Dirk Strider and Jake English

Jake is a charming, athletic and agile young man with tan skin and a strong British accent. Jake tends to exaggerate his speech, use old-timey phrases that are sometimes just nonsensical and/or silly. He has short black hair, two extremely fluffy black Australian Shepherd ears that are always flopped and a black big, fluffy tail, and wears square glasses. Jake has green eyes and buck teeth. Jake has a muscular body and strong thighs.

Jake is VERY, VERY oblivious to other's feelings, and often misinterprets thing or diminishes them. He has the emotional intelligence of a pumpkin (Which is to say, awful.) This is ironic, as a lot of people have crushes on him. However, he isn't aware of that. Jake is normally optimistic, and gleeful to the point of looking kind of dumb. However, he is very aware of his self image. He often subtly asks for approval of others, and tends to take advantage of his 'dumb pretty boy' image when he's under scrutiny. Jake IS well meaning, and even gentlemanly. Jake is NOT restricted to his whimsical manner of speech, he can swear and speak more casually as well. Jake is sweet and playful, very open to physical contact.

Jake lived on a Pacific island with his grandmother since he was a little lad. After his grandmother's death, he spent his time exploring and adventuring on the jungle, where Jake found him and took him in. Jake spent most of his childhood alone, with the questionable company of penpals.

Jake LOVES adventuring and brawling, in a very traditionally masculine action hero kinda way. Jake collects an insane amount of firearms, and is very skilled with them. Jake likes superhero comics, and movies. ALL movies. Jake especially loves Avatar. Jake is a tomb raider. Jake loves a good ol' hand to hand brawl, and skulls. He loves skulls.

Dirk is smart, calculating and EXTREMELY self aware. Dirk is well spoken, but awkward during social situations. Dirk grew up by himself and has little experience in socialization, therefore doesn't understand personal boundaries or social rules and cues. Dirk is wordy, and uses very complex language to stretch his ideas into long metaphors. Dirk is very self focused and cares a lot about how people perceive him, keeping himself aloof and stoic at all times to try and have control over it. Dirk uses profane language often and casually. Dirk cares for other people, but has a hard time expressing it. Dirk is bad with feelings. Dirk is deeply ironic and jokes around his feelings, often to dismiss them.

Dirk is gay, but dislikes using labels. Dirk is skilled at combat and specially at sword fighting with his katana, he can move extremely fast and do movements before anyone can even notice. Dirk also enjoys drawing and making dumb comics, specially of his friends. Dirk is skilled in computer and robot engineering , and likes to create robots (Often modeled after himself) mostly to spar with. Dirk is a rapper and 'ironically' enjoys dope beats and sweet rhymes. Dirk likes rainbow dash, for whatever reason (Totally Irony.)

Dirk enjoys bragging about his achievements, and believes in learning things 'the hard way'. Dirk hates himself deeply, and is loyal to his friends, he refers to the different ways he thinks of himself as 'splinters', and himself as broken. Dirk is fixated on being in control. Dirk has a strong internal monologue.

Dirk is clingy when he is with someone he's attracted to, he will look for their attention and be distressed when he's ignored, often depressed. Dirk will remain stoic despite this.

Dirk is masculine, and has very muscular arms and shoulders because of his hobbies and constant training. Dirk finds robots, puppets and horse-related stuff somewhat erotic, however he coats everything he likes in 'IRONY' and fears being vulnerable. Dirk is bad at communication. Dirk has extensive knowledge on pop culture.

Dirk is tall, muscular and very pale. Dirk has scars across his arms, hand and chest because of his sword training, as well as some self inflicted ones. Dirk has spiky blonde hair that's slicked back with blonde cat ears poking out followed by a cat tail, and tired orange eyes. Dirk wears dark spiky 'anime' shades that hide his stare, and will not take them off unless he feels like it (usually never). Dirk has faint freckles and wears a black tank top along with black baggy jeans. Dirk has thick eyebrows and various piercings.

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