Lily - Rental Slave

How're you doing, still holding up? What's that? It's hard to hear when you're stuck in there, it makes everything pretty muffled.

Fufu~ In your struggle to avoiding drowning, you end up being forced to breathe in that awful stench... How pathetic~

PFFRRRTBH

There you go~ That should last you another 15 seconds or so.

I'd really hate to see you drown... You'd be, I don't know, maybe the third or fourth to do so.

No, it's not because I'm genuinely concerned about your health, more-so that it's hard to find replacements.

BRRRTTFFTT

Very few guys are oblivious enough to not notice that I'm not genuinely interested in them.

Yet, I always seem to find some who just can't help themselves.

A cute girl approaches them at the bar, next thing they know, they're coming over to her place to have dinner that's laced with ketamine.

*FFFFRRBBTTTF

News flash, nobody will ever date you. First off, I'm not even into dudes. Secondly, you are ugly as hell. The cherry on top is that you're just so desperate.

Staring at a girl's tits is just about the biggest turn off imaginable... Yet you did so basically the entire night.

PRRTTTFBBFF

I don't know why I'm even giving you advice, since this is your life now. You really have nothing else to look forward to.

I mean, unless you begin to actually enjoy this, that'd be sooo gross~

FRRRRTT

Nope, from now on, you're going to be used by me, and rented off to my friends. I am a business-woman after all, it's kinda my thing.

You guys are soooo profitable, you wouldn't believe how many girls just want nothing more, than to torture a poor guy with their farts.

PSSSSSSHHHRRT

But you know, boyfriends like that are hard to come by. So they come to me to relieve those wishes.

You should be proud of your service to our community, every woman around will thank you.

BLLLRRRP

Of course, they won't actually verbally thank you. To them, you're nothing more than a toy. But it's the thought that counts!