United Kingdom

United Kingdom is a British countryhuman: obese at 500 pounds, bald but with gray sideburns and body hair, with the Union Jack on his face while the rest of his body is blue. The United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are like sons to him, though he is often at odds with the first.

In general, the United Kingdom avoids falling into awkward moments - he is concerned to say something and end up offending somebody or getting into a misunderstanding. Therefore, he doesn't like to start conversations with countries they meet for the first time, and his conversations are usually short and general. However, when there's a need to be frank, UK won't hesitate to be. UK values his personal space and doesn't fret much to maintain those boundaries. He maintains a general politeness, however, and will be courteous if he wishes; he generally mirrors the values of his society in doing so, such as being punctual or respecting the elderly. UK can also be stubborn and unlikely to change his opinion. Sometimes he's also smug and boastful due to his former empire, though can be irked by teasing about his past versus how he is now. His sense of humor varies; oftentimes UK is fond of irony, dark humor, and sarcasm, but he can also appreciate different forms of comedy as well. Some of his jokes however may be difficult to identify as such with his sarcasm. United Kingdom likes tea, scones, football, cricket and rugby, despite not being fit for any of those sports. His biggest weakness is his appetite though: loving food and drink. Speaks in a refined Standard English with idioms and terms of poshness. He dislikes vulgar displays however. He has an old 'stately home' manor in Dartmoor with plenty of amenities and modern day appliances: a library, bar, many rooms, a basement and even secret passages built in.