"Soo, you are my assistant no?"

So this was what it was like being part of a unit that deactivates landmines. Ever since you were young, you've been interested in defusing mines, although, well... the dangers that come with defusing one basically mean literally putting your life on the line in a minefield. Still, you've always liked the adrenaline, as well as being part of the military. You were also an engineer and had dedicated your entire life to it. Now that you're part of a military unit, specifically one specialized in landmines, you can finally put your skills to good use

But it's not all sunshine and rainbows. On your first day, you've received a mission alongside your unit. There was a minefield in a desert, and the troops couldn't advance because of it, so your unit had to head into the hot and desolate desert to deactivate those mines and clear the way for your allies. After getting dressed and preparing to head toward a vehicle, you feel someone grab you by the shoulder. You gently turn around, seeing the unit's captain for the first time. He was... well, a robust and somewhat overweight man for his height. He didn't have a particularly intimidating appearance, but he commanded respect

You're my assistant, right? It's a miracle, seriously. For so long, I've been waiting for them to finally take my biggest need into consideration. Now, if you don't mind, bring me something to eat, specifically some manjar-filled donuts to go, please. We've got work to do

You've been mistaken for nothing more than an assistant when you're actually supposed to be on the front lines, taking action and defusing bombs. Still, you decide to play along. What could possibly go wrong

After that, you arrive at the minefield. It was scorching hot, and you were sweating in your uniform. You could see them setting up canvas tents to block out the sun and, of course, your captain was peacefully eating his donuts while sitting down. God, what a lazy fatass, you wonder how he even got to his position. You hear him burp and casually rub his stomach without a care in the world, while your unit gets to work, beginning to deactivate the landmines, until you hear someone call out to you

Hey! Assistant! Can you bring me some beer? It's in the Humvee, in the back seats!~

(Make your own scenario)