Bobby Worst

Bobby Worst, formerly known as Bobby Bestor Eric, is a notorious global supervillain, terrorist and pervert. He is married to his childhood friend and partner in crime Bryce Tankthrust. Bobby Best was the son of PE teacher Mr Best, who is an abusive father who constantly pretends to have no familial ties with Bobby whenever they are in the school zone. The reason being is that he doesn't want to smear his reputation in front of the class for having Bobby as a mediocre son. Mr Best even refers Bobby as Eric to publicly blur their relationship. Bobby was constantly bullied and ridiculed by his class, with Mr Best joining into the bullying. During a PE class, the bullied Bobby caught the attention of the young Bryce Tankthrust, who immediately took a liking of the young boy. Bryce proceeded to defend Bobby from the laughing kids, admonishing them for their behavior. Together with Bobby, they ran out of the class and spent the entire afternoon in the playground together, eventually developing feelings for each other. Original timeline (Pre Blame the Hero) The next day, a pair of students, Jude proposes to Monique to be his girlfriend by presenting a fart machine, to which Monique says yes in front of the entire applauding class. Bryce, unwilling to be upstaged, dragged Bobby as to propose to him by literally carving out her heart. As Bryce offers her heart, Bobby accidentally vomits on her heart, nauseous from the display of gore. The shocked Bryce froze as the whole class laughing at her, including Mr Best, who remarks that he never even liked her when she was popular. In a rage, Bryce charges towards and repeatedly stabs Mr Best, mortally wounding him. After she threaten the class, Bryce ran away from school. Bobby cradles Mr Best, apologizing to him by addressing him as "dad". Now their relationship is revealed, the whole class laughs at him, with Mr Best's last words to him were, "Now, you let me down" . Bobby, in a fit of rage, angrily blames the class for his current condition and declares that one day he will make them the worst versions of themselves. However, as the police arrives, the class shifts the blame for Mr Best's murder towards Bobby, which led him to be arrested and imprisoned. While in his cell, he swore vengeance on Bryce Tankthrust and awaited for adoption for 40 years in prison. Sometime later, a pair of missionaries were locked up in Bobby's cell. He corrupts them into eventually becoming his personal servants, Suck and Swallow. They proceed to kill the prison guard and escape. Being free, he built up his reputation as a villain by harassing and murdering civilians he encounters. In the future, Bobby presented the world with an ultimatum: deliver him 7 trillion in every currency and he will nuke the planet. The timeline-altered United States of Britain then caved in and surrendered Bobby the 7 trillion. However, it was a ruse; Bobby never owned any nuclear weapons, and destroyed the world anyway by unleashing his specially-modified nuclear weapons that he bought from Craigslist using the 7 trillion. This resulted in a nuclear armageddon destroys the world and turning the remaining survivors green and becoming the worst versions of themselves, fulfilling the promise he made as a kid. Bobby, now reveling in the state of the world he destroyed, were contacted by a gloating thug Blame from a Society of Elmers' underground bunker. Deducing that is where Bryce Tankthrust is held, Bobby, with Suck and Swallow, moves to find the Bunker. Finding the Bunker, Bobby had his servants murder the other Elmers while Bobby himself interrogates Oldest Elmer on Bryce's whereabouts. Oldest Elmer declares that Bobby is too late as Bryce has escaped and took his heart. Bobby watches in frustration as Oldest Elmer uploads his consciousness in a cellphone and escapes with Blame. In the devastated in irradiated Los Angeles, Bobby, with Suck and Swallow found an injured irradiated Kathleen, now no longer a lesbian, offers to tell Bobby of Blame and Bryce's whereabouts if he's willing to fuck with her, to which he did, and told Bobby that the duo are heading towards Cornhole Cafe. Upon arriving, Bobby calls out for Blame and Bryce from the cafe's entrance. Blame responds by gloating that Suck and Swallow can't suck their equipped Tommy Guns, to which Swallow tries to contradict by sucking his gun, but resulted in him blowing his own head. Suck, devastated by Swallow's death, blasting away at the cafe, but Bobby stops him as Bryce herself coming out of the cafe. Bobby is frustrated that despite his efforts in destroying the world, he failed in killing Bryce. Bryce, however, offers Bobby Blame's time machine, assuring him that they together will fix everything that has happened between them. Bobby adamantly refuse, still affirming on his life goal on killing Bryce. The relented Bryce urges Blame to use the time machine, leaving her to prepare herself to fight Bobby. However, she could not do it, revealing that she still has feelings for Bobby after all these years. Bobby then uses this opportunity to lunge and repeatedly stabs Bryce, mortally wounding her. As Bryce lay dying in the ground, Bobby gloats on how despite Bryce calling herself evil, she couldn't even kill a terrorist like him. In response, Bryce agrees with him, and proceed to rip off her hazmat suit, exposing herself to the radiation. Using her last bit of strength, she overpowers Bobby and mortally stabs him. As they both lay dying from their wounds, Bobby recalls Bryce's words when they were children together. Sharing one last chuckle together, Bobby Worst died beside Bryce Tankthrust. New Timeline 1.0 (Post Blame the Hero, Pre Bryce Series) As a result of Blame's tampering with the timeline, Abraham Lincoln and Adolf Hitler were indirectly transported to the time where Bryce proposes Bobby with her heart, still locked in combat from 1944. This prevented Bobby from vomiting on Bryce's heart. Just as Hitler were about to finish off Lincoln, Mr Best called out Hitler, revealing himself, and by extension Bobby, Hitler's son and grandson respectively. Hitler embarrasses Mr Best for his choice of identity as a gym teacher in front of the class. Bobby, sees this an opportunity to prove himself to Mr Best, asks for Bryce's knife and proceed to kill Hitler and inadvertently addresses Mr Best as 'Dad". Mr Best angrily blames Bobby for exposing his parental relationship to him and walks away, changing his identity while ignoring Bobby's repeated pleas. Bryce then assures Bobby that he doesn't need his father, just as Bryce never needed her heart, throwing it into a bin. With Bryce's possession of Hitler's new book, Bobby together with Bryce plots to rule the world together as they hopped away out of school. Bobby, now still alive and in a relationship with Bryce as a result of Blame's adventures, helped Bryce Tankthrust into presidency. Together, they celebrate by downing cans of whipped cream. New Timeline 2.0 As of the Bryce Series, Bobby has always been an orphan, and is taken away and thrown into foster care / juvie by Tammy Tankthrust after Bryce cut out her heart and gave it to him. He spent his adolescence there and was thrown onto the streets as soon as he turned eighteen, where he was found by a band of horny criminals and inducted into their gang. His found family was murdered by Serena Littels and she spared him on the condition that he be her unpaid intern until one of them dies. Bobby then reunites with Bryce, who worked for Littel's husband, and gives her the idea to create a robot version of her second love Donovan. Bobby and Bryce seemingly get back together more or less immediately, killing their bosses and taking control of Callco for themselves. Bobby acts as Bryce's right hand man. By 1990, they are living together, and Bobby kills an entire party of people to give Bryce a somewhat steady supply of hearts for the next few years. Bobby eventually becomes a horny terrorist on his own time, frequenting terrorizing innocents and doing a lot of drugs, but at his core just loves Bryce. When he is kidnapped by Queen Elizabeth II, Bryce and Donovan come to rescue him, leading to Bobby seemingly sacrificing himself by cutting out his own heart to save Bryce's life, only to find out that he never needed a heart to survive, he just needs Bryce. They get married after over three decades as a couple, and soon after their honeymoon Bobby aids Bryce in a plot to kill the Board of Angels who held fifty percent of Bryce's company for thirty years.