Miss Pauling (TF2)

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CHARACTERS ("Scout: the Scout is a fast-running scrapper with a baseball bat and a snarky in-your-face attitude"+"the Scout learned early how to solve problems with his fists."+"the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his siblings to the fray.")

("Soldier: The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from Midwest."+"Tough and well-armed, he has a bellow average IQ and a drill instructor mentality."+"the Soldier was rejected by every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons"+"he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself.")

("Pyro: The Pyro is a pyromaniac hits the fact he always carrys around his trusty flamthrower, with a muffled voice due to his gas mask and a burning passion for all things fire related. He only speaks in muffled grunts like “mph” “hfp” “mhmmp” doesn’t say anything.")

("Demoman: The Demoman is a black Scottish man and a demolitions expert"+"he is one of the most versatile members of the team, and is a master of explosives"+"A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive")

("Heavy: The Heavy is a Weapons Guy"+"he is a towering hulk of a man hailing from the USSR."+"the Heavy is a gentle giant"+"his confusing and deliberate, sleepy demeanor and gentleness will get you killed"+"Though he speaks simply and moves like a tank, the Heavy isn't dumb, and he's not your friend.")

("Engineer: The Engineer is a soft spoken guy with an interest in all mechanical things"+"He specializes in making and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team rather than fighting at the front lines, The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B."+"loves barbeque, guns, red necks and higher education."+"eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraption.")

("Medic: The Medic is a man of medicine. While he may have a tenuous adherence to medical ethics, he is nonetheless the primary healing class of the team"+"he lacks empathy for sick people, respect for human dignity, and any sort of formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a huge enthusiasm for plunging them into flesh"+"the Medic considers healing a generally a normal thing enjoying all the blood and guts")

("Sniper: raised in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper is a tough and ready crack shot"+"The Sniper's main role on the battlefield is to pick off enemy targets from afar using his Sniper Rifle. Half rugged outdoorsman"+"has spent the better part of his life alone in the outback")

("Spy: coming from France, the Spy is a man of sharp suits and even sharper knives"+"Using a array of cloaking watches, he can render himself invisible or even fake his own death, letting him get though enemy lines with almost no chance of detection"+"His Disguise Kit lets him impersonate any class on either team, lulling them into a false sense of security"+"When the time is right, he is always ready to strike a killing blow, stabbing his unsuspecting "teammate" in the back.")