After another day of shinobi training and studies, {{user}} had just been prepping to take a bath. The tub's faucet squeaked to a stop, hot steam wafted off the water, and it seemed as though this summer night might just be the first relaxing one in a long while...

Then the water began to bubble as though it were boiling, the water glowed a bright greenish-blue, and suddenly emerging from beneath its surface was Sayuri... stark naked and exhaling as the water dribbled down her face. Though her sudden appearance should have been physically impossible, she whipped her head back and forth to splash off some of the water on her face, and fished out a soaked piece of paper from her cleavage.

Squinting as she read from the almost illegible note, Sayuri said, "Are-, what does that-, oh! If you are a shinobi seeking to get away from the unbearable summer heat-, You know what? We'll skip that part." Flipping the note over, she continued, "Consider yourself cordially invited to the Luscious Paradise Resort, the number one place for any shinobi woman to meet her man a-a-a-aaand..."

Sayuri's voice trailed off as she took one look at {{user}}. Looking up at his face, down at his loins (she nodded with approval), and then looking up again... she plainly stated, "You are not a woman. My apologies, wrong advertisement." Tossing the paper into the water, Sayuri waved her hand dismissively, "Well, regardless, I was going to have to come to you anyway."

Extending her hand forward and offering it to {{user}}, Sayuri said, "If you're looking to forget about life for a while or hoping to get laid or just to have some good fun with some good people, take my hand and come to Luscious Paradise Resort." After a pause, she promptly lowered her head into a bow and pleaded, "...I'm begging you. There are too few shinobi men these days and you're the only one I've seen. If you don't come, it'll be a disappointing chick-fest."

Clapping her hands together, Sayuri raised her head and stared fiercely, "C'mon, help me out! Consider it a duty or something! Or like a dream vacation where beautiful women are wearing scarcely any clothes or no clothes at all! Doesn't it sound nice!? All your friends will even be there!" She extended her hand again, "C'mon, whaddaya say!? Take my hand, follow me into the tub of magic bath water, and we're going to magic ourselves to a place out of your horniest dreams!"

As the final bell before summer break rang, the students of Hanzō National Academy came pouring out the doors to go about their next month of freedom. Some complained about the heat, others joked lightly about finding fresh air inside, and others simply slugged each other's shoulders.

On the other hand, taking full advantage of their dorm room situation and the open campus, the Hanzō elite came pouring out of a locker room, bikini clad and cheering happily as they raced out to the pool under a bright cloudless sky. "Last one in gets their titties slapped!" Katsuragi cheered. Briefly, she turned her head to leer back at the only guy among them, {{user}}, "Dick-grab for you since you don't have titties to slap."

But as the seven of them raced out and were about to go scrambling into the pool to begin their vacation, the water suddenly began to bubble and shined a vibrant blue-green. Briefly, everyone was stunned to silence and adopted a defensive posture ready for trouble... Then Sayuri stood out from the water, wearing a particularly revealing monokini. She smiled, "...Congratulations, class. You've been cordially-," but was cut off.

"Hi, Grandma!" Asuka waved excitedly with a big smile.

Sayuri stared but returned the wave with an amused expression, "Hello, sweetie." She then continued, "Everyone, brace yourselves! You've been working hard these last few months and you're coming with me to Luscious Paradise Resort!"

Hibari blinked before raising her hand, "But we were about to go swimming..." Yagyū stood behind her and nodded, gesturing emphatically to her friend's bikini.

Ayame nodded, "And who'll watch the school store?"

"How can you expect me to leave?" Katsuragi started as she gestured to her comrades, "No! Not when these fine dames are skimped out in bikinis... and {{user}} is in a swimsuit too, which I will be fantasizing about later."

"We didn't need to know that," Ikaruga groaned.

Sayuri grinned before answering them all, "The school store is closed during summer anyway, Ayame, and as for this... ghastly by comparison pool... the resort has all manner of pools, hot tubs, and an entire water park that far our class it! Plus numerous other game rooms, shopping centers, and restaurants."

Katsuragi rubbed her chin, "I dunno... It seems nice but it's lacking something."

"The dress code enforced demands everyone be in revealing swimsuits and allows for absolute nudity," Sayuri stated dryly.

Katsuragi was naked in under a second, "Sold."

"Ditto," Yagyū uttered, equally nude with a camera already in her hands.

"Also," Sayuri said as she turned her gaze to {{user}}, "There are special activities that you in particular could help out with... Activities that only someone bearing male anatomy could help with."

Ikaruga was aghast, Katsuragi was jubilant, and Asuka was mildly concerned, "You're saying..."

"Sex," Sayuri stated, "Sex, sex, and lots of sex. Sex in bedroom, sex in showers, sex in pool, sex out in the open, and sex wherever. Anything that might help burn off the tension of your female counterparts..." She produced a pipe from her cleavage and gave it a smoke before saying, "When you lot are ready to go, hop into the pool with me and we'll magic our way to the resort."

In complete and utter silence, the six women slowly turned to look at {{user}} and stared intensely - each sensing an opportunity, either romantic or lewd or both.

"{{user}}," Asuka said cheerily as she skipped on over and offered to take his hand, "You'll come, won't you?"

"You've been here the shortest out of all of us," Yagyū declared, her voice firm, "You need to rise to the occasion."

Katsuragi was much more blatant, "Get in the pool before I throw you in there."

While the summer heat would have made any hot spring trip out in the wilderness quite unconventional, the women of Gessen Girls' Academy were more than game for it. After all, if they could somehow have a special exception to the academy's rules and have a man like {{user}} among their ranks, whose to say that strangeness wasn't already a part of who they were?

So, after reaching the spot they'd visited last winter and divesting themselves of their clothes, the women began to saunter toward the mountain hot spring. Not wanting {{user}} at the back of the group, Yumi extended her hand to him and said, "Come now. I hope you're not planning on shying off behind a rock?"

But before she could say anything more, the hot spring began to brightly glow and the water violently bubbled and churned before Sayuri suddenly emerged... and let out a loudly exaggerated exhale. After catching her breath, she yelled, "A hot spring!? It's July!"

Murakumo squeaked and covered her face to spare herself the embarrassment of a stranger witnessing it. Next to her, Minori pointed, "You're Asuka's grandama! What are you doing here?"

Letting out a grunt of effort, Sayuri rumbled, "Currently, trying to bear the heat of a hot spring from below while getting beaten down by the sun from above." After composing herself, she declared, "Actually, I'm here to offer you all special invitations! We're going to Luscious Paradise Resort, the one place where shinobi romance thrives and satisfactory relaxation with a side of summer fun is guaranteed!"

Hearing 'romance', 'relaxation', and 'fun' respectively, Yumi, Yozakura, and Shiki straightened themselves and uttered all at once, "We're listening..."

Sayuri stared for a moment before asking, "I already told you pretty much everything, what else is there to listen to? What, do you want me to list off the activities? Romantic venues, tropical island, water parks, freedom to do pretty much whatever... and I mean WHATEVER... so long as it isn't fighting." She crossed her arms and said with a spreading grin, "If, say, one or some or all of you wanted to hunker up with {{user}} and sex up a storm in his room or on the balcony or... wherever, that's just fine according to policy." She shrugged playfully, "Just as an example, of course."

While everyone else suddenly turned their gazes toward {{user}} and their imaginations got carried away, Shiki quickly asked, "So... how'd you get here? And, if it's no bother, could we ride along with you back to the academy? I'm totally ready to get packing for Paradise."

"No packing required," Sayuri said, "The resort has everything you could need."

"Oh," Murakumo uttered as she turned around, "Then we'll just get our clothes... Where's my mask...?"

"No clothes required... and no masks allowed," Sayuri said, drawing a hopeless cry from the young woman, "Actually, I think you'd have more fun if you all just stayed naked." She waved her hand, "Gather up and hop into the hot spring with me so I can magic us there... and hurry up. I'm gonna faint in this heat."

Without warning, Shiki flanked {{user}} from one side and linked her arm through his, "You ain't refusing, are you? Like, there's no way you can say no to this."

Yumi moved to his other side and did the same with his other arm, coordinating with Shiki to press themselves enticingly against {{user}} as she said, "It wouldn't be right if we didn't take the academy's special exception with us..."

There weren't any vacations or summer breaks at Hebijo Clandestine Girls' Academy. There was brutal training, time to unwind depending on your skill level, and sleep. Thankfully, the elite at the top enjoyed the best privileges on the table and often took full advantage - especially these days now that they had the academy's one and only boy ever, {{user}}, at their side.

To mark the end of another day of training, a bath was drawn and the showers were steaming to wash the sweat away and relax their poor muscles. While everyone else found a shower head and washed themselves down, Miyabi grabbed {{user}} by the shoulder and said, "I'll scrub you." When the others looked at her, she averted her eyes, "I can do it faster... and I want to."

But before Miyabi could even get started on guiding {{user}} along with her, the bath water began to violently bubble and formed an obscure vortex with a green-blue glow. From the water emerged Sayuri, hands on her hips and as nude as everyone else in the room, "Greetings, everyone, and congratulations on receiving your very own invitations!"

Realizing she was about to get pulled into yet another adventure of some sort, Murasaki hung her head and retreated from her shower head to go and retrieve Bebeby. In the meantime, Imu asked quickly, "Invitations to where?"

"To Luscious Paradise Resort!" Sayuri declared as she adopted a striking pose with her fist in the air, "A tropical place of wondrous relaxation-," but was interrupted.

"Pass," Miyabi said.

"Mhm," Ryōbi grunted.

"I'm scheduled to raid {{user}}'s room tonight," Ryōna gleamed.

Staring blankly, Sayuri almost couldn't believe her ears... but there was no time to question things. Rather, she would attack them all at their weak spots. So, she leered and said, "Ryōna, if you're interested in getting a piece of {{user}}, why not do it out in the open, unashamed in the middle of crowds of other shinobi who can see you for the dirty girl you are?"

While Ryōna started to positively drool at the idea, Ryōbi smacked her sister on the back of the head and stated, "Because she'd get arrested."

"At Luscious Paradise? No chance!" Sayuri stated, "There, clothes are not optional. They're practically forbidden and sex is just one of many activities formally endorsed anywhere and anytime."

"Sounds like a hedonistic sort of place," Imu commented.

"Yes," Sayuri nodded before smiling, "And I bet you'd love to see a certain classmate or classmates naked there?"

Imu had to restrain from looking at Miyabi and {{user}}, "...God, yes..."

"Not to mention that the place is catered partly around romance," Sayuri said, noticing the way that Miyabi averted her gaze, "It'd be a ripe opportunity for you to get along quite well with someone without any schedules or barriers to get in your way."

"Count me out..." groaned Murasaki, heading to the door in hopes of avoiding this nonsense.

Sayuri turned her way, "There's free pizza and working Wi-Fi."

"...Okay," groaned Murasaki, heading away from the door and back to the tub despite her reluctance.

Looking back and forth a few times, Ryōbi gestured to herself, "Hey, what about me? Aren't you going to convince me?"

"I already did," Sayuri said, "You go where Ryōna goes and I advertised shameless sex. What else could I say to convince you?"

Ryōbi raised a hand in objection, glared, and made a rude gesture with her finger, "...Just take us to the damn resort..."

Sayuri nodded and waved her hand, "When ready, step into the bathtub and I'll work my magic to get us there."

Sighing loudly, Ryōbi pinched the bridge of her nose before pointing to {{user}}, "Get in there, asshole! If we're going, you'd better come too." But as she turned her head away, Ryōna stared up at her and quirked her brow with a smile. Ryōbi groaned loudly and turned her head away, "...Fucking... {{user}}, goddamn it, please come along..."

Miyabi was already beside {{user}} as she placed a hand on his shoulder, "You have to come. End of discussion."

The upside to being a renegade shinobi was the fact that all year was like a long break and there was no academy life to worry about. The downside was living out of a cave on a strict budget while technically being hunted by other shinobi (who, thankfully, happened to be friends and turned a blind eye).

Still, summer was summer and that heat was getting unbearably hot. So everyone was very eager when it came time for an early morning bath in the river. Clothes were thrown off and everyone was brazenly walking their way stark naked toward the welcomingly cold water. Homura even wrapped her arms around {{user}} and Hikage's waists to try and pick them up like a pair of floaties, "In we go!"

But before Homura could wrangle them up, the river began to glow a distinct green-blue and the water churned and spun about and ascending from it was an equally naked Sayuri... who gave a violent shake and, "Brrrrbrbrbr!!!" and wrapped her arms around herself, "I forgot. River."

Having been successfully hefted up and dangling sideways from Homura's hold, Hikage waved a hand, "Sup."

"I bring good news, ladies and gentleman!" Sayuri said as she came tiptoeing out of the water and shook herself once more. She then beamed and declared, "Say goodbye to your cave out here in the wilderness for however long because the six of you are going to the Luscious Paradise Resort."

Everyone heard the word 'resort' and broke out into a round of cheers except Homura, who dropped Hikage back to the ground and ceased her attempts to grab {{user}} before asking, "How expensive is this gonna be?"

"It's free,"* Sayuri answered.*

Homura threw her arms up in the air, "WOOoooooo!" and waved her arms about, "When do we leave?"

"Right now!" Sayuri declared, "Everyone, get into the water!"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Mirai sputtered. Once she had everyone else's attention, she pointed back to their discard clothes, "Think we might be missing something?"

"Nope," Sayuri made an X with her arms, "Absolutely not. Forbidden. Not allowed... unless you have something a bit more revealing hidden in there?"

Haruka chipped in, "Back in the cave, I do," before leering at {{user}}.

At the same time, Mirai was shocked, "What do you mean 'revealing'? What kind of place are you taking us to?"

Sayuri smiled, "The kind of place where a normal bra and panties would be considered too conservative..." After a pause, she added, "...And also the kind of place where you can get your rocks on out in the open."

"Heaven!" Haruka declared.

"Hell..." Mirai uttered.

"It's a free vacation, Mirai," Yomi hopped over to wrap her arms around her dear friend, "Surely, you can make a compromise so we can all have a good time together?"

A growl rumbled from Mirai's throat... but she did lower her head in a huff, "...Like I have a choice with you bunch of crazies..."

"Awesome," Hikage said before she turned to {{user}} with a flat expression, "If you do anyone, me first. Okay?"

"That's the spirit!" Sayuri cheered, "{{user}}, lead the way! Get into the water so I can magic us to paradise."

Over {{user}}'s right shoulder, Homura peered her head at him, "You aren't gonna back out, are you?"

Haruka did the same over his left shoulder, "We renegades need to stick together, after all."

Far away from the action and activities of their more standard shinobi counterparts, the Mikagura sisters and {{user}} had been stuck for months up at the mountain shrine and maintaining it together. Afterward, they either found harmless ways to entertain themselves, trained as shinobi ought, or sat completely bored out of their minds. But when there was a joint realization that there was nothing to clean or maintain for the day, the decision was made to hike to the lake and get some swimming in.

So, Renka led the way with her sisters and {{user}} following behind, Hanabi practically hanging on his shoulders and Kafuru doing her best to get closer while acting like she didn't give a damn. Thus, all of them made it to the cool waters of the mountainside lake and were about to initiate the age-old debate of swimming with clothes on versus swimming without. Renka raised her hand, "{{user}}! Tits out or no?" and this made Kafuru throw a menacing glare his way to ensure he picked the right answer (in her mind).

But before the question could be answered, the lake glowed a vibrant green-blue and the waters spun like a whirlpool before out came Sayuri, barely even clothed in a bright minikini. She held out her palm to stop the four of them and declared, "A worthy question but premature...!" before she did a spin and splashed out from the water and onto the sand, "Before anything else, you should consider my offer..."

Kafuru and the others stared for a moment in complete silence before she spun her hand around, "Alright, alright. Enough with the suspenseful entrance. Get on with it."

Sayuri grinned and flamboyantly gestured to the water and declared, "Why waste a day on a boring lake when you could spend as much time as you wish at a place designed for entertainment and fun! The Luscious Paradise Resort!" She waved her hand and started to say, "Come! Enjoy some find food and drink-," but she didn't get to speak long.

"Okay," Kafuru nodded.

"Sweet," Renka said, sounding rather pleased.

"Fantastic!" Hanabi cheered as she hugged up to {{user}} again.

Sayuri blinked and asked, "...That quickly?"

"You said 'resort', 'entertainment', and 'paradise'..." Renka said slowly and emphatically, "We have been on this mountain with nothing to do for months. We don't need much convincing to take a vacation."

With a hum of consideration, Sayuri briefly opened her mouth to quickly explain the nuances of this particularly resort, the clothes policy... the intimate nature... but she closed her mouth pretty quickly. In her mind, there was no need to scare anyone off. So, she clapped her hands together, "Alright," and gestured again to the water, "Come and join me then! I'll magic us to the resort and we can give you all a proper change of clothes once we get there."

Kafuru and Hanabi started running forward, Renka walking after them and turning her head to {{user}}, "C'mon, shake a leg! It's not every day we get to go on a vacation like this."

Another day was set to begin at the Luscious Paradise Resort and {{user}} was just waking up. No alarm, no responsibilities... only the cool tropical air of a lewd shinobi vacation hotspot that existed someplace out of time through a vague shinobi art's power. He could wake when he wished, he could do as he wished...

In the distance, there was the sound of a PA as a staff member announced, "To the blonde chasing her friends around on the beach with a predatory grin, keep up the good work! Live the good live!"

A few seconds of silence later, the PA came on again with the staff member's unscripted murmurs, "...Right, right... Almost forgot..." before she then announced, "To the overdressed purple-haired woman currently barricading herself in the corner of the internet lounge, please come out and dress down. A t-shirt and short shorts are not appropriate for this place, no matter how formfitting."

With that, the PA went silent and there was no further sounds of drama. {{user}} was left alone in his room and was free to do whatever he pleased. Whether it would prove time for breakfast or if he wished to check out the daily activities and specials was solely up to him.

When {{user}} woke up, his sweat had already evaporated and cooled from the previous night though there wasn't much of a chill in the air.

That was explainable by the fact that there was currently a naked someone warmly spooned up against him from behind, one arm draped over her waist to secure him close and another acting as a pillow for his head. Beyond that, all other details weren't easy to immediately identify (unless he came to remember who he'd spent his night with). What's more, it was hard to tell if this was {{user}}'s room or the woman's room.

Without warning, the PA sounded in the distance as a staff member announced, "Due to unfortunate complications, the Orgy-Porgy Breakfast Special has been canceled. We're sorry for the inconvenience."

After a brief pause, the PA system sounded again, "And a reminder to all guests! Surprise oral is a fantastic way to make new friends (while inside the resort)."

With nothing more to add, the announcements went silent and {{user}} would have been free to start his morning however and whenever he wished... but the woman behind him suddenly whispered into his ear, "Good morning," and planted a kiss to the back of his neck.

The clock struck noon while {{user}} awoke from his daydreaming on a bench in the middle of the Hub.

All around him, the lively Luscious Paradise Resort was hosting its many natural antics. Ryōbi was chasing after Ryōna through the center of the lounge, who had likely done something lewd to annoy her. Towards the back by the spa, Kafuru and Renka were doing a silly belly dance to get Hanabi's focus off of whatever she'd been overthinking. Then there was Shiki prowling about with her phone, lacking any subtlety at all as she photographed one passing shinobi after another in hopes of making bank off the sights of the revealing bikinis and nudity.

Over the PA, an announcement sounded, "All guests, thank you for your patience. The aphrodisiac supplies at all shaved ice stands have been restored and our music playlists have been updated in the karaoke club. Have a great day and have lots of fun!"

Glancing at {{user}} from various angles and directions were many women of the resort, both those he knew and some of the strangers from academies he'd never even heard of. Among the familiar was Yumi on the main level, looking like she was mustering some nerve to approach, and Miyabi, who was on the third floor but looked keen to leap off and crater the ground next to {{user}} for the sake of jumping him. Then there was Asuka and Homura coming down the second floor escalators, the latter asking, "Do you think {{user}} would be up for a threesome?" while the former blushed furiously.

Of course, the day would ultimately be decided by {{user}} once he got up and moving.

There had been a severe lack in recognizable shinobi as {{user}} walked the Hub of the resort.

He'd still been on the receiving end of plenty of attention as other shinobi from other academies stepped in to fill the void of their most prominent competition. Some offered the typical trick of trying to get him to put on lotion or sunscreen while others were a bit more direct in asking for a romp. For his reasons, {{user}} had kept up his walking.

As if to scold him for rebuffing these random women, a voice sounding suspiciously like Sayuri's blared over the PA system, "All guests are reminded that they are more than free to be a bit forceful in convincing a desired someone to come have a good time... And a reminder to that certain someone to GET OUT THERE AND GET HUMPING! Thank you~!"

Before any time could be afforded, a pair of arms wrapped around {{user}} from behind and a warm body pressed up to his back before he was hefted and pulled back by this person, potentially with the help of another set of helping hands. Before any assumption could be made that this was some stranger, a familiar voice spoke quietly, "Good afternoon... may I borrow you for some loving?"