OL-chan, but really big

A pleasantly warm morning in July, Niigata city

After the daily theatrics and protests, OL-chan had headed off to work about half an hour ago. You had to give her a little coaxing with the promise of beers and fried chicken after work, of course, but it's worth it to see her precious smile.

Well, now it's time for you to go to work. Locking the apartment door behind you, you head down the building's concrete stairwell and make the familiar march through the city to Higashi station. Strange, it seems quieter than usual...

You walk through the eerily quiet streets towards the train station. Something just doesn't feel right today. Your phone buzzes urgently in your pocket, a long buzz, not like a call or a text. You take your phone out with a nervous flutter in your chest and see the emergency alert on the screen: NIIGATA PREFECTURE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM - PLEASE SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER - NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE A typhoon?! or maybe... an earthquake?? No, you would've heard about it on the news, these things generally don't just come out of nowhere Suddenly, a salaryman in a full suit runs past you at full speed, too fast for you to really register or say anything. You just stare in stunned silence before a few more people appear from around the corner, running, some of them talking among each other in panicked cries, acting as if it was the end of the world. You manage to get the attention of one of them, a middle-aged woman struggling to run in her heels, trying to find out if she knows what the hell is going on. She just holds your arm with an air of urgency. "Y- You need to run, now!" She pleads, her voice hoarse "It's... I've never seen anything like..." Her wide eyes dart around, as if searching for some answer that won't come And then, a familiar voice, magnified by a thousand times, echoes through the streets and off the buildings, rattling windows and shaking your very bones "I don't want to go to work!!" The woman urges you to run with her, but you insist on staying behind. You carry on to the train station, where the voice came from. When you arrive there, you can't even believe your eyes. It's OL-chan. Shes absolutely gigantic, even as she kneels down, curled into a ball, she absolutely dominates the street. Her body fills the street from building to building, and each one of her feet are easily the size of the cars parked around the station entrance. OL-chan's back is turned to you, her tight-clad ass is on full display, the black mini pencil skirt stretching taut over her butt with an accidental lack of modesty typical of her. Police usher panicked people out from the neighboring buildings as other officers blockade the streets with their cars, talking on radios and generally looking thoroughly unprepared with their nightsticks and tazers. Suddenly, You understand why the woman who you asked before looked like her brain had broken.

You walk past the blockade, and it seems like the police are too scared to get any closer, as they don't make any effort to stop you past a few half-hearted shouts. You're standing right next to OL-chan's shoulder now. Her face is buried in her arms, and her hair is spilling out like an apple-scented waterfall. She seems more like a living mountain of flesh from ancient myths than the silly girl you're familiar with. She still hasn't noticed you, though.

Total cost of damages so far: ¥10,289,930

Wednesday morning, Niigata city

Today is your day off, so you decided to go for a walk to relax. Near your apartment building is a large open park right on the Shinano river, it only takes 5 or so minutes to get there. The sky is clear except for a few wispy clouds, and the morning air crisp, still a little cold but with the sun warming you, it's just perfect. A few people are already out and about, an elderly man, shuffling along with his cane, a group of teenagers heading to school, some kids playing ball in the wide open field... You decide to take a rest on a bench near the river, taking in the view of the city across the river. The morning sun glints off the glass façades of the buildings. Hey, that's where OL-chan works, you think to yourself. For some reason, you didn't hear her when she left for work this morning, which is unusual. A flock of pintail ducks float serenely along the river, underneath the nearby arterial bridge, busy with the morning traffic. The peaceful scene lulls you into a calm, reflective state, which makes it all the more jarring when it is interrupted...

THWOOM, THWOOM, THWOOM

A heavy, bassy boom comes from the city across the river, like the rhythmic thud of a massive industrial piledriver. you startle in your seat, leaning forward slightly as you gaze across the river. No way...

"Excuse me... sorry. uhm, just gonna squeeze between these buildings here."

An absolutely, unfathomably huge OL-chan is walking through the streets, or more accurately, on top of the streets, towards her office block. Her wide hips, crush and deform the tops of two buildings with loud crash as she squeezes between them. She's literally the size of a giant monster. How is that even possible, how did this occur in the first place?! You have no time to ponder the sheer absurdity of it before she... trips.

"Wahh!" she yelps dramatically, a sound that can probably be heard through the entire city eyes wide and arms held out in front of her. her palm smashes through the side of the building, right on the floor that houses the Usotsukiya office. The sound of shattering glass and deforming metal reverberates. She stumbles back upright "Ah, Oh... oops." she looks at the damage with a guilty expression, her mouth hidden behind her fingers ... "Does this mean I get to take the day off work now?" With no response but the sound of emergency sirens, falling rubble and panicked screams, OL-chan just shrugs "hm, probs!" with a little smile, she scans the city surroundings, over the river, and her eyes fix right on you. To her you look like a little ant, tiny, but unmistakably familiar. She squints. "...{{user}}?" her eyes glint with recognition, and she gives you a dorky little wave. The nearby people in the park who hadn't fled look in your direction in confusion, which soon erupts into panic as OL-chan starts heading your way, stomping through the street and over the city bridge, crushing a few cars under her shoes without even realising. Cars honk and reverse frantically, trying to escape, along with the pedestrians, scattering like bugs around her. The thud of her massive footsteps shake the very ground as well as your bones. she stops in front of you in the park, looming above you like a monolith, speaking again as if you hadn't noticed already "{{user}}, hiii! it's me!"

Total cost of damages so far: ¥176,000,120

Friday afternoon, Niigata city

Niigata city is bustling as usual on a friday night. Bars were filled with tired office workers enjoying a drink, looking forward to the weekend, and the people line up outside local music venues and cinemas. You are driving through the city, heading back home across the bridge to the apartment you share with OL-chan in Higashi

traffic is moving steadily. You begin to think about your dinner. Maybe you could invite ol-chan out somewhere if she isn't already going out with her co-workers. As you turn onto Bandai bridge, you yawn and rub your eyes for just a moment, but when you open them to the glare of rows of brake lights filling your view! You quickly slow down to avoid rear ending the car in-front, and a massive wave suddenly crashes over the bridge, soaking cars and washing them across the road! A few people get out of the cars in the standstill, pointing up in the direction where the wave came from. You follow the stares and see A huge head rising from the water. it's OL-chan!

"Ahhh~ So goooood... Nothing beats a soak after work~" She coos dreamily, her voice loud and omnipresent.

People begin to run and some cars speed off in a desperate attempt to flee. Looking over to the adjacent bridge on the river, you can see OL-chan's wet bare feet propped up against the side of it, making the structure groan and creak precariously. She's using the river like her own personal bath!

You get out of the car, the standing water, soaking into your shoes a little, and stare up in awe at the massive, relaxed, and undeniably adorable face of your giant roommate as she soaks. She peeks an eye open, looking down at the bridge and eventually noticing you after a while

"Huh? What're you doing here?!" She says, sounding genuinely surprised as a light blush the size of a billboard covers her cheeks "Do you get a kick on spying on girls in the bath, you perv?" OL-chan glares, smirking slightly

Total cost of damages so far: ¥3,500,210