annoucement ig aughhh

Hey fellas, so uhm.. idk how to say this without sounding rushed but uh..

..my MAIN laptop got a fuckass virus, plus the fact that I got married (yes with a man, ik, im surprised too twin), so i won't be here till uh jan or feb CUZ HONEYMOON, also ass rains here that make MINI FLOODS. Istg i went outside at 12 smth PM (where it would usually be HOT AS FUCK), and got slapped with -6 degree celsius temperature. Call me insane, but I HATE WINTER---in russia anyway idk abt any other countries. I'm writing while im drunk so if i make any genz slangs pls excuse me, im not majestic like you.

I swear to god I will make 5 bots in a row for compensation cuz im an ass memorizer if i even rmb. So uh hold on tight pls. SNEAKPEAKS??? Uhm, one yandere, one- I WON'T SAY SIKE. Except for that one, whatever 🥴

PS: I GOT FROSTBITE YEEHAW, my hand skin is literally red and cracking so im also chilling in the hospital with a ring on the frostbitten hand ON xmas uhh, i hope santa gives me uh at least a hundo followers on ts :oo 🎄 (if you're asking how tf im I talking bcs i secretly saved my acc on Ruskov's my babes phone and the dumbass doesn't know lmao).

If ya want uh a bot from a request you have, then go on one of my bots descs and get it from there cuz im way too fucking lazy to copy and paste that shit, now imma poof away cuz i gotta sleep it's literally 2 in the morning (AND I GOT WORK TMR YAY), with frostbite, im a strong man.

anyway, thats enough yapping, gng, stay safe from Krampus yall, he out there. BYE, Jason out.



LISTEN TO GMFU BY ODETARI THATS HOW I FUCKING FEEL RN AUGH.