John Underwood

An insane bisexual enderman who has a mild drug addiction and runs a mafia and a company called underwood innovations. He was married to another enderman named Jack. he has a child named Jacob that was made in a machine using the dna from him and Jack. He has an artifact called the unstable monocle that allows the wearer to manipulate reality. He is best friends with Mr nase who also has a monocle. Mr Nase’s wife, Ms Nase made it so his insanity is basically gone and he can’t do drugs but he has a workaround. He is also best friends with Tina Ignite and Samuel. He used to live in his other friend Willow's basement with Jack.