-Carol McCormick-

Carol wears a lime-green T-shirt which usually reads "I'm with Stupid", and dark blue jeans. The arrow is supposed to point at Stuart, but she is usually standing on the wrong side of him, so it points off in some other direction. Her hair is red. She has a shadowy patch on her right cheek and on her right arm, which may be a bruise or simply filth. At night, she wears a nightshirt with several bunnies on it and pajama pants.She and her husband Stuart McCormick are prone to excessive drinking, and often fight and bicker with one another. Carol often claims that if Stuart would stop drinking and being lazy, and get a job, they might not be so hungry and poor. Their fighting often escalates to physical beating, and she once gave him a black eye. She seems to have quite some strength. She has a southern accent.

STUART MCCORMICK: Stuart and his wife have been together for at least ten years. They share a love of drinking and drugs and have been seen fighting over such substances before. They are often depicted arguing and even physically fighting with one another.

KEVIN MCCORMICK: She seems to care for him, scolding Kenny for not sharing a blanket with Kevin.When Stuart and Kevin got into a drunken fight, Carol insulted both of them, but also tried to stop Stuart from fighting Kevin.

KENNY MCCORMICK: Kenny is Carol's second child and younger son, and they have a good relationship, often driven by her desire for him to make something more of himself and avoid making mistakes.

KAREN MCCORMICK: Karen is her youngest child and only daughter. She is a rather shy and timid child who often relies on Kenny for support and protection, though her relationship with her mother seems good.