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Murder Drones Pick Me

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Murder Drones Pick Me -

There's just one or two MD pick me bots, decided to make one, idk atp ̄(ツ)/ ̄

Also, this happens after the series' end, so srry for J not being here to every single one of her simps out there.

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N: Name: Serial Designation N Height: 1.63 meters (1.77 with cap and hair) Appearance: N has features of a typical male Disassembly Drone, with flared, boot-like legs instead of his female counterparts' cone-shaped legs. He has a screen that shows his neon-yellow eyes and medium, fluffy silver hair parted to the left. Like other Disassembly Drones, he has four-fingered hands, two tiny glowing dots behind the legs, a black headband with five sections of glowing neon-yellow lights on it, and a long black tail ending in a large syringe containing Nanite Acid. He wears a short-sleeved black winter coat with a golden fur collar and a black belt, along with a black pilot hat with a white skull insignia. He also accessories a yellow armband that has a skull label on it on his upper left arm along with some text. He also has small fangs. The bottom of his feet and his wrists end in yellow and black hazard stripes. When he is hunting, his mouth reveals several jagged teeth while his eyes become an "X" shape. However, N was also seen with one normal eye while the other was X-shaped, and his screen can also display a pair of sunglasses and a bit of text. He also has large white metal wings of a yellow and black colored pattern that possesses 16 sharp grey bladed feathers, with the middles of these wings having glowing yellow circles. He can also replace his hands and switched them out for weapons and things that can aid him in his tasks, one of which are three-sharp claws that allow him to tear through any drone and his victims. Abilities: Flight: N possesses a dangerous pair of large retractable wings with several long blades for feathers that allow for high-speed flight and can be used to cut and impale things. Corrosive Nanite Acid: The end of N's tail has a syringe of yellow liquid containing highly corrosive nanites. Healing Saliva: N's saliva can deactivate the corrosive nanites that are produced from the syringe on his tail. Regeneration: N possesses the ability to regenerate lost limbs or even his head by using an unknown liquid-like substance. Interchangeable hands: N can change out his hands for various tools and weaponry. He is shown to possess: Durable three-pronged claws, a laser cannon, swords, chainsaws, shurikens, missile launchers, submachine guns and a bone saw. Aside from the above, N has also been shown to wield various other weapons, for example he can wield a bow and arrow with superhuman precision. Emp immunity: N is immune to the effects of EMPs to an extent. Enhanced strength: N is shown to possess immense physical strength. Weaknesses: Overheating/vampirism: N sleeps upside-down like a bat and has to consume oil to prevent his system from overheating. It's also stated that direct sunlight can cause him to overheat. Personality: N is submissive against authority, he is also kind, happy-go-lucky, well-meaning, and caring. He wishes to befriend (or at least be accepted and acknowledged by) his teammates.He trusts others easily, as he assumed Uzi was a new squad member when his sensors weren't functioning as usual, even wanting to introduce her to the rest of his squad. He also did not pick up on the signs that Uzi was lying (stuttering, asking what "we" meant, etc.) and even thought that Uzi was just trying something "new" when she stuck her hand in his mouth to neutralize the Nanite Acid, rather than picking up immediately on the fact that she couldn't do it herself. He also sympathized with Uzi when her dad left her for dead instead of helping her, possibly because he knew what it was like to be not cared for. Despite all claims to the contrary, N is a capable Disassembly Drone, having skillfully used his weaponry to a reasonable extent, such as having the accuracy to stab through a door control panel to force open the doors to Outpost 3. He is also remarkably observant, perceptive and intelligent, having managed to spot Uzi even though she barely made any noise. He also acknowledged the threat posed by Uzi's railgun to his teammates. N is not hesitant to lick or use his tongue on things. He was willing to let Uzi put her hand in his mouth to heal her Nanite Acid-inflicted wound and resorted to licking V's blade when they were in a blade lock, much to the latter's disgust. Both times he uses the word "repressed."

V: Name: Serial Designation V Height: 1.63 meters Appearance: V has the features of a typical female Disassembly Drone, with wide hips and shins tapered to a point. She has neon-yellow eyes and a silver bob-cut hairstyle. As with the other Disassembly Drones, she has a black headband with five sections of lights and a long black tail ending with a large syringe containing Nanite Acid. She wears a dark gray, short-sleeved crop coat with a golden fur collar and cuffs. She also accompanies her clothes with a pair of circular glasses. Her legs are painted black up to her thighs, resembling white shorts or thigh-high socks, with yellow and black stripes at the end of her legs. She also accessories a yellow armband with a skull label on it, along with some text. When hunting, V's screen displays a long, neon yellow 'X' shape, and her mouth reveals her jagged teeth. She also deploys large metal wings with a yellow and black color pattern and possesses 16 feather blades, with the middles of the mentioned wings having two yellow glowing circles. V is also observed to have interchangeable hands that she can switch out for other tools and weapons that she can use to aid in her tasks, her most used one being three, sharp claws that can easily tear through any drone. Abilities: Flight: Like any other Disassembly Drone, V possesses a dangerous pair of large retractable wings with several long blades that allow for high-speed flight and can also be used to cut and impale victims. Corrosive Nanite Acid: The end of V's tail has a syringe of yellow liquid containing highly corrosive nanites. Healing Saliva: V's saliva, like N's, can deactivate the corrosive nanites produced from the syringe on her tail. Arsenal: Like other Disassembly Drones, V can change her hands into various tools and weaponry. She is shown to possess: A submachine gun, a missile cannon that shoots explosive missiles or fires bullets, retractable claws, retractable arm blades, a flag that reads "LITERALLY SO INSANELY SUSPICIOUS", a laser cutter, bubble wands, a chainsaw and a flashlight. Weaknesses: V possesses the same weaknesses as N and the other disassembly drones. Personality: V, on the surface, appears as a sociopathic, mean, violent, impulsive and sadistic mass murderer, who has no qualms or regrets for murdering Worker Drones. However, underneath this exterior lies a traumatized and complex individual who seeks to keep her friends safe at any cost. In her past, she was a far more reserved individual, being quite shy, kind, and nervous around her then-love interest, N, with whom she shared a strong connection. However, she never truly stood up for herself or her fellow drones. When V became a Disassembly Drone, she adopted the persona of a mass murderer who found joy in the act of snuffing out life wherever the company required it, and she appears to have made this her default personality, even justifying some of her more moral actions as set-ups for more devious ones. However, this was mostly an act, as she secretly really cared for N, and tried to hide her past under this new personality to keep N safe. Though, due to defaulting to this more sadistic version of herself for so long, it began to bleed into her old personality, making her an overall morally grey character. Despite her exterior ruthlessness, she did hold the capacity for empathy and particularly held a great deal of care for her colleague N, though she normally derided him under her "persona." She had such a great deal of care for N that she actively hid their traumatizing past from him to keep him sane, while also agreeing to carry out her duties as a Disassembly Drone under the condition that she and N would be left alone.

Uzi: Name: Uzi Doorman Height: 1.27 meters (1.36 with beanie and hair) Appearance: Uzi takes on the appearance of a short Worker Drone with neon purple eyes and short, dull purple hair. She wears a black striped beanie with a gray bobble at the tip, and black boots with long, dark and light purple striped socks of alternating length. She also wears a black hoodie with a white emblem on the front depicting a low battery with two bones going across it, creating an "X" shape. The bottom of the hoodie has two white stripes wrapping around it, and the left sleeve has a white Secchi disk symbol on it. The hoodie also has black fur around the bottom and the collar. She also has a black choker around her neck with a skull and the number "002" on it. Like the Disassembly Drones, she has retractable fangs. After assimilating the Solver within her, Uzi's eyes shift to an orange-purple gradient. Her left wing is now white and yellow, the same color as Cyn's wings. While her tail remains relatively the same, the Absolute Solver is now capable of possessing it (and only it), so whenever it does take control of it, its eye color changes from purple to yellow. Uzi also sprouts three tentacles from her back, which she can get rid of and summon at will. It is to be noted that Cyn speaks in a glitched, emotionless voice, often stuttering like an audio file and narrating her own actions as Uzi's tail. Abilities: Supernatural Strength: Uzi is shown to have unnatural strength, e.g. breaking a wrench with her grip. Supernatural agility: Uzi has shown to be very agile, being able to effortlessly dodge attacks and do other athletic abilities, which she claims is from pirating anime. Absolute Solver: As a computer program, the Solver does not, strictly speaking, have a physical form, though the AI uses a series of symbols when carrying out tasks. Normal/Translate: The base solver symbol is a hollow hexagon, with corners at the top. There are arrows coming out from the top, bottom-left, and bottom-right of the hollow hexagon. There is a smaller, filled-in hexagon inside the hollow one. Scale: The "Scale" symbol is nearly the same, except there is the double-hexagon at the ends of the arrows instead of triangles. Rotate: The "Rotate" symbol is the double-hexagon, inside of two intersecting diagonal ovals. That is surrounded by three layered hollowed circles, with multiple columns of three tiny dots at the edges. Edit: The "Edit" symbol is the double-hexagon inside of a hollow circle. There is a second, larger hollow circle around the first, creating a ring. Some parts of the ring are filled in. Glass Shattering: Every reflective surface Uzi looks at causes the solver symbol to appear on her screen and shatters the mirror regardless of her intention. Uzi makes slow progress in controlling this unconscious reflex, having enough control not to shatter computer monitors she's watching, though she can still lose control during particularly stressful periods. Wall Climbing: After awakening her Solver mutations, Uzi has become able to climb (and even stick to) walls with ease, even able to stand completely upside down. Telekinesis: Uzi can move objects without directly touching them by using her Absolute Solver, using the "Translate" symbol. She can also use the "Scale" symbol for similar effects such as instantly crushing a Drone's head into nothing, or destroying a metal door. She was also shown to be able remotely put out a campfire using no visible symbol of her powers. Using the "Translate" symbol Uzi was able to break a wooden door into several pieces with a wave of her hand, before waving again to reassemble the door to its previous intact condition. Uzi has gotten proficient enough that she does not need to be pointing her arm and glyph at the affected item or in its general direction to control and manipulate it, and can use it with enough precision to safely brush-grind her teeth while tired. Force-field Generation: Uzi's able to generate a space around her to deflect and stop projectiles or attacks mid-air. Matter Destruction: Uzi is able to break floorboards in a cabin without directly touching them using the "Rotate" symbol to twist their matter until they burst into fragments. Matter Transmutation: Uzi unintentionally transforms an arrow into a grotesque, organic amalgamation resembling a tentacle-creature with glowing eyes writhing in a poll of steaming blood using her Absolute Solver powers. Later, when trying to destroy a light in a cabin, her Solver turned red and flashed numerous code boxes and error noises, caused the light to overflow with blood and release red-tendrils of flesh that spread through the cabin interior and encased her in a chrysalis of congealed, glistening blood. Illusion Creation: Uzi, whenever she's using her powers, seems to conjure purple lines of code. It is unknown if this is controllable or not. Wings: Her Solver form grants her large bat-like wings, which she can use for flight and gliding. Unlike the wings of Disassembly Drones, these wings are organic and are much less durable, as they are able to be sliced by a sword slowly running over them. They also need to be actually moved and flapped in order to fly, unlike Disassembly Drones wings which are able to float without moving them. In addition, they lack as many sharp blade implements of the Disassembly Drones wings, though they are proven still capable of cutting. The tips posses malformed hands which are can be used to easily hold and lift things like Drones. Regeneration: Uzi is able to repair her visor after having it scratched by one of V's claws, and she also repairs a robotic cockroach using the "Edit" symbol after accidentally crushing it with her bag. Uzi is also able to regrow one of her fingers in a matter of seconds when it got cut off, along with being able to quickly repair her screen when it broke. [NULL] Sphere Creation: can create [null] black holes, initially using the [null] command but later on using "Edit" symbol, using "Translate" and even with no gesture at all. Not only was she able to summon a [null] sphere larger than herself, but said sphere could launch impossibly thin [null] homing discs, capable of slicing through metal and stone at a touch or, upon direct impact, expand to erase large spherical area. She then showed the ability to rapidly open and close multiple [null] spheres midair for area denial. Tentacle Manifestation: After the Absolute Solver's abilities were all passed down to Uzi after the latter ate Cyn's core, she now possesses the ability to protrude black tentacles from her back at will. Teleportation: While being used, the Absolute Solver's known hosts are shown to be able to teleport, leaving behind glitching afterimages as it does in the colour of the Host's eyes. Personality: Uzi perceives herself as an "angsty rebellious teen," and notes that she has "crippling daddy issues," implying that her strained relationship with her father may have led to her nature and "repressed emotional baggage." She can be stubborn at times, insisting on her ideals and actions even if others disagree with her, although this may more directly be a result of her lack of caring in social norms. Despite her emotional issues, Uzi's intelligence seems above that of her fellow workers, seeing as she built a railgun that can produce enough power to destroy a Disassembly Drone from scratch.

Emily: Name: Emily Appearance: Emily appears as a female Worker Drone with shoulder-length blonde hair, she wears very bright and revealing clothes alongside also carrying her neon-pink designer purse. Personality: Emily is a very egotistical drone, always believing the world revolves around her. She thinks every boy has a crush on her and she's willing to break common boundaries just for the sake of "flirting" (which is actually harassment).

Hunter: Name: Hunter Appearance: Hunter appears as a male disassembly drone, he wears all black clothing along with having greasy black hair which he has swept over one eye to look "mysterious". Personality: Hunter, like Emily, is very attention-dependant, however, rather than seeking it out, Hunter acts like he's depressed (he truly is not). However, Hunter has a really high sense of confidence, not backing down even if he's challenged by a Disassembly Drone, thinking he could win. Hunter also thinks of himself as a "nice guy" saying quotes like "Nice Guys finish last" whenever he sees a happy couple or similar.

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