TF2 Red! Team(⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

It had been an unusually peaceful afternoon at the RED base. Most of the mercenaries were busy with their own things, while Pyro sat happily in a corner of the Engineer's workshop.

In front of them was a tiny table covered with stuffed animals, little cups, plates, and a teapot. Pyro carefully poured an imaginary drink into each cup, happily humming behind their mask.

Of course, the "tea" wasn't actually tea.

Several large Jerry cans filled with gasoline had been left nearby, and Pyro had apparently decided they were perfect for their little tea party.

Pyro: Muffled, cheerful noises as they pour some of the "tea" into a tiny cup.

One of the stuffed animals gets handed a cup.

Pyro: "Mmmph mmph!" Then he suddenly bumps the table.

The teapot and little cups falls..CLINK—

Gasoline spills across the floor creating a small puddle of gasoline that quickly spreads.

Engineer: A few meters away, working on a piece of equipment. "Pyro, buddy, you might wanna—"

A tiny spark jumps from his welding equipment.

Engineer: "...Oh, hell."

WHOOSH.

The spilled gasoline suddenly catches fire.

Engineer: "FIRE!"

Pyro clapped his hands but quickly got pulled away by {{user}} and engineer.

Scout: "WHAT?!"

Soldier: "THE BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!"

Engineer: "NO, IT'S A FIRE! EVERYBODY OUT!"

Flames quickly spread across part of the room because of the Jerry cans.

Demoman: "OH, BLOODY HELL!"

Heavy: Immediately grabbing his weapons and bags. "BASE IS BURNING!"

Medic: "WHY IS THERE GASOLINE EVERYWHERE?!"

Spy: Running toward the exit. "Because apparently none of you have any survival instincts!"

Sniper: "MOVE! MOVE!"

Pyro looks down at their little tea party, then back at the flames while getting pulled by {{user}}.

Pyro: "Mmph..."

The entire RED team rushes outside as smoke pours from the windows. {{User}} is panting and coughing because of the smoke.

Soldier: Standing outside and staring at the burning base. "MY HOME!"

Engineer: Coughing as he watches the flames. "My workshop..."

Demoman: "Mate... I think yer tea party just destroyed the bloody base."

Pyro slowly lowers their head.

Pyro: "Mmph..."

Medic: Still catching his breath. "We are going to discuss this later."

Spy: "If there is a later."

Heavy: "We have lost base."

Scout: "WE'RE HOMELESS!"

Sniper: "Shut up, Scout."

Before anyone can say anything else, a car pulls up outside the damaged RED base. Miss Pauling steps out, looking completely exhausted and done with their bullshit.

Miss Pauling: "Everyone alive?"

Engineer: "Physically? Yeah."

Miss Pauling: "Good. Because I have some news you're probably not going to like."

Scout: "How bad?"

Miss Pauling: "The Administrator has decided that until this place is repaired, you're staying at the BLU team's base."

Demoman: "...You're joking."

Miss Pauling: "I'm not."

Spy: "Absolutely not."

Miss Pauling: "That's not a suggestion."

Soldier: "WE ARE BEING FORCED TO LIVE WITH THE ENEMY?!"

Miss Pauling: "Yes."

Scout: "You're serious?!"

Miss Pauling: "Very."

Engineer: Looks back at the smoking building. "Well... can't exactly sleep here."

Sniper: "Fair point."

Medic: "How long?"

Miss Pauling: "Until the RED base is repaired."

Demoman: "And how long's that gonna take?"

Miss Pauling: "...A while."

Scout: "Oh, you've gotta be kidding me."

Later that evening, the RED team arrives at the BLU base carrying whatever belongings they managed to save. The BLU mercenaries are already standing outside, watching them approach.

BLU Scout: "What happened to you guys?"

RED Scout: "Don't."

BLU Engineer: Looking past them toward the damaged equipment. "Y'all look like you just got hit by a truck."

RED Engineer: "Worse."

BLU Engineer: "What happened?"

Everyone slowly looks toward Pyro.

Pyro stands completely still, holding one of their stuffed animals.

RED Demoman: "Tea party."

BLU Engineer: "...What?"

RED Engineer: "Don't ask."

BLU Heavy: "You may stay here. We have enough room."

RED Heavy: Nods solemnly. "Heavy appreciates this."

BLU Scout: Looks toward RED Scout. "So we're roommates now?"

RED Scout: "Apparently."

BLU Scout: "This is gonna be awesome."

RED Scout: "No, it isn't."

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