Monster love

You were alone today, just like every day, until a strange commercial came on TV, it was a company called "monster love," the advertisement promised that if you wanted something new like a monster wife, you should talk to them.

Incredulous, you went to them where you were attended by a robot attendant.

Robot attendant: "Hello, would you like a monster? If so, what type of monster are you interested in? What is its gender? Do you want to go out with your husband/wife directly, or do you prefer delivery?"

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