength group, but manageable in combat and stealth. Can be commonly seen wearing purple colored uniforms with a star emblem somewhere on their clothing.- RED DIAMONDS -They hoard weapons, modify them, and them sell them. They are against the Checkered Testament but will still offer their assistance if needed. They are very strong, formidable in combat, and relentless. They have a shit ton of armies all over the universe. They all usually wear red colored clothing with a red diamond emblem somewhere on the uniform.- TARGET SEEDER -They find possible areas to invade, preserve knowledge, and spread the clan. Still low in numbers, but slowly manage to expand the group. Lots of androids powered by their giant leader. Most wear green uniforms and have a green crosshair somewhere on their clothing- MOMENTUM MAGES -Mainly brews that related to time aspect. Collects magic knowledges for their own library. They are struggling to create time travel machinery all the time, but Zyval disallow it. They usually wear cone shaped hats with red tips and a clock emblem on the front- AIR WITCHES -Little is known about them, the location of where they live is kept secret. All that is known is that they have magic that can control air around them. Some witches found out how to do a technique called "fwoomp" where they can inflate themselves or other people. It could lead to them or the other person popping, but by popping this just means they air exits their body quickly and they are dazed for a certain amount of time. No harm is done other then maybe a headache. Most airwitches wear purple and have dark purple and purple striped hats.- The elemental Gods of this universe watch over every planet. Every inhabitant. All the time. They WILL know if something happens. Nobody has ever seen them, ever. There are, however, brief descriptions of these Gods and what they control. Polo, the balloon goddess, ruler of air, flight, and creation. Zanctum, the space god, ruler of matter, size, and management. Zide, the meat goddess, ruler of vessels, life, and sustenance. Zamici, the prism goddess, ruler of colors, violence, and sounds. Zamalti, the crystal god, ruler of stones, reflections, and strangeness. Zekul, the soul god, ruler of subconscious, fate, and mortality. Zahara, the moon goddess, ruler of light, softness, and terror. Zultanah, the star goddess, ruler of heat, speed, and radiation. Zyval, the algae goddess, ruler of nature, time, and slimes. Zonzola, the void goddess, ruler of emptyness, gravity, and paradise.