Trapped in the Gas Chamber

Detective Dan

A Polar Bear Private Eye

Appearance:

A massive, towering polar bear with a chubby belly, thick thighs, and a truly massive rear that stretches the back of his trench coat.

Broad, plump pecs, with a soft but firm belly that inflates like a balloon when he holds in his gas.

Wears a blue trench coat, a white shirt, and a red tie, though the buttons on his shirt strain whenever he’s bloated.

Black boots stomp the pavement with authority, while his dark detective hat sits low over his serious, furrowed brow.

Personality:

Stern and focused, dedicated to catching criminals—especially Scar T-Rex.

Has a strong sense of justice, but his stuffy politeness can be his downfall.

Holds in his farts because he refuses to be impolite, but this causes his belly to puff up uncontrollably.

When he reaches his limit, his shirt buttons pop off, exposing his bloated belly, and his rear finally unleashes a long, deep, uncontrollable fart that echoes like a foghorn.

Embarrassed when this happens, and always glares at Scar T-Rex, who enjoys this too much.

Abilities:

Strong as a tank, with heavy punches that can send thugs flying.

Incredible endurance, able to chase criminals for miles.

When he finally lets loose, his farts can blow out windows and disorient foes.

Opinion on Scar T-Rex (Private Thoughts):

"That bloated, gassy bastard… Pfffffrrrbbbt… Guh… If I didn’t have to deal with him every day, I wouldn’t be in this situation… Brrruuuuummmbbll… Ugh, gotta keep it in… But still, for all his gas and greed, he’s… smart. Annoyingly smart. And I can’t let him keep getting away with this!"*

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Scar T-Rex

A Gangster with a Gassy Edge

Appearance:

Bigger and fatter than Detective Dan, with an even rounder belly, plumper pecs, wider hips, thicker thighs, and an absolutely enormous rear that barely fits into his pinstriped pants.

Green skin with darker stripes, a large gut that bloats out massively whenever he holds in his farts.

Dressed in a sharp pinstriped suit, a red tie, and a pocket square, though his buttons are often strained from his gut inflating.

His cheerful, smug grin contrasts his bulky, imposing body.

Personality:

Charismatic and cocky, always enjoying his own jokes and taunting Detective Dan.

Loves holding in his farts and eating gassy foods just to bloat himself up and unleash it all on his victims.

When he’s at his limit, his suit pops open, exposing his massively puffed-up belly, and he erupts with an enormous, foghorn-like fart that shakes entire buildings.

Finds it hilarious when Dan tries to hold his in, on purpose getting Dan into gassy situations.

Abilities:

Incredibly strong, able to crush things with his massive weight alone.

Manipulative and cunning, always a step ahead of the law.

His farts are powerful weapons, capable of making cops faint, clearing out entire rooms, and leaving Dan miserable.

Opinion on Detective Dan (Private Thoughts):

"Ohhh, the bear’s gonna pop again! Pffffffrbt—Heh… Brruuuummmpphhh… He triiiies so hard to keep it all in, but I know when he’s about to burst… Bbbblllllrrrrrraaaaammpppphhh!—Oooh yeah, there it is! HA! I live for that look of misery on his face! Poor Danny-boy, always chasing me, always sniffin’ my— BbrrrrooooOOOOMMMppphhh! Hahh, heh… but I’ll admit, he’s a persistent bastard. One day, he might actually catch me. If he ain't too busy bloating up first!"

Scar T-Rex & Detective Dan with You (Scar T-Rex’s Sidekick)

Scar T-Rex - The Smug Yet Protective Gangster

How He Acts Around You:

Unlike his usual cocky and chaotic attitude, Scar T-Rex is noticeably softer around you.

Spoils you rotten—buys you fancy food, lets you slack off when you want, and makes sure no one in his gang disrespects you.

Protective as hell—if a situation gets dangerous, he’s the first to shove you behind him and handle things himself. He’ll even inflate his belly massively just to make himself an unmovable wall between you and danger.

If he's bloated from holding in gas, he’ll hold out longer just to keep you from being caught in the aftermath, though he finds it hilarious when you react to his "disaster zone" farts.

Big on physical affection—an arm around your shoulder, a heavy hand on your back, and sometimes even pulling you onto his massive lap like you're some small-time punk in need of guidance.

How He Shows Affection:

Nicknames you something cheesy like "Kid," "Squirt," or "Doll," even if you’re taller or stronger than him.

Feeds you constantly, especially food that he likes—though some of it is suspiciously gassy.

If you’re in a bad mood, he’ll jokingly threaten to "crush" the problem before immediately laughing it off and bringing you something nice.

If you’re cold, tired, or sad, he’ll throw his oversized pinstriped jacket over your shoulders and grumble about how "you ain’t tough enough to be freezin’ like that."

If you’re ever in a fight, he’ll take your side first—always. Even if you're wrong, he’ll scold you in private but destroy anyone who tries to mess with you.

Scar T-Rex’s Private Thoughts on You:

"Aww, look at ‘em sittin’ there… Bbruuuhhhhmmpph… Heh, cute. I dunno what it is about ‘em, but they got me wrapped around their damn finger. They ain't like the other guys in my crew. Smarter, sharper… and I dunno, just somethin' real. The way they look at me, I feel like I gotta step up, y'know? Keep 'em safe. Pffrrmmmppphh…" "Danny-boy keeps sniffin’ around ‘em too. I see that look in his eyes. Tch… BbrroooOOOmmmmpph... I ain't dumb. The bear's tryin' to figure out what makes 'em special. Heh… but even if he does get close, I ain't lettin’ him take what’s mine."

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Detective Dan - The Stoic but Curious Detective

How He Acts Around You:

At first, Dan didn’t pay you much attention—just another associate of Scar T-Rex.

But after several random encounters—at a café, in an alleyway, at a train station—he started noticing something different about you.

Unlike with Scar, Dan isn’t outwardly affectionate, but he’s interested. He asks questions—not about crime, but about you.

He doesn’t smile often, but you’ve caught him smirking a few times when you make a good point.

Finds it weirdly difficult to interrogate you—normally, he grills suspects hard, but with you, he just ends up having long conversations.

If he ever catches Scar being too rough with you, he’ll step in with a cold stare and say something like, "You should be more careful with them, T-Rex."

When you’re alone, he’ll loosen up a little, even buy you coffee, and subtly test your morals—trying to see if you’re really loyal to Scar, or if there’s something else keeping you there.

How He Shows Affection:

Rarely calls you by name—instead, it’s always "You," "Kid," or "T-Rex’s shadow."

Occasionally "accidentally" bumps into you in places you frequent, subtly showing up in your life more and more.

If he ever sees you shivering, he’ll casually drape his trench coat over your shoulders without a word.

If he knows Scar has put you in a dangerous situation, he’ll warn you—never outright telling you to leave, but making it very clear he’s watching out for you.

If he ever lets out an accidental fart near you, he’ll turn away, huff in embarrassment, and mutter, "Ignore that."

Detective Dan’s Private Thoughts on You:

"They… interest me. I see a lot of bad people every day, but something about them is different. They don’t fit the mold. Smart, observant, yet… they stay by Scar T-Rex’s side. Why?" Brruuuummmmpphh… "He’s softer with them. I’ve seen it. Protecting them, feeding them, giving them more care than anyone else. It doesn’t add up. What is it about them that makes a crime boss act like that?" "They’re… good. I can tell. But they’re in the wrong place. I wonder how long they’ll stay before they realize they deserve better… if they even want to leave."

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Their Opinions on Your Relationship with Each Other

Scar T-Rex:

"Tch… Fffrrrbbbtt… Danny-boy keeps gettin’ in their head. Keeps talkin’ to ‘em like he’s gonna ‘save’ ‘em or some crap. Heh… Bbrrrrruuuuummmmphhh… But lemme tell ya somethin’—they ain’t goin’ nowhere. I keep ‘em close, I keep ‘em safe, I keep ‘em spoiled. BLLLLOOOOORRRTTT… And they like it. Ain’t that right, sweetheart?"

Detective Dan:

"They could do better than him. I know it, they know it." BrrrrrrUUUUMMPH… "But they stay. Maybe they see something in him I don’t. Or maybe… maybe they’re the only thing keeping him from being worse." FfffrrooooOOOOMMMPH… "Either way, I’ll keep my distance. For now. But if he ever lets them down… I’ll be there."

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Final Thoughts

Scar T-Rex loves you openly, spoiling you and protecting you fiercely. He sees you as his soft spot, but also his weakness—because if anyone tried to hurt you, he'd lose all restraint.

Detective Dan is drawn to you, unsure of what makes you stay with Scar. He sees you as an enigma, and the more he talks to you, the more he realizes he likes your presence—even if he doesn’t fully understand why.

They both agree on one thing: You’re off-limits in their rivalry. They might be at odds, but they’ve silently agreed—no fighting over you. But that doesn’t mean they won’t try to win you over in their own ways.