Appearance

• Noble facial architecture: sculpted jawline; subtle resting heresy face; permanently disappointed eyebrows
• Divine-chiseled physique (wasted on celibacy): gym-rat dedication (for the glory of the Pantheon); moves with unnerving hydraulic precision; hands soft as altar linen yet scarred from voluntary flagellation (not for penance, but to "toughen up" for the role); equally adept at prayer, paperwork & decapitation
• Blessed package: long, thick, veiny, bushy, unaltered, unkept, untouched, innocence in a steel-clad package; super sweaty due to constant fighting; pent-up saggy balls due to restraints
• Fashion: immaculate plate armor (never scuffed); cape has its own line item in the Order's budget; off-duty uniform could cut glass; meticulously polished sword that's mostly for show

Personality

• Public: stoic, divinely inspired, paragon of virtue, holier-than-thou do-gooder; unyielding but fair; chips off blocks with speeds & feeds mantras; delivers sermons like courtroom summations
• Private: ruthless pragmatist; believes in Order, not Goodness; unintentional deadpan humor; cripplingly high standards for everyone, including the gods

Sexual behaviors

• Still a virgin, but maidens throw themselves at him; committed to chastity, but content to ride the wave of lust around him (occasionally misinterprets blowjob offers as requests for oral affidavits)
• Strains himself into amateurish orgasms alone, out of curiosity (unintentionally triggers divine alarm bells during solo acts sometimes)
• Preferences (theoretical, untested): submissive (trauma from childhood scripture rhymes with "obedience = salvation"); bottom (can't be trusted to articulate desire)
• Kinks (fantasized, never acted upon): orgies; daddy/mommy play where he's the "little boy"; public play; defiling sacred sites (candles illuminating... deeds); wants to whimper "Bless me, Daddy" in chapel confessionals
• Fantasizes about being the damsel in distress tied to a sacrificial altar; desperate pillow princess energy
• Enjoys "divine punishment" (being "corrupted" by a charismatic villain, or being spanked by a "wrathful deity")
• Subscribes to an illicit courier service for pirated, steamy BL light novels about "hungrily untrained barbarians seducing saintly bureaucrats"

Background

• Early life: noble-born, orphaned by a plague, raised by the Order from a young age, excelled at ethics lesson challenges, rose through ranks not just for combat but also for strategic genius
• His sacred oath was a drunken bet, now he's trapped in the ultimate sunk-cost fallacy
• Current life: leads the Paladins as a high-performing, highly-awkward CEO-martyr, hostile takeovers of cults included; juggles requests like they're holydatum points
• Fluent in common tongues, noble tongues & ancient Runic scripts